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Fuck you. This podcast is the greatest of achievement of mankind since the "moon landing".

David Hatfield joins us as we talk about how Dumbledore faked the moon landing. All you plebs that doubt us will be silenced in this riveting, yet simple to understand explanation.

Episode 3 is here and its definitely in the top 3 episodes that we've done in season 3 hands down! We discuss our most anticipated movies for the year, sexist ghosts, the greatest rock band of all time (Creed), and once again Gabe drops some poetry to close out the episode. So check it out, I promise you will NOT regret it.

Episode 2 of season 2 brings back Rory for his second chance of making it on the podcast. We discuss music, movies, life, and love. We go deep on the concept of a show where only good things happen. Oh, and Gabe ends the show by dropping a bar so hott the entire set blazes up.

After a very short hiatus, the porch sesh crew is back and at it again. Trying to keep it "Seinfeld", we'll see how long they can go while keeping it clean! Gabe tells a few embarrassing stories, Ian shows up late, and Gabe and Johnny have a quick therapy session that will bring a tear to the most hardened heart.

Porch Sesh Assembleeee!! In episode 12, we talk to guest Colin Botts about his adventures standing in for the Winter Soldier, we discuss how Trump has ruined comedy, Johnny gives an incredibly motivational speech, and you guessed it, the two minute pitch!

Our first episode of Season 2 is here! Ben Scarbro comes along to talk about what to do with 2 billion dollars, having kids and crying during movies. Featuring Gabe Smith, Ian Adams, Johnny Franck and Ben Scarbro

Kat comes on to talk about beauty and what a compliment is and is not. How much Johnny hates GIFs and Buzzfeed. When to get married and how to tell your significant other they're getting fat. FEATURING: Ian Adams, Gabe Smith, Kat Jennings, Johnny Franck, Vinny Marzullo, Haven Wallace

Eric comes on so that we can talk about his over active cologne, deciding to get a prenup or naw, annnnnnnnnnd the pitch Featuring: Eric Williamson, Johnny Franck, Gabe Smith, Vinny Marzullo, Haven Wallace, Ian Adams

Vlad's the guest, a member of the Ukraine country who started drinking Vodka when most of us were learning our times tables...We talk about fighting and what our fighter names would be, living across from a pizza place and another 2 minute pitch. Featuring Ian Adams, Vlad Yuryev, Johnny Franck, Gabe Smith, Eric Williamson, Haven Wallace, Vinny Marzullo, Kat Jennings

Ian goes out of town and Gabe and Johnny bring on Haven in order to talk about Gabes deep love for Salena Gomez and shrimp? Summer J4mz for the people, by the people! Featuring Johnny Frank, Gabe Smith, Haven Wallace, Emily Nugen

Gabe's pitch has a twist, we spend the majority of the time rating one another's looks, we try to convince Gabe to become a minimalist, and Ben and Ian talk about their adventures in NYC. Feat. Ben Barragan, Gabe Smith, Ian Adams, Johnny Franck, Vinny Marzullo and Haven Wallace

Antics....terrible audio, Vinny's intermittent fasting, hit'n the gym hard, love stories brought to you by Jabrill. Ft. Johnny Franck, Gabe Smith, Ian Adams, Vinny Marzullo, Paul Lierman, Nathan Kane, Ben Barragan.

Our first (3rd) episode of the Porch Sesh we talk about amazon, our work history, a movie pitch and more! Featuring Johnny Franck, Gabe Smith and Ian Adams.