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David returns for a bonus Halloween episode – because in 2020, time is entirely meaningless. (Watch One Cut of the Dead before watching this episode! Seriously! Also, don’t read about it before watching it. Just go watch it now!)

John once again forces Pat to critique the musical heroes of his youth. Pat once again fails to rise to the challenge.

David returns for a look at film noir – one considered a classic of the genre, one that’s better known for its theme song. Have fun figuring out which is which!

Our annual look at the best songs of the first half of the year coming to you at the traditional midway point of the year. September! Watch out for our 4th of July Retrospective on November 1st!

In their constant effort to constantly stay relevant John & Pat watch two sitcoms that premiered before podcasts existed.

If you were wondering if this podcast could get nerdier, wonder no more: now they’re talking about video games. Would that include a history of Commodore 64 games and the code used to build them? I mean, do you even have to ask?

Blah blah blah John and Pat blah blah blah pop culture blah blah blah idiots.

Private eyes, they’re watching you – actually, you’re watching them. On TV. And they’re not real. Stop being so paranoid.

David Schneider returns to discuss these classics of Asian cinema, and someone on the podcast hates one of the films. Listen to find out who! (Hint: it’s not who you think)

John & Pat pick the top 20 songs from the 2nd half of 2019 to give you some options to create Spotify playlists and screw artists out of their money, you filthy thieves.

John & Pat bring you more dispatches from the end times – now with 17% more stupidity!

John & Pat help you through these difficult times the only way they know how: by telling you what to watch while you’re sitting on your butts.

David returns to discuss the legacy of Neil Peart by comparing a classic album to…an album.

John & Pat make their top 10 lists for the year and the decade – hopefully this will start a trend, and we’ll see other people making similar lists.

If you can’t get enough of middle-aged men reviewing music for teenyboppers, this is the episode you’ve been waiting for. (Teenyboppers? Yes. What of it?)

Yet another podcast about elderly women in Hollywood.

John & Pat have done it again – by which we mean they spent an entire episode talking about nonsense.

John & Pat once again bring their critical acumen to bear on pop music, so be sure you’ve got your dictionaries ready for their articulate reading of the work of Sleater-Kinney.

John and Pat look at the most popular movie genre ever: the werewolf film. Suck it, Marvel Universe!

More nothing. Come stare into the void with us, won’t you?