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Fair warning dearest PolterPals, this may be the most gruesome movie the guys have ever reviewed! From the depths of the internet comes a gore-filled vampire movie called "The Little Vampire". As the boys breakdown this twisted-tale, Matty tries to reveal more information about the whereabouts of his alien family, but Ross doesn't want to hear it...Does Matty know where they may be?

In this episode the guys review 2010’s attempted remake of A Nightmare on Elm St. After finding out their recent episodes were lost in theVOID and running into some issues with their podcast machine, the boy realize it was just turned off, so they get back to it with a brand new Ep! Matty also finds out the most interesting news to date about his alleged extinct alien family as he possibly makes CONTACT for the very first time….

Hello PolterPals! Remember us?! Your favorite Polterguys?! We're back! After several (hundred) attempts at recording a new episode for you and sending them into THE VOID, and realizing The N E T W O R K HQ might be shut down out there in the real world, we finally got it uploaded ourselves! It's an infectious matter this Ep, as we review 2016's zombie-virus flick, starring Mr. Kelly Gun himself MGK, it's...Viral!

Another week, another fun & normal Ep from your favorite Polterguys! This time, a movie played itself on the TV in The Black Lodge and it was The Curse of...errr...The La Llorona Curse! The apparent unknown entry into the Conjuring universe that released around the same time as that other one did. Listen as Ross & Matty review the GREATEST horror movie to ever be featured on a Polterguys podcast and that is FACT. SPOILERS: This movie gets a perfect rating from the guys

Things are FINALLY back to normal...well, whatever normal means for Ross & Matty here in The Black Lodge. With the guys deciding to put the past (and future selves) behind them, they dive into a long awaited review this ep, the highly debated 2009 remake of beloved slasher franchise 'Friday the 13th'. Jason gets really athletic in this one, to kill a bunch of awful teens + that guy from 'Supernatural', in this very mid-2000's horror remake! Talk to us @PolterguysPOD Remember to SUBSCRIBE + RATE + REVIEW

Things are COMPLETELY back to normal for Ross & Matty in The Black Lodge! No souls being possessed, no binge drinking, no 23&Me results, BUT, there was a new poll tossed up on the Twitter and YOU chose the movie once again! So this Ep, the guys gear up to review The Gallows 2, and certainly do NOT receive a strange visit from future versions of themselves who time traveled back to warn them of imminent dangers....did NOT.   Follow us @PolterguysPOD

In this episode of Polterguys, Ross has been going a little too hard in a drinking binge of celebration, since last Ep, Ghosty rid his body of the demons that possessed him once again. Matty gets things back on track this time, just enough for the guys to chat about another horny tale this week..."The Black Room". If you thought last week was wild.... #TTROTB Join the convo! @PolterguysPOD

With movies casually being selected (by THE N E T W O R K) now, this week, Ross & Matty make an attempt to talk about 1983's Stevey Ting classic, Christine! The guys also felt in the Christmas spirit and decide to share some tales of their own, of their favorite Winter adventure from their previous lives...All that PLUS the SECRET INGREDIENT OF ROSS' MYSTERIOUS GC SAUCE IS FINALLY REVEALED?! It's a packed EP this week. Happy Holidays! Follow us @PolterguysPOD

Woah! Ross & Matty are back with a whacky one this week PolterPals™ After YOU PEOPLE angered THE N E T W O R K, they took away your right to vote and chose the movie for us this ep, just like old times. Speaking of old times, Ross' demons could very well be back to play after Matty decides to selfishly TRADE HIS SOUL! All that & all the Wooded Glenn you need, it's a hot new ep of Polterguys! Follow @WoodedGlenn

After avoiding near catastrophe when yet another tie almost took place on the @PolterguysPOD Twitter poll, the guys sit down this Ep to review 2004's The Grudge, a movie you may remember enjoying, but you're probably dead wrong about that. Ross & Matty also get to the bottom of their friendship issues as of late, as they come to terms with the fact that Ross has his "demons", and Matty may have some living alien relatives after all.... Make sure to listen all the way to the end PolterPals!

We're back PolterPals! But honestly....it's sort of your fault we went anywhere in the first place...After the very first 3 WAY TIE in Polterguys Polls history, THE N E T W O R K took it out on us, by not only shapeshifting the Lodge and separating us for weeks, but then forcing us to watch the ONLY LOSING OPTION in the whole poll...Unfriended 2

It's mail day in The Black Lodge and while Matty tries to read some *important* mail sent to him with his possible 23&Me results, Ross cuts him off so they can talk about this week's movie, the 2005 remake of The Fog. In one of the most redundant endings to any movie they've covered, you'll wanna listen through all of this one Polterpals!

This week Ross & Matty decide to hangout at another hot teen party™ but this time at an 80's shopping mall! As Ross falls in love with Barbera Crampton, and Matty uses his knowledge of the human life to try and find a sensible plot, KILLER ROBOTS are on the loose in this mall! Ghostie also stops by to greet us since it's officially spooky season for the world outside of the Lodge, but Ross acts a bit strange about him this time...

It's the early 2000's and the Firefly family has a cyborg hiding in their underground bone tunnel waiting to wield his mighty axe thing and miss everything while also a man named Dr. Satan just arrived from the Mad Max universe to do brain surgeries and the undergrounders are ready to collect their bone money! Starring Rainn Offerman! Join us: @PolterguysPOD

You voted for it and we delivered! After talking about the first Goosebumps movie last week, for the first time the Polterguys deliver back to back movies as they review Goosebumps 2 this week!  Slappy is back along with NONE of the characters we met last week! It's almost like this movie could've had nearly zero to do with that movie other than the title! Does Jack Black even return as R.L Stine? Listen to find out!  And please...a moment of silence for Terry the Pumpkin... Get #ASPOOKYGOOSABUMPS with us @PolterguysPOD

After taking a week to attempt going on a strike against The Network, Ross & Matty decide their pleas for the TV remote to be returned to them are going unheard, and decide to review the highly requested (and voted for) Goosebumps movie! It's quite the vulgar dive into this slightly-for-children movie, so listeners beware...you're in for a scare... Tweet us #Ghoners @PolterguysPOD

Woah PolterPals, it's a whacky one this week for Rick & Mort...err, Ross & Matty, as for the first time ever a REMOTE CONTROL for the TV appears in The Black Lodge, and of course, being in an ethereal dimension, allows the boys access to ALL the channels in the universe...It's PGTV for a 75th Ep Spesh! Join us: @PolterguysPOD All hail T H E N E T W O R K

By the power of The Black Lodge, and the grace of T H E N E T W O R K, your favorite Polterguys are back with a new ep! Voted in this week, a somewhat heavily-requested movie, in 2008's best movie about missing a call, "One Missed Call"! Join Ross & Matty as they find their way through this illogical, plot-hole-filled horror movie, and quickly realize why it has a 0% rating on the internet dot com. Rate, Review, Subscribe, & follow us @PolterguysPOD Sponsored By: T-Mobile

Episode 73 of the Polterguys Podcast packs a bunch of stuff into one thing, much like the movie the boys review this week, "Thirteen Ghosts", or, more properly known as "Thir Thirteen Een Ghosts". After a mysterious package from The N E T W O R K™ arrives in the The Black Lodge, Ross & Matty (and Wooded Glenn) run into some trouble with a new "Handsome Guy" Doll, a Wooded Glenn replica....that might just be a little evil. All that and MORE than 13 ghosts in this week's ep! Sponsored by: Brawny

In this episode, Ross & Matty uncover A LOT. After an attempted trip down memory lane by Ross leads Matty into some wild theories as to WHY and HOW they may be stuck in The Black Lodge, the boys may find the key to getting out, sooner, rather than later... In other news, they also talk dissect the horror movie "Entity", as they very clearly MUST be scraping through the last bit of horror movies left for them to watch... Talk to us: @PolterguysPOD