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While Fallon is once again fighting their way out of the California Burial Mound, Roy is joined by friend of the show and newcomer to the cultivation world Rainer to have a nice relaxing four-hour discussion about what exactly Mo Dao Zu Shi is! That's what you do over two years into a podcast about a topic, after all. In "My Dinner with Roy," find out what exactly this media property is, what a cultivator is, how names work, and, since this is a recap episode, everything that's happened in the novel through chapter 75! And please stick around even after Roy says the words "I want Anastasia Rasputin in my body." I beg of you. Follow along with Roy's """""""""helpful"""""""""" slideshow! Intro & Outro: Luis Fonsi ft. Daddy Yankee – Despacito, arr. & perf. by Eelin Lim Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy | Rainer

Happy Homestuck Day! We're honoring the occasion by discovering all the ways in which MDZS and Andrew Hussie's [VALUE JUDGMENT REDACTED] webcomic are exactly the same! Then we read chapter 75, "Distance--part II," a good chapter where Wen Ning gets his brain back and immediately becomes a butler, Wei Wuxian is the demons, everyone at the Burial Mound plays American football with a baby, and Jiang Yanli is, as some might say, Very Clean. Come have a listen! And please let us know if you have any idea what potato onomatopoeia might be. (The Official PodRecesses MDZS/Homestuck Venn Diagram can be found here) Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Kenshi Yonezu - Lemon, arr. & perf. by Jae Meng Also used: Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy

Debate all you want about whether this qualifies as an "episode" when we spend perhaps 1/4 of it talking about chapter 74, "Distance--part I." It means nothing to either the cancelled hosts of this extremely cancelled podcast or Chief Cultivator of the show Milk. While Wei Wuxian forgets his car, A-Yuan meets his first not-stinky adult, and Lan Wangji does baby voice, we focus on the important matters at hand: embracing/avoiding our Shindanmaker Fates, discovering the origin of Death Grips, finding tiny men, and undergoing forced Noisespacification. Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Sadie Stanley - Call Me, Beep Me (Kim Possible Theme), perf. by Gregory Taylor Also used: Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy | Milk

We've made it to 69 (nice (funny)) episodes and 2 years of laffs! Dr. Janos Podcasts joins us this week to read chapter 73, "Recklessness--part II," a normal chapter where nothing bad happens and we all finish it feeling good and normal. Jiang Cheng declares his brother Hank Hill, Wei Wuxian says fuck, Jin Guangyao comes to save the day, the entire cultivation world collectively announces that women be women, and Nie Mingjue doesn't appear enough. Meanwhile, the government assigns us kin, the fandom is once again bad and wrong, and we engage in a 13-minute-long conversation about Steely Dan, because if you love it, fuck it. Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Southern Playas - Dickey Ride Also used: Pornosonic - If It Ain't Easy, It Ain't Sleazy: Nice N Sleazy Does It (If you are listening to this anywhere other than on Noise Space dot X Y Zed website, then you are listening to a STOLEN version. We do not give anyone permission to re-post our podcasts to other sites.) Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy | Janos

Coming to you live from our new """"""""""studio"""""""""" (kitchen table with 2 acoustic foam squares), we're here to read chapter 72, "Recklessness--part I," and get into some clowntroversy! In this chapter, everybody heads to the Koi Tower, where Jiggy's OnlyFans finds its best-paying subscriber, Bitch McGuangshan Stand Up, and the entire cultivation world has ethics to argue and themes to put on display. You can also join us as we write a really good Gaia Online AU, learn about cookie metal, and explore horticulture, both in the form of growing Maynard James Keenans and enjoying Orntch! We welcome both Waffle House asses and brunch-ass bitches alike! Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Cardi B ft. Megan Thee Stallion - WAP, arr. & perf. by Junior Marvel Also used: Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy

Gather round, slimelikers and fastboy math calculators! It is our burden to report on both chapter 71, "Departure--part III," and the latest disgraceful act of fandom rendering the internet inoperable. In this chapter, rude stinky pit boy Wei Wuxian meets up with Lan Wangji for a cringe compilation livestream, enters a Ratatouille flashback, and goes orangutan mode. Meanwhile, your hosts have a game to play, a Rick Sanchez quota to hit, and some zodiac signs to apologize to (and for). Whether you're #WithHer or whether you're hitting the Jiggy butt buffet, we hope you enjoy! Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Ariana Grande - Positions, arr. & perf. by Juliana MM Also used: Think! (Jeopardy Theme Song) – Merv Griffin; perf. by Johann Chan Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy | Ninfriendo Gamebear Advice

It's chapter 70, "Departure--part II," and we've got Chief Cultivator of the show Jared here to help us try out "entirely to damn many" funny voices! We've got a legacy of Punished Marge to uphold, after all. In this one, Jiang Yanli owns everyone with facts and logic, just about every Jin throws a tantrum, and only one man (not shown) has the vision, the power, and the thighs to escape any culpability. Afterwards, we all learn a little something about car foreheads and girlboss soundtracks, and Fallon takes a breaky from their bakey to lay down the Fanfiction.net law. Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem, arr. & perf. by Jon Reed Also used: Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy | But Doctor, they ARE PagliacciProtoJ

In no good faith could we talk about the funny sex number chapter (aka "Departure--Part I") without Sworn Brother Without Manners Brooks (notes pictured). This week, we take a look at the parallels between MDZS and Ariel Needs Legs, whether it's white knighting if it's for your sister, the real meaning of Blue Forgetting Machine, taking thicc leave, and, of course, Donust. Plus, Brooks throws your hosts the jokerfication option in a special revival of a long-dead bit. Much to think about! Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Walter Murphy, Seth MacFarlane, & David Zuckerman - Family Guy Main Theme, arr. & perf. by Flute Hero Also used: Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy | Brooks | da boys crankyankers2021 bring it back

Today we wrap up the "Tendewness" arc with chapters 67 and 68, officially ending our long national nightmare of waiting to get to chapter funny 69 (nice). In this episode, MXTX shows off her degree in clickbait, Wen the not alive anymore Ning gets a good new voice, Wei Wuxian be's delicate, Lan Wangji makes ellipses audible, there's some ninjers, and a boy embodies the sentiment and use of Jack Spicer. Meanwhile, your hosts discover Virtual Rickality, Fallon remembers a bit, and Roy breaks a personal record! Oh, and remember Su She? He's back and he still sucks! Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Quincy Jones - Soul Bossa Nova Also used: Julius Fucik – Entry of the Gladiators, arr. & perf. by Orlan Charles Jim Johnson - Rest in Peace (Undertaker Theme), arr. & perf. by Hakim Sayed Nasir Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy

We are getting dangerously close to the sex number (of both chapters AND episodes), but today, we're talking about chapters 65 & 66, parts III and IV of the "Tenderness" arc. Lan Xichen XY gets out of his freezer bed to do some bump-n-dump, Lan Wangji looks disrespectfully, Wei Wuxian puts on the most benevolent possible trollface, Li'l Apple takes a Li'l Napple, and your hosts enroll in an impromptu Icelandic language course. Don't forget to spay and bneuter your bnuuy! RIP LAN QIREN HE WAS KILLED BY HIS BOYS MAKING IT CLAP ON THE GRAM Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Fallon & Roy, ft. CSoul & Jajanken – At a glance, you still recognize you are envious of you, fairy love Also used: Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy

Join your hosts at the Thomas Kinkade house of the extremely normal Lan family for chapters 63 and 64, parts 1 and 2 of the "Tenderness" arc! In this episode, Wei Wuxian is in full uguu mode, Lan Wangji (strapped) makes a bitch thing come out of his mouth, and Lan Xichen reminds us that his room is called the cold room because he be chilling. Meanwhile, Roy becomes QQAnon, Fallon introduces a new segment, and we both put on our airbrushed badass Jiggy t-shirts for it all! Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Steely Dan - Chain Lightning; arr. & perf. by Bill McBirnie Also used: Death Note Original Soundtrack (Hideki Taniuchi) - Near Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy

Wei Wuxian is BACK, and he is so sick, twisted, and Jokerfied that he has carved the Slayer logo onto so many parts of his body that, in the name of The Plomacy, your hosts needed friend of the show Max to help count them all. We read the entire "Evil" ("Despicable") arc, where we get to watch Wang Lingjiao take part in the Russian Sleep Experiment, calculate the width of both Wen Zhuliu and George "Fishgrinder" Corpseman's necks, witness death by nae nae, and learn what an antifa supersoldier truly is. May the sentiment and use of Wen Chao live on. Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Nadav Eliyahu Outro: Slayer – Raining Blood, arr. & perf. by Soft as a Pear Also used: Julius Fucik - Entry of the Gladiators, arr. & perf. by Orlan Charles Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy | Max

It is at last time to finish up the Pussin's Arc with chapter 60! We're putting on our jobes in honor of history's most tragic bruh moment. Jiang Cheng has been epicly memed, Wei Wuxian hambones, Wen Qing explains things queerly, and your leftist Communist Marxist (fascist) hosts are dying hard and loving controversy, as usual. Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Pink Floyd - Another Brick in the Wall; arr. & perf. by Fabio Vetro Also used: Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy

The plot rememberers have logged back on, and this time we're reading chapters 58 and 59, parts III and IV of the "Poisons" arc! These chapters are extremely sad, but don't worry, we found the worst ways possible to have fun with them. Jiang Cheng feels a mother's love for the first time in his life, Wei Wuxian is catatonic (but hurgling), Wen Ning don't snitch, and Wen Zhuliu gets a good and funny voice as well as good and funny thoughts. Also, your hosts explore all of the things you can make a bong out of, create divorce boat schematics, and have a squeege with the lads. Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: dog shit.mp3 Also used: Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy

This week, your hosts are logging into their little accounts and posting their little takes about chapter 57, "Poisons--pt. III," and if you thought Madam Yu would never give an #EpicClapback then we kindly invite you to spit out your cereal. In this chapter, Wei Wuxian is disrespectful to dirt (Wen Chao), the Wen sect officially crosses the disgusting event horizon, and we learn that no matter how magic a teen may be, getting grounded is still the ultimate punishment. Meanwhile, your hosts discuss sexy robot maid twins, how good Megamind (2010) is, and the power words of "Keanu Xichen." Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Danzig - Mother; arr. by Roy Also used: Think! (Jeopardy Theme Song) - Merv Griffin; perf. by Johann Chan Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy

We’re high on podcasting, babey! This week, we sit down and click like on chapter 56, part I of the “Poisons” arc. Wei Wuxian is back home, ready to be awarded some good boy points, Madam Yu gets added to Smash, faildad Jiang Fengmian takes the failfamily on a nice failcation, and the Q writers do some more baby torment. Sorry your hosts are like this, by the way! Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Kirk van Houten - Can I Borrow a Feeling? Also used: Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy |

It’s Fat Xuanwu Week, so what can we say? Big episode, big turtle. We did the unthinkable and read three entire chapters: 53-55, parts 3-5 of the “Courage” arc! In these ones, Lan Wangji makes the Sophie’s choice between “leg” or “virginity”,” Wei Wuxian uses how annoying he is medicine, and everybody has severe Tool Video Brain. Well, except for your hosts, who are too busy reminiscing about 1977 horror film Death Bed: The Bed That Eats. All this and a beautiful baby birthday treat for a beautiful baby birthday boy! Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Darude – Sandstorm, arr. & perf. by DJ Enculé Also used: Zu i Xue, Zheng Fanxing, Qi Peixin, & Guo Cheng (The Untamed OST) - Zui Shi Shao Nian Bu Ke Qi Noise Space | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy

We have bad news and good news. Fallon’s mom is going to be visiting us for a bit and we were planning on getting an episode out before then, but the bad news is our schedule hit a snag and that wasn’t able to happen. The good news is we aren’t leaving you totally hanging! This past Thursday was Jiang Cheng’s birthday, and what will be this episode’s Google Translate Essence Collection is in honor of the rude man himself! So this may not be a full episode, but we hope you enjoy this little snack of a segment before it joins the rest of episode 56 sometime (goku willing) around November 17th. Happy birthday, jiujiu! May all your glutinous catgirl dreams come true!

u.nhnnnnnnnnnnhhhhhg ghhhhh wangji baaallll HUYUUU Pointed Bouce. Pointed Bouce. Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Danny Elfman – This is Halloween, arr. & perf. by Gina Luciani Noise Space | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy

We’re really in it now, Ariana, and “it” is chapter 51, “Courage—part 1.” We’ve finally managed to make it back to content that was in the donghua (remember the donghua?)! It’s flashback time, and specifically it’s the flashback time when Madam Yu and her skateboarding meidos Epicly Own her son, all the kids go to fascism camp, Lan Wangji has an out-of-Bobby experience, and MXTX once again decides to tell us fuck all about one of the most interesting side characters she’s created. Best of all, Jiang Yanli is finally here to up our TTPP (Total Treats Per Page) ratio! Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Ricebubs - One Bad Gloop (because it’s October 2020) Also used: Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy