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Alright folks, fair warning: this one has a lot of jokes a third grader would probably bust up about. This week, Sir Ashton of Kutcher punks the Queen, and we make poop jokes in Hamlet. As always, if you like what you hear, follow us on instagram @pitchthispod and Twitter @pitch_this_pod for extra content and behind the scenes looks at our antics. 

Guess who's back? And for real this time! Which one of you crazies wished on a lamp for our return? In the season 2 premier, we try to do math and take a trip to the suburbs of Night City in this very special episode navigating first hand accounts of this spectacular flop of a videogame. If you like what you hear, check out our episodes from season 1! And for behind the scenes photos and content, follow us on instagram @pitchthispod and Twitter @pitch_this_pod. Special thanks to Peter Charney for the absolutely amazing new theme song, and Nick Proto for the face lift to our album artwork.

Water. Earth. Fire. Air. This week we praise the spectacular storytelling that is Avatar: The Last Airbender and pitch our favorite vacation packages within the world. This one is really special, y'all. Don't forget to subscribe on Spotify or apple podcasts and leave a comment about a future show that you'd like to hear! Follow us on Instagram @pitchthispod and Twitter @pitch_this_pod! 

All this time in quarantine has given many people the opportunity to hone a new skill like...sewing, doing an Ollie, or if you're us...maining a new character in smash bros. This week, we unearth the hidden secrets of the original game, discuss our ideal DLC package, and we even bring on some special guests (feat. Justin's parents) to help us out with a new game. If you like this episode, check out our more traditional episodes on Spotify and apple podcasts! And don't forget to follow us on Instagram @pitchthispod and Twitter @pitch_this_pod for more bonus content! Stay healthy and stay home! And keep smashing. 

Have you ever heard the tragedy of Corona the wise? I thought not...we're here to change that. On this week's episode, the boys dive deep into their thoughts on the Skywalker Saga and Justin's game backfires on him. Follow us on instagram @pitchthispod and Twitter @pitch_this_pod if you like what you heard! And check out our other episodes right here! Stay well, and stay home.

Okay, to be fair, this is another live episode, hence the ungodly length. However, this week we follow up on James Bond marathon and Justin bakes a new script using the recipe from our live episode two weeks ago. If you like what you hear, check out our actual episodes 1-31 and give us a download or two! Follow us on Instagram @pitchthispod and Twitter @pitch_this_pod. Stay healthy! 

Hey all you cool kits and cattans. We're back for another live show! This week we discuss our journeys as Pokemon gym leaders, Sonic tries to win a date, and the folks from "Thanks, Mom" comedy come along to make our show better! Follow us on Instagram @pitchthispod and Twitter @pitch_this_pod for more bonus content! 

As the viral storm outside continues to rage, we keep coming back to provide some much needed laughs here where it's safe: inside by yourself. This week, we play a Quarantine method madness, there's another round of Letterbashd, and Justin gives the secret recipe to writing your own James Bond movie. Don't forget to give us a rating and follow us on Instagram @pitchthispod and Twitter @pitch_this_pod. 

Well Folks, we're still stuck here. So until we can openly go outside and pillage again, we will continue to bring you our live episodes every Wednesday at 8pm on Facebook. This week, we review the critically acclaimed "Trolls", describe our ideal Corona Hallmark movie, and earn our law degrees in a new game as well! Follow us on Instagram @pitchthispod and  Twitter @pitch_this_pod! 

Well folks, it happened. That time Adam and I got drunk and climbed a mountain just to taunt God really came back to bite us and now the world is in a bit of a pickle. Due to COVID19, we've put a hault to our regularly scheduled episodes, but not to worry! We've decided to put on some live shows for the people in the meantime! Every Wednesday night, catch us on our Facebook page broadcasting live, and If you miss it, we'll be posting them right here! We hope you enjoy these somewhat different episodes, and we hope to be back to you regular schtick when the world is doing a bit better. Until then, follow us on Instagram @pitchthispod and Twitter @pitch_this_pod. Stay healthy, and have a few laughs with us to pass the time. 

Well world, we have officially entered social distancing and quickly running out of things to do. Luckily, we have one more episode for you to keep you company in these lonely times! This week, Wonka reveals how he stays so fit, and we read more terrible reviews on Letterboxd! Be sure to follow us on Instagram @pitchthispod and Twitter @pitch_this_pod for extra content. And be sure to check out our catalog of thirty other episodes! 

Do you like listening to nothing but Justin's voice for approximately an hour? Than you're very specifically in luck, because boy do we have the episode for you! This week, we reveal the true name of the podcast, find out what the web slinger would be like with other bug powers, and read-through the FINALE of our found masterpiece, "Life With the Justice League". If you like what you hear, subscribe on Spotify or Apple music to let us know! And follow us on Instagram @pitchthispod and Twitter @pitch_this_pod for behind the scenes shots and goofs! 

Ok folks, this one is a wild ride. We let Adam's fantasies run wild and finally get to talk one of his favorite video game franchise. This week we dig into the deep lore of the acclaimed series, Animal Crossing, and address Justin's haunted copy of 'G-force' on Blu-ray. If you like what you hear, check out our past episodes, and give us a follow on Spotify or Apple Podcasts! And for bonus content, follow us on Instagram @pitchthispod and Twitter @pitch_this_pod.

We here at Pitch This have always felt that the contestants on reality dating shows seem to always be a bit...immature. So for this episode, we decided to dial that up to 11 and place America's favorite guilty pleasure in the realm of elementary school. This week, prepare to learn about The Bachelor from four people that have quite literally...no have no freaking idea about it. If you like the episode, make sure to check out our others anywhere you listen to your audio programs! And follow us on Instagram @pitchthispod and Twitter @pitch_this_pod.

Show of fins, how many of you have just kept swimming since the first installment of our "Finding Nemo" noir series??....huh...just 3 of you? Got it...reality check. Well for you 3, we've got your story continuation RIGHT HERE. This week, we revisit Marlin's quest to find his son, and learn a lot about Outback Steakhouse in the process. If you like what you hear, give this episode a download, check out previous ones, and follow us on Instagram @pitchthispod or Twitter @pitch_this_pod! 

Warning! This episode contains potential spoilers about films that have come out this past year, as well as earnest discussions about our favorites. If you wish not to be spoiled, or listen to some gents have honest conversations about cinema, go listen to Ke$ha's new album. This week, we discuss our favorite movies of the year and hand out awards for some categories that we feel are truly overlooked. Don't forget to follow us on Instagram @pitchthispod and Twitter @pitch_this_pod for more behind the scenes content and shenanigans! 

And just like that, our little podcast can rent a car for a decent price. This week we explore the world of the walking dead with a twist, and spend a hefty portion of the episode with our dear friend Michaelangelo1995. As always, if you like what you hear, leave a review and check out some of our other episodes! Follow us on Instagram @pitchthispod or Twitter @pitch_this_pod for behind the scenes videos and shenanigans.

We're back baby! After awakening from our holiday slumber, we decided the best use of our time would be to discuss Jason DeRulo's junk. Italian Ambassador Nick Jacobino returns, and new guest Tony Patryn joins us to discuss how "The Jersey Shore" could exist in the Star Wars canonical universe. We also play a new game to usher in 2020 and take a look back on where we've come from in reality television. If you like what you hear, give us a little review or come find us in person and shout it at us in the street! Follow us on Instagram @pitchthispod or Twitter @pitch_this_pod.

Welcome back for episode 23! We know you're tired of the holiday specials, but we uh...don't care. So here's one more for you this festive season, this time celebrating our brothers and sisters of Judaism. This week, we set out to find the Duke of Dreidels and we once again raid the Hallmark pantry. Don't forget to follow us on Instagram @pitchthispod and Twitter @pitch_this_pod for behind the scenes content and to stay posted when new episodes go up! 

Well kids, this is it. Justin gets to air his grievances on this holy night as we learn how to make big books from regular sized books, share how we would prepare for some of our dream roles, and jam out to some classic emo songs! Join us on this journey and feel the BDE (Big Dickens Energy) on an all new holiday episode! We are rejoined by animal vocalist Bryan Raiton and our #1 hater Peter Charney. Be sure to follow us on Twitter @pitch_this_pod and on Instagram @pitchthispod! If you like what you hear, be sure to leave us a rating/review and tell your friends and festive spirits that haunt you!