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Richard Trenton (Dick) Chase was a serial killer that cannibalized his victims, drank their blood, and shat on children's beds. The Pints bring you their most twisted story yet - necrophilia, dog shit, rape, cannibalism, mutilated cats and a mother's love all spread like mayonnaise on top of gory murder and brain pudding. Buckle up. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pintsoftheroundtable/message

This special episode is brought to you ad-free by our good friend Chase. He's a badass. Frederick Bailey Deeming, aka the Windsor Murderer aka Albert Williams aka Mr Drewn aka Mr Duncan aka Baron Swanston aka maybe Jack the Ripper but probably not, killed both of his wives and his four children and stole rain gutters. He was also very annoying when he opened his mouth. We also talk about the true origins of Canadian bacon; Sir, that's a dick and all the ways we love Chase and didn't even know. Thanks for listening and extra special big thanks again to Chase. Love you buddy. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pintsoftheroundtable/message

Today the Pints crew brings you Sherry Shriner, an alarmingly crazy person with an anti-alien reptile shapeshifter supersoldier succubus vampire society cult. Yeah, I know. That's what I said. This one is as crazy as it gets, folks. Support us here at patreon.com/pintsoftheroundtable visit us at pintsoftheroundtable.com --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pintsoftheroundtable/message

Today the Pints bring you the tale of 16 year old Cayetano Godino, a big-eared broccoli-brained boy that murdered at least 4 young children (probably more), attempted to kill several more, set a whoooooole bunch of fires, and killed all kinds of pets and small animals. Also you can hear an exclusive sneak peak into tracks from Matt's upcoming atomic 12 string bass guitar album, Terah further solidifies her plans to trap a firefighter, and Monte tells us about being triple roasted, so we roast him.  Thanks for being here and sharing a drink with us. Check us out at patreon.com/pintsoftheroundtable to support us, hear extra content and listen ad-free! Visit us at www.pintsoftheroundtable.com Also please check out our new producer at www.kurtisgoodwolf.com --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pintsoftheroundtable/message

Today the crew discuses the top 10 alien encounters but not before Monte explains terminal Bullshit and why the crew is bullying him. Matt's mommy issues continue but not in a threatening way. Never trust a walking frog unless it's us doing space frog racketeering.  Support us here at www.patreon.com/pintsoftheroundtable visit us at www.pintsoftheroundtable.com Once again big thank you to our new producer Kurtis Goodwolf  for taking us on and putting up with us. Find him here at http://www.kurtisgoodwolf.com/ --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pintsoftheroundtable/message

Americas first serial killers --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pintsoftheroundtable/message

Our 2.3 season homework. Also this episode is with our new producer at kurtisgoodwolfproductions. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pintsoftheroundtable/message

Today the Pints bring you Sean Patrick Goble, aka The Stargazer Killer. Goble was a long haul truck driver and also a murderer and rapist, working over 7 states and uncountable victims. Listen in to hear the twisted details of his kidnappings and also find out which host wants to be a lot lizard at the Flying D. There's bonus lessons on BJ math and investigative dick drawing; not appearing in this episode is voice actor Kevin Bacon. Thanks for being here and sharing a drink with us. Check us out at patreon.com/pintsoftheroundtable to support us, hear extra content and listen ad-free! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pintsoftheroundtable/message

Berdella, aka The Kansas City Butcher or The Collector ran rampant through the KC area from 1984 - 1988, kidnapping, torturing and raping his victims in continually more brutal fashions. Bleach in the eye, injecting unpronounceable chemicals and forcible fisting kind of brutal. Nonsense including but not limited to fork prongs, Satanism & cynicism, elbow pits, and the infamous Kansas City Plot Twist. Extended and ad-free versions available at patreon.com/pintsoftheroundtable - please come show us some love! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pintsoftheroundtable/message

This week we're discussing an unidentified killer that lured his victims from nightlife venues by drawing cartoons and caricatures of them - charming and amusing them to horrible stabbing deaths. You can hear the 3 different responses to finding a dead body, and the 3 similar and only appropriate responses to midnight snacks. Which kitchen knife is best for sketching in public? What is a bathhouse? And which host made out with their mother? Pour yourself a cold one and have a drink with us, we'll tell you all about it. But first 1 last thing. If a police officer makes their best effort to show you their package from inside a squad car...just remember 1 thing. All Cats Are Beautiful. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pintsoftheroundtable/message

Anatoly Yuryovych Onoprienko was a Soviet-Ukrainian serial mass murderer. He was also known by the nicknames The Beast of Ukraine, The Terminator, and Citizen O. After police arrested the 36-year-old former forestry student on April 16, 1996, Onoprienko confessed to killing 52 people. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pintsoftheroundtable/message

This week's outing into Pints' true crime shenanigans is Mary Farmer, a woman who wanted her neighbor's home and would stop at nothing to get it. And then keep it. Theft, identity fraud, increasingly convoluted lies to your family, infant landlords, murder... all just part of the pre-Depression Era homeowning experience. You can also hear exclusive information from a couple of expert dairy selenographers and our plans for *REDACTED* porn, but don't steal our idea. As always head over to patreon.com/pintsoftheroundtable to check out our ad-free & extended content. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pintsoftheroundtable/message

If you don't already know, you will soon. Some weird shit can happen when fairies are around. Add Pints to the mix and sure enough, things can get weirder. A few things to know, fairies come in all shapes, sizes, and colors. Some may twinkle while others have too much hair to shine. Rule number 1 if you encounter fairies dancing....don't approach, no matter how tempting. Join our journey of 10 real life fairy encounters, along with proper pool table etiquette, a lot about balls, and be sure to make it to the wonderful closing conversation. If you haven't already, check us out over at patreon.com/pintsoftheroundtable for that sexy ad-free and extended content. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pintsoftheroundtable/message

This week's episode is about The Beast of Lysva, aka Interview with a Maniacal Titty-Biting Eye-Gouging Momma's Boy. He had dozens of victims before he was caught and the details of his crimes will make you shudder almost as much as our assortment of awful accents and even worse jokes. Grab a drink, pull up a chair and listen to us try to pronounce Poesjkinpark. While you're googling that, give us a visit at patreon.com/pintsoftheroundtable --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pintsoftheroundtable/message

Now we bring you Part 2 of Peter Kurten, the Dusseldorf Vampire. Part 2 is every bit as disturbing as the first, dog catchers not excluded. Kurten was a horrific human being and the second part of this episode will make it clear if part one didn't already. Bonus info includes which sock to lose in an emergency, which homemade peanut butter your choosey mom wants you to play with, and some completely inaccurate facts about incest. If you don't like ads feel free to check us out at patreon.com/pintsoftheroundtable --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pintsoftheroundtable/message

For part 1 of Peter Kürten, a German serial killer, we will take you through a little information about him and details of some of his gruesome 1929 murders and sexual assaults, which took place in the city of Düsseldorf. Thank you Matt for teaching us German in the meantime. Over all Peter was a beast, the things he does to these women and children will bring you mixed emotions of rage or curiosity into the killer's brain. We're not not looking for a character actor. If you don't like ads feel free to check us out at patreon.com/pintsoftheroundtable --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pintsoftheroundtable/message

2.2 Homework is finally here! fairies wear boots or whatever Ozzy said. Fairy tales, Goblin tales, or pints tales. Like always we've each taken the task of bringing you a story for you the listener to pick a favorite from. Daddy brings us the tail of the baracca fairy aka the catfish fairy or the barbeque fairy. A fairy that is capable of sucking up all the water in a lake to catch it's victims, who consist of mostly unsuspecting fishermen. Like Daddy however this particular fairy is afraid of crabs. Terah tells of Bridget Cleary a homemaker turned entrepreneur by making hats for chickens. Her husband Micheal and her acquired the best house in the village however the house was said to be built on a fairy ring. As she began to fall ill people claimed she had been possessed by a fairy. What happened next? you'll have to listen and find out. Matt comes at us with something like a ganonkanok. Who apparently will steal your girl with his silver tongue and unlimited coin purses. A charming handsome fairy that has wooed the hearts of peasants and queens alike. However once he had that heart he would leave them destitute and starving and longing for his love until they died. Monte keeps it Tabitha.. Short and simple that is... Leaving you guys on a positive note with a story about family. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pintsoftheroundtable/message

Robert Christian Hansen (February 15, 1939 – August 21, 2014), known in the media as the "Butcher Baker," was an American serial killer. Between 1971 and 1983, Hansen abducted, raped, and murdered at least 17 women in and around Anchorage, Alaska; he hunted many of them down in the wilderness with a Ruger Mini-14 and a knife. He was arrested and convicted in 1983, and was sentenced to 461 years and a life sentence without the possibility of parole --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pintsoftheroundtable/message

Richard Francis Cottingham (born November 25, 1946) is an American serial killer from New Jersey operating in New York between 1967 and 1980. He was nicknamed The Torso Killer due to his habit of dismembering his victims, usually leaving nothing but a torso behind. He was eventually convicted of murder in 1981, after being caught fleeing an attempted murder. Officially, Cottingham killed nine people, but he claims between 85 and 100 murders. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pintsoftheroundtable/message

Thai foo or as some of you may know it Talko Brewsday. Ending our 2.1 with a pints family TIFU something we know all of you enjoy. So lets take minute to get away from the mundane murder and enjoy some Frank time. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pintsoftheroundtable/message