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Pink Chicken & The Lazy Man
24 minutes | Oct 29, 2022
C.W.J. Episode Review - Julia Child’s Meatloaf
Pink Chicken and the Lazy Man (and the Pink Chickadee!) invite you to listen along as they review the Meatloaf episode from the Worst Cook on YouTube, Jack Scalfani, from earlier this year during his butter-drowned blasphemy to the memory of a cooking legend he dared to call, "Julia in June". Listen along as we mash up Jack's scatterbrained attempt at TV Cooking history, his utter and complete lack of Julia knowledge, and the worst cross-section of a recipe result in all of YouTube. WATCH ALONG WITH US! CWJ "Julia Child Meatloaf (JULIA IN JUNE)" Episode: https://youtu.be/xTT59cBl_gM ====================================================== FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIA Discord: https://discord.gg/byC4jPy2 (link expires in 7 days) Twitter: https://twitter.com/pcandtlm Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/pcandtlm Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/pcandtlm
35 minutes | Jul 9, 2022
C.W.J. Episode Review - Wet Brine Vs Dry Brine Part Two
The Cronenbird Saga continues! Pink Chicken and the Lazy Man don their StillSuits and travel across the merciless wastelands of a heat-ravaged hellscape ruled by Jack "The Beast" Scalfani Harkonnen the VIII only to chance upon the dunes of moisture-stripped flavor-bereft heresy that is Jack's "Dry Brine" Chicken recipe! Can their Wills be strong enough to survive the burned, dripping gooey horror of The Dry Brined Chicken recipe? Will their minds cave to the Little Death of Fear as they watch Jack's maw open like the toothy horror of Shai'Halud itself as he gnaws undercooked flesh from ruddy bone with the thrice-cursed Double-Pipe Fork? The Brine Must Flow, ye Lazy Fremen! Ride your sandworrms of satire across the sands, oh devotees, and offer your life's water to the Pink Chicken's Sietch! WATCH ALONG WITH US! CWJ "Dry Brine Chicken" Episode: https://youtu.be/JH7q-A9YjNw ====================================================== FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIA Discord: https://discord.gg/ANRJ5MGK (link expires in 7 days) Twitter: https://twitter.com/pcandtlm Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/pcandtlm Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/pcandtlm
42 minutes | Jun 18, 2022
C.W.J Episode Review - Two Fists Of Tubemeat [DOUBLE EPISODE]
Pink Chicken and The Lazy Man traumatize themselves as they take on two terrible "tubemeat" episodes from the Worst Cook on YouTube, Jack Scalfani. This is a double episode, reviewing two episodes of "Cooking With Jack": "Meat Twinkies" and "Pigs In A Blanket (KETO friendly)". CLICK HERE to listen along to "Meat Twinkies" CLICK HERE to listen along with "Pigs In A Blanket (KETO Friendly)" ====================================================== FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIA Discord: https://discord.gg/rPqnHNQv (link expires in 7 days) Twitter: https://twitter.com/pcandtlm Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/pcandtlm Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/pcandtlm
41 minutes | May 14, 2022
C.W.J Episode Review - The Smokey Smokiest Wings
Join Pink Chicken and The Lazy Man as they return to audio-centric podcast-acular glory to once again ridicule the Worst Cook On YouTube, Jack Scalfani. They're going where no one ever expected them to go! YouTube Copyright Strike hell? No, they've been there several times. No, this time they're venturing into the Sam's Club impulse-buy graveyard known as the Scalfani household garage! Come see a true Multiverse of Warehouse Club madness on display. Oh, and Jack actually cooks something without charring it. Wow. CLICK HERE TO WATCH ALONG WITH US ON YOUTUBE FOLLOW US Discord: https://discord.gg/tN8jMkuA Twitter: https://twitter.com/pcandtlm Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/pcandtlm Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/pcandtlm
28 minutes | Oct 25, 2021
C.W.J. Episode Review - Monk Fruit Teriyaki Short Ribs
Escape the madness of the Scalfani Cinematic Universe into a Zen paradise of a well-made long-form Podcast! Pink Chicken and The Lazy Man return to their original art form as Jack tries to deform his mum's Short Rub recipe with Monk Fruit instead of real Sugar. CLICK HERE to watch the episode along with us!
21 minutes | Sep 2, 2021
C.W.J. Episode Review - Buttery Balsamic Wings
What's the difference between a marinade and a glaze? What's the difference between a thousand calorie a day diet and a five-thousand calorie lunch salad? How many times can a man make chicken wings before he realizes you cannot eat the tip of the wing no matter how hard you try? These slippery questions and more will all be answered on this "Cooking With Jack" episode review brought to you by the tangy duo of Pink Chicken and the Lazy Man. Click HERE to Synchronize YouTube-ulators and watch along with us!
40 minutes | Aug 26, 2021
C.W.J. Episode Review - Wet Brine Vs Dry Brine Test Part 1
Cooking Science gone WRONG! See the HORROR that happens when a Man(toddler) tampers with the forces of nature! Join Pink Chicken and The Lazy Man as they witness food science gone mad! A butter-milked chicken undercooked to the point of...INSANITY! Shiver as the mad gastrosexual, Dr. Jack "Salmonella" Scalfani mutates an innocent pullet into a MONSTER FROM BEYOND THE OVEN! Click HERE To Watch Along With Us...IF YOU DARE!
18 minutes | Aug 22, 2021
C.W.J. Episode Review - KETO Nashville Hot Maple Lollipops
Hide your sharp objects, foodjacks! Pink Chicken and The Lazy Man are back to their podcast best. A lampooning review of the "Cooking With Jack" episode: "KETO Nashville Hot Maple Lollipops" is on the menu as we watch the worst chef on YouTube, Jack "Salmonella" Scalfani butcher another easy-to-prepare recipe. CLICK HERE to watch along with us!
26 minutes | Jul 5, 2021
C.W.J. Episode Review - Explosive Coffee Rubbed Pork Tenderloin
Pink Chicken and The Lazy Man are blowing up your 4th of July Holiday with a surprise throwback podcast! This time featuring the "mistaken brand" coffee-rubbed pork turd-a-loins that Jack spent all day slaving over, only to have MommyWife Tammy deny his meat-rection at the last moment. CLICK HERE to watch along with us!
24 minutes | Jun 17, 2021
C.W.J. Episode Review - Profile Pizza Party
Watch Petulant Jack Punish A Poor Pizza Click HERE to watch along with us!
19 minutes | Jun 4, 2021
C.W.J. Episode Review - Stuffed Grape Leaves
O, cruel Fate! Why hast thou cast upon our eyes and ears such horror?!! A ravenous man-child devours jism-spattered feculence and we cannot turn away! (The Lazy Man lettered in the Classics) Click HERE to watch along with us!
31 minutes | Jun 3, 2021
C.W.J. Episode Review - Alfredo Chicken Bake (Counselor Macy's Recipe)
Let us out, Warden! Pink Chicken and The Lazy Man have done enough hard time in the "prison" of Jack's Profile diet plan. We're getting sick of the same sodium-soaked slop every week. We demand to call the Mommy-Governor and beg for mercy from this "Reheating With Jack" nonsense, copycat episode which we have nicknamed, "Jump Cuts And Lies!". CLICK HERE to suffer along with us!
20 minutes | May 23, 2021
C.W.J. Episode Review - KETO Cheesy Alfredo Chicken Casserole
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot with this Keto Alfredo? We dive back into the greasy, buttery pool of recorded CWJ review podcasts with this episode, "KETO Cheesy Alfredo Chicken Casserole" Click HERE to watch along with us!
53 minutes | May 20, 2021
W.T.I.C. Episode Review - A Time To Grill
Alright! Alright! Alright! We finally did it. We located (with the help of the PC&TLM Resistance Fighting Network) the original West Texas Investors' Club episode that features none other than our beloved Jack as he tries to use his sauce, his 'seychel' and (failing that) pure pity to woo Butch, Rooster and (MENSA member) old Gil into buying a piece of his contemptible condiment racket. Will Jack win? Will Rooster and Butch take a trip to "Smokeback Mountain"? Will Jack issue another copyright strike in contravention of Fair Use norms? Listen to this nearly hour-long episode of Pink Chicken & The Lazy Man to find out. Click HERE to watch the WTIC episode with us!
26 minutes | Apr 22, 2021
C.W.J. Episode Review - Crazy Crack Chicken Dip
Welcome, friends to Season Four of PC&TLM! Like genuine addicts, you can't quit us making fun of "Salmonella" Jack Scalfani! On this episode, we review Jack's latest abomination, "Crazy Crack Chicken Dip" as well as talk about Jack's diet downfall, undercooked bacon and Jack's starring role in the gay porn epic, "Smokeback Mountain". We can't quit you, Jack. We can't. CLICK HERE to watch the episode along with us!
120 minutes | Mar 29, 2021
C.W.J. March Sadness LIVE Podcast! (recorded 3/28/21)
Hello Fans! Pink Chicken and The Lazy Man here letting those of you who couldn't join us today have a chance to listen to our two hour March Sadness Brackets Podcast where crowned the 1st ever...Aunt Myrna's Party Champion! ***Skip to mark 3:45 to start the podcast. We had some technical issues with the mic at the beginning of the stream. ****Also, we realize the background music is too hot by maybe 3-6db, if we decide to use it in an upcoming livestream, we’ll adjust the audio levels so we’re not competing with it.
18 minutes | Mar 26, 2021
C.W.J. Episode Review - KetoTaco Stuffed Peppers
Five. Pounds. Of. Shredded. Cheese. What horrible creation can our "Doctor Frankenstein" of YouTube cookery unleash upon unsuspecting palettes this week? Tune in and shudder along. CLICK HERE to watch along with us!
21 minutes | Mar 22, 2021
MARCH SADNESS - Special Brackets Announcement!
We're doing our own version of March Madness - MARCH SADNESS! and we want YOU! to play along with us! We're putting 32 episodes of Cooking With Jack against each other, head-to-head, in four divisions until only one remains standing and will be crowned our 1st Annual - Aunt Myrna's Party Champion! CLICK HERE to Download your very own March Sadness Brackets PDF file to fill out!
27 minutes | Mar 20, 2021
C.W.J. Episode Review - Julia Child's Tuna Sandwich
Hang on to your cooking aprons, folks! Pink Chicken and The Laziest Man are sleep-deprived and chatty as we discuss Jack's secret SEO strategies, Tuna Soup, alien autopsies and the verbal vagaries of our homeland. CLICK HERE To Watch Along With Us!
38 minutes | Mar 14, 2021
C.W.J. Episode Review - Dolly Parton's Five Layer Dinner
Howdy Y'all! Did you miss your favorite bouncy pair of Jack critics? We missed you, too! Press your ears between our first podcast in quite a long while! Pink Chicken and The Lazy Man are back, baby! CLICK HERE to Watch Along With Us!
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