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Surprise Surprise, motherfucka, I'm still broke! I'm rebranding this as an anti-establishment podcast. That is until I somehow win enough prop bets to buy a 2021 Rolls-Royce Phantom and bankrupt my children's children. UFC 264 is poppin' off, fam!Prediction: Mcgregor TKOs Dustin via blinding him with his new, titanium teeth.

**NOTE: Fast-forward 10 minutes in to avoid the pops and glitches of this stupid audio file.** hey mom, there's something in the back rooooommmm.....the UFC is headed to spooooky Arizona where they may or may not get abducted by aliens.  I give my thoughts and predictions for the (3) five-round fights scheduled for this card.  FOR INSTANCE, did you realize Marvin is the only 5 round fighter this weekend who is coming off of a win?  WEIRD.

WE BACK JUST LIKE I SAID WE BE BACK.  El Cucuy's last stand & the lightweight bout that zero casual fans give a flying F about are both underway this weekend on UFC 262.  Buy it on PPV (or don't because this podcast has no sponsorships or talent or integrity).  Love you.  

My oh my how the turn tables.  Since teaming up with Jake Paul to further humiliate Ben Asscream and his odd career, Street Judas is attempting to baptize Marty from Nebraska.  WHO WILL WIN? I HAVE SOME ANSWERS, FOLKS.

Stipe vs Francis 2 is underway, folks.  Unfortnunately my extremely cerebral analysis of Volk vs Ortega is in the trash because Volk had to go and catch coronavooroos.  JK - Have a speedy recovery, my little kangaroo.  I need to stop eating beans.  

Yooooooo welcome to my nightmare.  JK.  I recorded this podcast on a Monday morning.  Bright and early.  Coffee & cream.  Whatchu know about that??  Izzy vs. Jan, Sterling vs Petr, Nunes vs Anderson - THIS WEEKEND IS GOING TO RULE.  Let's party, folks.   

I thought these peach rings were CBD.  Guess not.  Am I dying? Hope not.  Business ideas? got 'em.  How about we start an investment fund that exclusively puts money into Hawaiin petting zoos.  Conor Mcgregor is back.  Here is my breakdown of why I believe he is the diamond cutter.  But Porier is the man.  You know this is not #1 bullshit.  Mahalo.  Shut up.  No you.  

This is my thesis on why Joe Rogan is a nervous, corporate shill who is constantly selling us shit we don't need.  Also will the D'arce Knight himself, Tony Ferguson, rise from the ashes and ankle-pick all the haterzz??? FIND OUT on this month's insallment of the mango habanero dojo, bruhhhhh.

It's your favorite number 1 bullshit guy in the house.  UFC 254 is upon us and we're talking: 28 Days Later is the only good zombie movie / How my mom got me in trouble on woke Twitter / The last time I watched Khabib, I was dying in the shower / Justin and Dustin are clapping back at each other / Rob Whittaker is a fun-loving Aussie / My predictions for the co-main and main events for UFC 254 / ALL THIS AND MORE!

 We back and we worse than ever, folks!  I'm talking: Colby's very awkward phone call with Trump / Trump's gangsta lean / My very hetero man-crush on Jan Blachowicz / Dom Reyes is hanging with pornstars after "defeating" Jon Jones / Costa's awesome accent / Izzy's likely going to pull off some anime-level striking this weekend / Dana's (not dry) dream outcome for fight island.  ALL THIS AND MORE.  

STIPE VS DC 3 IS UNDERWAY.  We talk about how funny it would be to walk your dog half naked in front of your neighbors.  All this and more on this very late and barely listenable episode inside the dojo.  

The homeless cats are out for blood.  We talk The Fighter and The Kid sub-reddit, fight island post-mortem, was Holloway vs. Volko really a robbery or was it a mere pick-pocketing?  Either way, I bought a Holloway hoodie.  Derek Brunson is looking great with his Sisqo Thong Song hair.  What are the intangibles leading into these next 3 PPV title fights?  Will fighting GSP really cement Khabib's legacy?  I dunno but we back in the dojo and this episode actually sounds good and is mildly entertaining.  Enjoy!

After hours of editing this audio, it still sounds like dog shit.  I apologize - but this won't happen again.  I do not have my proper audio equipment.  I just want to gain 40 pounds and eat a few dozen cheesy gordita crunches on the beach.  Fight Island baby we out here!  UFC 251 is upon us.  Enjoy.

Considering I am a dumb, MMA fan, I shouldn't talk politics...but here we are.  Rather than giving a PPV preview in this episode, I discuss: The results of both UFC 249 & 250 // Tony Ferguson embracing meme culture // My stellar prediction of Cruz vs. Cejudo (sort of) //  The BAMTAMweights are on firrrrrre // Cops are wack // Left-wing fallacies // UFC fighter pay $$$$ // A sensible solution for the Reebok fight kits //// ALL THIS AND MORE!

Coronavirus, you're taking everything I work for, motherf*****.  We back, baby.  I can't wait to use my unemployment check to purchase the most stacked card of 2020 (so far).  Maybe I can get a job on Fight Island.  Hey Dana, you need a janitor, bruh???  

Join me as I talk about how much I LUHHH Israel Adesanya.  After months of me being a salty bae about him defeating Bobby Knuckles, I've come full circle on The Last Stylebender - although it still feels like City Kickboxing crapped on my heart.  Regardless, I luhh Izzy so much that I might start watching anime and maybe I'll even become an incel.  Life is weird, ya know.  This cast breaks down my predictions for the co-main and main events at UFC 248.  I also just posted a new track to my soundcloud page called "malcom west".  Check ittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt 

My dogs treat me like garbage.  Sad!  Oh well.  UFC 247 is a few days away and I breakdown keys to victory for both Jon Jones and Dominick Reyes.  I also answer the age old question: "Is Jon Jones a sociopath?".  There are a few pops and errors in this pod's audio file so please excuse my shittiness.  

I talk about the return of Conor Mcgregor against Donald Cerrone and why they might be fighting at 170.  I also touch on Dana finally starting to do right by the fans and how bad "old" UFC commentary used to be (using Conor vs Nate Diaz 2 as a prime example).  I also recorded this pod on cheap airport headphones so don't listen to it.  JK, listen to it while you shit.

i won't delete those old episodes but please disregard them because they suck.  My Cowboy vs El Cucuy analysis was trash.  But we back, baby.  This time I'm actually utilizing Sherdog and Compustrike to provide some quasi-intelligent, but still mostly retarded, insight into UFC 245, the final PPV of the decade.  I give my predictions and plans for the future.  SURF'S UP.

On this episode, I am sitting in dog piss and talking about how much I love El Cucuy and Cowboy Cerrone.  UFC 238 is this Saturday and I believe it is a much more stacked card than the general public is giving it credit for.  I predict the outcome of the people's main event while also predicting what will be next for both gentlemen.