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PSA: Back again, your co-hosts explain to you why they went on a two month hiatus from the podcast. They cover their thoughts on the current worldwide pandemic, social injustices that communities are facing, and the pressure that Millennials are experiencing today with so much going on in the world.

PSA: Bitsy goes on a rant about toilet paper, Weston has dyed his hair purple, and Oscar still doesn’t know that there is a worldwide pandemic happening. It’s round 2 of a full episode of the Petties answering listener submitted questions! They do their best to give advice and opinions on things such as getting laid during quarantine and paying your significant other’s mortgage while you live there. Let us know, what do you think and do you agree? We wrap-up with Time is Up per usual!

PSA: Weston and Bitsy have their close friend, Kristin, join to talk about her recent toxic relationship. They go through the timeline from when they met, all the way to how it ended and how she got out. Reflective and full of insight, all three episode members share their experience on toxic relationships. You don’t want to miss this.

PSA: Bitsy and Weston go into what life is like with each other in quarantine. Having accepted that this is the new normal for now, they share the things that have been keeping them busy during this pandemic. They also give you updates on pop culture as it relates to this almost nation-wide lockdown. They wrap up with a very passionate Time is Up segment and recap the last two episodes of RuPaul’s Drag Race.

PSA: The Petties give a detailed update on their weekly lives in quarantine! One of those updates being dating. Whether you are single or in a relationship, this quarantine is probably doing things to you. How are single people dating during this unprecedented time? Should you quarantine with your significant other? We would call in the CDC for this episode if we could. The episode wraps up with Time is Up and a recap of this week’s RuPaul’s Drag Race.

PSA: The Petties are back with a new episode for all you quarantined cuties out there! We are hope you are staying safe and healthy; and what is safer than listening to podcasts? This week your co-hosts give tips for how to stay sane during the quarantine. Such as staying active and keeping a healthy diet, but still, better thicc than sick we always say! This episode also includes a recap of last week’s episode of RuPauls’s Drag Race. You don’t want miss out and don’t let Ms. Rona in your house!

PSA: They are back like a cold sore you can’t get rid of, The Petties are wearing wigs and bringing you educational announcements this week! After their many PSAs, they get into a fun game involving imaginary scenarios with famous celebrities. One by one, Bitsy must choose which celebrity moves on to the next round of dates until finally choosing her suitor. It’s like “would you rather” on steroids. They wrap up with a Time is Up segment!

PSA: We are Weston and Bitsy and we have something to say! PSA, Bitsy witnesses a fight outside of a local restaurant and unwillingly becomes a part of the narrative. Weston roots for the Missouri Drag Queens on RuPaul’s Drag Race before Bitsy and him spill the tea on one of the contestants. They also go into the recent coming out of a former Congressman. Tik Tok on the clock, go listen to the new episode now!

PSA: It’s Tuesday which means there is a new episode! Your co-hosts start off with addressing Oscar’s Puppuccino addiction, Weston’s hickey, and Bitsy’s never doing a bottomless brunch again. A new neighbor has moved into the apartment building and he is nicer than anyone has ever been to them which leads to creating fun theories about how their live’s are in danger. Not to worry, the neighbor is actually super nice and the Petties are safe. This does take us down memory lane on the time that they actually were in danger and had to move apartments due to one of Weston’s crazy ex-lovers. The episode also includes pickup artists, catcalling, and a very disturbing question you can ask your friends. We wrap up with a discussion on the Netflix show Love is Blind and a Time is Up segment.

PSA: Weston has plumber’s disease and Bitsy is starting a go-fund-me to replace her valuables lost in Oscar’s diarrhea. This episode the Petty’s are talking about the 5 Love Languages from Gary Chapman’s book The 5 Love Languages. Both of your co-hosts took the official quiz and discuss what each love language means and how each one plays a part in their lives. Listen to the end for a great Time is Up segment!

PSA: The Petties give you their PSA of the week before totally dissecting Bitsy’s Hinge dating profile. Valentine’s day is the red hot topic and girl does it evoke some emotions… such as Weston’s childhood glory days of having the best Valentine’s Day box. Listen in to this insightful episode as your co-hosts analyze the societal pressures of Valentine’s Day and encourage everyone to celebrate regardless of relationship status! Happy Galentine’s Day!

PSA: Bitsy is back from her San Diego vacation and the Petties give updates on their personal lives. Bitsy stumbled across a previous date’s Hinge profile and he is lying about his height. Weston and Bitsy naturally have a big opinion and a lot to say. Men don’t have to be 6’0 to be beautiful and women can be over 6’0 and beautiful! They wrap up the episode with a new game stemming from a popular twitter thread! You want to listen to all the truth on this week’s episode.

PSA: Bitsy is on holiday in San Diego but the Petties are determined to bombard you with another episode. Weston answers listener submitted questions that have a focus on Gay lifestyle and sex. How do gay men have sex? What is a Gold Star Gay? How do open relationships work? Who proposes to who? All things people want to know or have to answer! Submit your questions and continue the conversation!

PSA: In this fun, betting, slap-happy episode, your co-hosts challenge their friend Colleen to a game of trivia and the stakes are high! If Colleen wins, she is awarded a cash prize! However, if she loses, she has to clean Weston and Bitsy’s apartment. Ultimately, Weston decides who receives points and who gets points taken away as Bitsy and Colleen go head-to-head. The questions are fierce, so get ready to laugh!

PSA: 2020 is already a roller-coaster ride for Bitsy and Weston. Bitsy has been fighting off her biennial mental breakdown so Weston decides to put on Tangled for them to watch. Naturally they have a lot of thoughts about the movie before moving into the root of Bitsy’s problem. Strap in for the extensive discussion of insecurities. Whether they are physical, mental, in a friendship, in a relationship, or dating… WE ALL HAVE THEM! Get comfy for this relatable couch discussion on insecurities. Share with us how you cope with insecurities and get to feeling like your best and most confident self!

PSA: It’s a new year and a new decade and your co-hosts are back on their bullsh*t. After reflecting on the past decade, they discuss setting new healthy goals and about their New Year’s resolutions. A lot has already happened in 2020, Weston survived a trip to the ER and Bitsy had to chauffeur on her latest date. The duo also compares what dating must have been like in the 1920’s to what it is today. Additionally, there are a lot of old slang terms that they intend to bring back from the roaring 1920’s to the roaring 2020’s. You don’t want to miss the first episode of the decade!

PSA: Merry Christmas and we are approaching the New Year! Strap yourself in to relive some of the biggest moments of 2019. There are some folks on the nice list and even more on the naughty list. The Brita at the Petty household is once again a subject of discontent but that is not even one of the biggest news stories from the past year. Weston and Bitsy revisit some of the biggest stories of 2019 and passionately tell you their views on every situation.

PSA: Merry Bitsmas and Happy Holidays! That’s right, it is Bitsy’s birthday and the Petties tell you how they celebrated this wild weekend. Yes, it involves yet another tumble down the steep stairs of Missie B’s Nightclub. Then, Weston and Bitsy reminisce on scars from Christmas past. Which is how they are able to give you advice on how to keep your sanity during the holidays with your family. There is also a very tough listener question to answer and a fun Time is Up segment, so stay tuned all the way until the end!

PSA: Following up from Episode 35 - Astrology 101, Tré Clay completes a full reading of your petty co-hosts astrology birth charts. Dive into their inner-psyche as they evaluate what is written in the stars and determine if it seems to be true. The planets, the houses, the signs, and dominating elements are all a part of this reading. Fun tangents are to be expected with this easily distracted trio. The episode wraps up with a fun game involving celebrities and their birth charts!

PSA: Are you ready to shoot for the stars? Bitsy and Weston have but they missed and gravity has body slammed them back to Earth. Regardless, today’s episode has your co-hosts hanging out with very special guest Tré Clay. Tré enlightens them on the very basics of astrology that every Millennial has wanted to know. This episode dives deeper than the dry pick-up line “what’s your sign?” They cover the signs, planets, and houses while also analyzing how astrology fits into their lives. If you enjoy the episode, make sure to listen to the bonus episode where Tré reads the entirety of Bitsy and Weston’s charts. Of course, the star-crossed trio wraps up with a Time is Up segment fit for the gods.