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Robert Garnham performs a set of poems on a windy day at a one day festival in Plymouth, August 2020

A poem about building a hotel room using all the bits that have been nicked from other hotel rooms

A poem about a cow that embraces other cultures

A poem about having a coat with a pen fallen down into the lining of it.

A poem about hypnotising my Aunt.

A poem about asking wildlife is love is a possibility, and not liking the answer!

A poem about pretending to have a tea party with a friends daughter.

A poem about a handyman in a monastery hinting that he would like a cup of tea.

A poem about someone deciding they don't want to go out with Sherlock Holmes any more.

A saucy poem about the things that can go wrong while making out in a field.

A poem about visiting Dartmoor with a local poetry collective.

A poem about being asked to perform in the Amazon.

A poem from my Squidbox sequence inspired by watching the trawlers coming home from the sea.

A poem about what I would do if I were an astronaut.

A poem about going to a museum of smoke alarms

A poem about the fact that an ocelot, and several other creatures, aren't badgers.

A poem about suddenly realising that one of your boomerangs has not come back.

A short poem about catching a train in which everyone looks like Dame Edith Sitwell.

A poem about a friend who has come off the rails.

A poem about wanting to go to Orkney.