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Turns out Laura has been fluffing their auras. And then she goes off on melting arms. Janette just want's a latte and Laura talks about her alter.

Who hides canned peas in the mountains decades ago and then goes and finds them like hidden treasure? The same person who ate so much her parka won't fit. Laura talks William Shatner and Ted Danson.

The ladies do their first Facebook Live! Janette, although not at all sick, heads to a Tibetan Healer in Queens. Why pass up a good cure even if you feel fine!

Let's put the dang business cards vs postcards to bed. The ladies take to the hallways with a mobile recorder to get advice and Janette is WRECK over something in her email.

One of them can't drive and one of them almost had a three way. Hmmm. Guess which is which?

Okay the ladies get on each others nerves for real on this one. How could meditation and Feng Shui be this annoying? But everything gets good again once they get really cool free stuff!

Dueling dreams and some sweet sentiments but then LB gets on JB's last nerve insisting they do an improv game. Only one way to find out if it works. You'd have to listen.

Janette is excited about a trip she booked and Laura is snarky because she's not going anywhere. Laura forgets the salad dressing and you all are left wondering why on earth they needed salad dressing for a podcast.

This is the big sex talk show. Which one likes it? Which one doesn't? Then, who needs therapy more, Janette or Laura? AND Laura is obsessed with her dishwasher. Yes she is. She LIKES to clean. (We might have isolated the problem.)

There's a big ol' reveal in this one. Laura makes a phone call and we find out who Laura did what with and when! Then an argument breaks out over meditation.

Janette is craving another Sphinx cat. Is anyone surprised that Laura prefers dogs? Laura delves back into astrology and Dubway Studio delivers free lattes so they can keep their energy up to finish the show.

Laura gets very judgey about Janette's pursuit of a commercial career. JB gets her first gold star and Laura admits to being a teeny bit of a micromanager.

Laura forces Janette to do a task she is grievously ill-equipped for. Janette updates on her imaginary (so far) commercial career. They discuss weight and diets and fat pics and thin pics and everything else they can think of.

Laura complains that Janette is making her walk too fast. They write a tweet and Laura pushes to get JB to work on a stage show. Janette is wins a bet and LB is going to have to pay up.

Janette wants Laura to plan a social life for her so she has a place to wear new outfits. Laura thinks they can turn their lives around with Feng Shui. Oh yeah. And there's an RV.

Janette gets an audition and takes off her dress in the studio. Laura wants a new look for her new life.

The producers are asking for more pictures so Janette and Laura try to work a selfie stick. Laura, an astrologer, gives the skinny on Janette's astrological chart.

Janette makes Laura post a YELP review for their photographer so Laura can get her headshots. And from there they get to spiders. They really do.

Two women, who once had glamorous lives, are now starting a podcast. One of them is in need of housing. She's in a 12 day sublet in the East Village when the chronicle begins.