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In this episode we're reaching out to the internet at large and talkin' about a place that you can go to drink coffee and do yoga with cats.

A little ditty about the new MST3K before moving on to snakes vs spiders for most worstest, some people feed crows other people get mad and all things Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.

Macaulay Culkin sightings, Telecommunications Act of 1996, Seattle Bohemians, Stretch Armstrong, Captain Power, Mad Balls and Aliens Toys.

In this episode we force evolution, we force comedy and we force the very air to compress and expand to our will.  Let this be a lesson to all those who would dream, day dream or nod off slightly during school, church and work causing their heads to jerk back and their mouths to tell lies.  Your sugar plum fairies have reached the very edge of darkness and have returned carmelized in the prunes of their discontent. Also we did a run down of the famous people who died in November.  It’s a lot of fun.Here's what sparked the uplifting part of the show:The Human Far Future With Isaac Arthur (Event Horizon)https://youtu.be/5VbJyLoUy6UUplifting Animal & Aliens, Part 1 of 2 (Isaac Arthur)https://youtu.be/QzaYnrrEKbUPermalink

Out of the molds of old come the childish things we're not ready to put away. We've got until the streetlights come on to tell you about a time when toys were more valuable when taken out of the package. Back before irony was the national pastime, people really cared about children and what they played with. Now that may not be true in the least, but something about that back then balance of bullshit, somehow managed to loose upon the world, a whole christian bonfire of fantastic things to shut up those little bastards and bastardettes. So stay tuned for this very important message...it sounds a little something like this. Permalink

Here's what we talked about: Consoles vs Computers vs Useful Conversations, Pokemon quotes from Grinder, Gamestop destroying old NES cases, Mark continues his never ending adversarial relationship with everything, Phantasmagoria, Abandon-ware, Night Trap, Fallout, Mutant League, 90s internet porn, The dancing baby Permalink

Every generation has scary stories to tell in the dark, well, now they call you at home, at school and where ever you go until you move yourself to a nice, big farm upstate. Permalink

Korean War commentary from a veteran and then we also talk a bit about the Demilitarized zone between North and South Korea in modern times, specifically about the automated sniper drones along the border and how close they are to being automated. Permalink

An original song by Lil Davey Ike & His Reptilian Catilian about Lee Harvey Oswald and his post assassination career as a mall kiosk worker, News about Jesse Camp News about Bojangles and Cookout Vs Dick's Burgers News about electromagnetic sensitivity A video game review of being able to change the color scheme of Final Fantasy Legend 3 Permalink

In our Living Room finale, we're getting into where some of these ideas about equality and inequality come from and what happened to quantifying intelligence. After that we talk about advertisers and mental loop holes and what it means for your brain to be the most advanced, janky piece of sh!t in the known universe. Permalink

Ok, so how do we all get along? As we dig further into the Seattle subculture scene ... we dig further still. Past the signs, flags, ideologies and alliances, down past the groups and into the individuals. What makes the people tick who make the groups tick who make the movements tick. Permalink

Living room is a conversation about what it was like moving to Seattle from back East. In this first segment we start off with Seattle's own masked vigilante, Phoenix Jones, and then move from justice into social justice. What do the battles against the powers of darkness and disagreement look like to the innocent bystanders. After all that we wrap up with a nice little chat about the Real Ghost busters cartoon from the 80s. Permalink

Damn near in time for Father's Day, we finish up our TV Dads series. We cover Patrick Duffy, Bob Uecker, Homer Simpson, Andy Griffith. We question Mike Brady's commitment, the crimes of Carl Winslow and Howard Cunningham and continue attacking Michael Landon ... if only for ... werewolf pictures. Viva Jay Sherman and Dennis the Menace Rex. Permalink

References:Golden Girls, Roseanne, Fresh Prince of Bel Aire, Momma’s Family, Little House on the Prairie, Sarah Plain and Tall, Out of this World, Small Wonder, Knight Rider, Dinosaurs, My Two Dads, too many more to keep going.

Some of the references: Fresh Prince of Bel AireRoseanne Married with Children A Different WorldThe Golden GirlsSanford and SonGeorge Jefferson

Some of the references: Carmen Sandiego

Some of the references: Clowns, Juggalos, Milli Vanilli, Jimmy Walker, OJ Simpson, NASA, Teen Witch

Some of the references:Grand Master Flash - White LinesLL Cool J - Goin’ back to caliwhite people

King Khan and BBQ

Oh boy were there aspirations. Long, hard and full of music. Maybe we’ll revisit when the time is right.