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This episode has some actual research behind it. We claim a strong connection between children's book author Dr. Seuss and steampunk. There is also a baby in the studio for this one and our recording was invaded by radiation from space which makes all manner of weird noise throughout the episode. Featuring Benny, Mattie, Mikey, Nena, and special guest The Baby.

On today's episode we discuss how much we love and hate children's books. More to the point kid's books are way too long and book reports suck; then Lolita comes from out of nowhere to derail the conversation. We then proceed to dissect a tree. Featuring Benny, Mattie, Mikey and special guest Levi.

This episode has it all; some Ask Levi, some religious talk, and even some racism. We talk about burial methods and declare our burial wishes. Then we discover that Jesus is a jellyfish and Hitler is a mushroom. Featuring Benny, Mattie, Mikey, and special guests Levi and Micheal (Tim).

Today we embark on an inconsistent journey of physics and magic. We talk about portal guns, teleporters, disapparition, and worm holing. Then we presume to invite Brian Greene to come on the podcast. Featuring Benny, Mattie, Mikey, and special guest Levi.

The entire episode is Benny's Thought Corner. Everyone wants to get in on this discussion even the background noise can't keep quiet, and there's mouth breathing from everyone. Featuring Benny, Mattie, Mikey and special guest Levi.

This time we're getting real and talking about how we don't talk to people anymore because there are plenty of fish. Then we explain how love is magnets; and magnets are the Yin and Yang; and how Yin and Yang is density. Featuring Benny, Mikey, and Nena.

We talk about animals and whether or not they're technology or just lazy. Vegetarians and vegans are scoffed at and another revelation about the Matrix is discovered all while pounding on a table a whole bunch. Featuring Benny, Mattie, and Mikey.

For another anniversary special, we introduce an all brand new guest. The conversation then rapidly devolves into farts, poops, landing strips, and robots. And, of course, there's always racism. Featuring Benny, Mattie, Mikey, and special guest Yuri.

For this special One-Year-of-Podcasting anniversary edition, we go back to the 90's and talk about pogs. The best pog types and slammer metallurgy is discussed through a variety of story telling media; then we stumble upon "The Nine Oh." Featuring Benny, Mattie, Mikey, and special guest Michael (Tim).

We attempt to house ourselves by pretending to be the Sorting Hat, the things about Alan Rickman get way too real. We also argue some more about the short comings of Star Wars; spoiler alerts. Featuring Benny, Mattie, Mikey, and Nena.

In this episode, we are divided by the game Dark Souls. The discussion goes everywhere from story writing to Skyrim to Nerf. But mostly just Nerf. Featuring Benny, Mikey, and special guest Levi.

Some of the group is searching for answers in this episode about meditation. Somehow on our quest to find answers we stumble upon torturing Sims and the Russian depravity tank torture method. Featuring Benny. Mattie, Mikey, and special guest Levi.

We take the magic from Harry Potter, Skyrim, and Dungeons and Dragons and try to make sense of it. Then we rationalize magic using grains and flat breads of the world. Featuring Benny, Mattie and Mikey.

We try to discover the meaning of the universe through burritos, then some one decides she is better than the rest of us because of reading.  A new sport is invented and its called Cliff Ball Throwing Into Tubes Sport.  Featuring Benny, Mattie, Mikey, and special guest Levi.

In this episode, we test out new audio equipment which happens to be detrimental to our audio quality.  But we also talk about ancient civilizations and some crazy theories.  Featuring Benny, Mattie, Mikey, and special guests Levi and Michael (Tim).

In this episode, we ramble about communal dookies and take on the lameness that is Children of Men.  Then we try to find out what the opposite of nine is.  Featuring Benny, Mattie, and Mikey.

We begin talking about animals then stumble upon a new recurring episode idea. We ask Levi questions that have no real answers. Featuring Benny, Mattie, Mikey, Nena and special guest Levi.

We discuss the pros and cons of Disney's existence. In a very predictable manner, racism runs rampant throughout the episode and we all show our despotic tendencies once again. Also a new podcast is born. Featuring Benny, Mikey, Nena, and special guest Paul.

We try some of the new potato chip flavors Lays is offering the masses these days. There's so much bag rustling in this episode it's ridiculous. Featuring Benny, Mattie, Mikey, and special guest Amy and Emma.

Alien douchebags bestow a lightsaber and a portal gun unto a homeless man who then opens up his trench coat and sells them to us for a dollar.  It might sound weird yet that’s exactly what happens in this episode.  Then we take potshots at the dinosaurs. Featuring Benny, Mattie, Mikey, and special guest Levi.