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Pat: The Accidental Pariah
33 minutes | Mar 7, 2016
PAT - TAP Episode 106: And it wouldn’t surprise me to see Doug Benson working at Steak ‘n Shake.
After neglecting to give him a ride to the bus stop, Pat accidentally - and unsuccessfully - pays a man to leave him alone.
17 minutes | Dec 6, 2015
PAT - TAP Episode 105: After all, it’s not like Philosophy Now is a place for thought and ideas, or anything.
After sending a form letter and asking about marshmallows, Pat learns that a smiley face emoticon makes everything okay.
26 minutes | Oct 25, 2015
PAT - TAP Episode 104: Were that the case, Banana Boat wouldn’t find it the least bit offensive.
After refusing to mislead people about their bag options, Pat extolls the virtues of wearing long sleeves in the middle of summer.
25 minutes | Mar 21, 2015
PAT - TAP Episode 103: Oh, and speaking of that, Old Navy should totally have more animal mascots.
After buying a 17-year-old girl a Tickle Me Elmo doll, Pat is confused by the criminal record that follows.
32 minutes | Feb 24, 2015
PAT - TAP Episode 102: And would have totally earned a sweet Marlboro pool table with all the miles.
After having a pretend smoke break with his coworkers, Pat is confused by Art and arranges a future date with Michelle.
24 minutes | Jan 26, 2015
PAT - TAP Episode 101: And to find a guy like that, Bob Evans would be the perfect place to start looking.
After Pat takes pictures of a woman she'd probably regret agreeing to be in, he accidently uses her for a ride home from the grocery store.
52 minutes | Jan 7, 2015
PAT - TAP Episode 100: Since honesty is totally the way to get ahead, Alia Shawkat should play Tina in the movie.
After being forced to champion the rapes committed by weirdos or be quiet, Pat finds that when it comes to tying women down, he is vastly inferior to skateboarders.
18 minutes | Dec 6, 2014
PAT - TAP Episode 99: I didn’t ask, but I’m sure that Steak ‘n Shake hamburgers would have also been disqualified.
After being denied the opportunity to read at church, Pat devises a convoluted method of picking restaurants.
29 minutes | Nov 4, 2014
PAT - TAP Episode 98: And if buzzfeed validates it, you know it’s true.
After telling a somewhat well-known cartoonist about how his refrigerator door wouldn't close, Pat becomes very popular with e-mail hackers.
29 minutes | Sep 18, 2014
PAT - TAP Episode 97: Someone’s bound to get that Sixpence None the Richer reference.
After running a donut shop he doesn't realize is doomed, Pat is left alone with the children of strangers.
7 minutes | Aug 24, 2014
PAT - TAP Episode 96: And if Michael Moore made a documentary about Papa Gino’s Pizza, it WOULD be a love story.
After not realizing that someone is flirting with him, Pat frustrates a woman who doesn't care about RC Cola OR Moxie.
3 minutes | Aug 5, 2014
PAT - TAP Episode 95: Though Pillsbury Funfetti was tempting.
On his way to buy cake, Pat runs into exactly the type of person who'd ruin a cashier's day.
5 minutes | Jul 29, 2014
PAT - TAP Episode 94: A Nestle Crunch bar, and I woulda been gone before lunch.
After switching jobs, Pat is finally able to tell people what he thinks of them in any words he wishes.
43 minutes | Jul 15, 2014
PAT - TAP Episode 93: Oddly, The Huffington Post Divorce page helped me find the story.
Shortly after pretending to feel up someone he met online, Pat's emails go unanswered.
15 minutes | Jul 3, 2014
PAT - TAP Episode 92: Unlike The Silence of the Lambs, my van was not white.
Pat tries his hand at interfaith relationships, but finds that neither music nor crowbars can influence the decisions of others.
32 minutes | Jun 19, 2014
PAT - TAP Episode 91: Though I’m sure Joe Maddon would disagree.
Pat wants to play baseball like Ryne Sandberg, but ends up playing like Gary Sheffield and then Tiger Woods.
9 minutes | Jun 11, 2014
PAT - TAP Episode 90: Chipotle hasn’t been the same since Joan of Arcadia was cancelled.
Pat finds that despite being able to get free burritos and dessert, he is still less appealing than a guy named Devon.
4 minutes | May 28, 2014
PAT - TAP Episode 89: Our team shouldn’t have settled for anything less than, well, Les Miles.
After agreeing about sports and then being put in a headlock, Pat loses touch with one of his best friends.
39 minutes | May 21, 2014
PAT - TAP Episode 88: Cover or not, The Mavericks still best Frank Sinatra.
While trying to go out with a woman who thinks that human nature will never be the same in every person, Pat goes to a very predictable job interview.
9 minutes | May 7, 2014
PAT - TAP Episode 87: Mike and Tom eat snacks, but I overthink them.
Pat has a snack and talks about it.
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