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New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo has plenty of things to say and suggestions for us during this year’s Thanksgiving. The media gives us an alternative on how WE should be celebrating Thanksgiving. 50 million people will be still traveling this year during the holiday. One family went so far as to make cardboard cutouts of grandparents to have at Thanksgiving dinner. The "documented" COVID deaths. Biden Cabinet members were announced. According to Kamala Harris, the new team will “look like America.” Hydroxychloroquine is 84 percent effective against COVID-19. Even the WHO is against the drug. The cast of the “It's a Wonderful Life” remake has been announced. If enough evidence is presented, will the election be overturned? A list of words said in the past. Clorox wipes are coming back into stock. There’s a bit of an increase in the unemployment rate. Home employment tax might be coming soon with Biden’s administration. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Amazon jumps into the pharmaceutical industry. Fauci sings us a Christmas song! Memorializing George Floyd at a Holocaust memorial. BYU playoff hopes. Will there be a fraud election or Joe Biden’s eventual win? Is the Left trying to cancel Christmas? SoulCycle instructors accused of fat-shaming. NASA satellites discovered that there are 1.8 billion trees newly found in Africa. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy Thanksgiving week! Let’s give thanks for all of our evidence, take it to court, and hope it’s enough for Trump to extend his presidential term. We take calls to see what the Patheads have to say about all of this. Pat forgets his mask as he goes inside a Walmart for a few things. Uh-oh... Take notes from this innovative and adorable child who figures out how to eat a lollipop while wearing his mask. Many states are going back to some sort of lockdown, but not Texas, Governor Abbott says. By the way, there are differences between laws and mandates. I promise everything will be okay if you don’t wear a mask outside while you’re hiking. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Everyone Wish Pat a happy birthday! It also is Joe Biden's birthday. Trump’s legal team had a press conference yesterday and made some convincing arguments. The Biden gaffes just keep getting worse. A new Danish study concludes that masks are useless. Jeffy is a responsible mask-wearer. Warner Bros. finally caved, as "Wonder Woman 1984" will be coming to HBO Max and theaters, after the studio delayed the release serval times. More On Trivia with the Atlanta Falcons going up against the New Orleans Saints. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

COVID numbers are going up. Michigan Republicans ask to rescind their votes to certify election results, claiming they were threatened. Governor Cuomo insults reporters with a condescending answer. Everything wrong with the city of Houston. Andrew Cuomo's terrible book sales. Keith’s family's COVID experience. U.S. Senate candidate Raphael Warnock's comments make you worried for Georgia. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Trump’s lawsuits are falling through, but his team is still optimistic. It’s Transgender Awareness week, and J.K. Rowling is under attack again. Did J.K. Rowling steal her idea from another writer? Jeffy stops by with Chewing the Fat. Orcas are attacking boats in revenge. Pigeon races make an appearance. Arch Manning benched in the second quarter … after he scores five TDs. The confusion on how the same voters voted for Biden and for Republican legislators. Jack Dorsey looks like Saddam Hussein. Reviewing the recent Big Tech hearing. Does mouthwash cure COVID-19? A guy in a rat costume in New York City.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

COVID numbers are up, but the death rate is down. A Florida nurse is angry about COVID deniers. The mail-in ballot rejection rate is much lower than it should be. Trump’s lead attorney claims to have a firehose of evidence for election fraud. Project Veritas claims to have more evidence of election fraud. Does plexiglass stop COVID-19?? New Greta Thunberg movie titled "I Am Greta" will be on Hulu. Now Baby Yoda is under fire. Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot held an event with Biden supporters despite coronavirus concerns. Henry Kissinger's thoughts on the recent election results. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Black Lives Matter activists attack Trump supporters at a MAGA march this weekend. Even Bill Maher is standing up against the woke Left now! Justin Trudeau is on board with the Great Reset. Pat and Keith create an abortion tweet test. Fauci cancels Christmas! Fox News invites a guest on the show but refuses to listen to her. Strip clubs are open in California but not churches. Ilhan Omar continues her shady dealings. Cuomo cracks down on Thanksgiving. A video montage shows "biased" and "fake" news at its best. Only three countries use the standard system? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The virus has learned how to infect people while they eat. Biden selects more cabinet members. A list of Patisms makes the show today. Would you eat a spicy donut? A man sells "Aladdin's lamp" for $90,000. It’s Friday, so that means another round of More On Trivia! This week, it's the people of Tampa going against Carolina. Thanks to COVID-19, there is a surplus of ostriches. Jeffrey Tobin has been let go. Portland city commissioner who voted to defund the police ... called the police. Can dogs be racist? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Let’s be more encouraging about Trump’s fight for the presidency. Hallmark movies are on the way. Lockdowns are coming back. Andrew Yang says people should move to Georgia to help Democrats in these elections. A mom gets upset that her son passed out in gym class while wearing a mask. ABC put out a poll in Wisconsin before the election that stated Trump would lose the state by 17 points. How to hack a voting booth. Guys … don’t stand in the way of cars. New Florida laws put protest laws into action. “Irregardless” is being widely used now and is officially a word. The Black Lives Matter organization states that without black people the results of the election would’ve been different. How did Joe Biden get the support of the black community? Outsourcing police help in Minneapolis. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A lady tells us to research before we talk about the Biden tax plan. Where did the Flu go? Now George W. Bush supports Joe Biden? The Babylon Bee prophesies again! Jeffy has a new intro song for his ‘Chewing The Fat’ segment! Jeffy also wants to start a “know your body” campaign. A new study claims that perhaps we are not racist. Chicago Mayor, Lori Lightfoot, made a commercial stating that “science is back”. It’s 2020 and new animals just dropped! Reviewing Joe Biden and Kamala Harris acceptance speech. Will you be having people over for Thanksgiving during the pandemic? A list of the side effects of the pharmaceutical drug Xeljanz. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The media does not certify our elections. Fox continues to drift to the left, angering conservatives. Fox cuts away from Trump press conference. Man claims he was paid to attend a Joe Biden victory party. GOP uses Chuck Schumer’s words for an anti-Democrat ad. What will happen if Trump ends up remaining president. Many people on the left are now realizing what policies Biden plans to enact. A look at 2030 world predictions. Some colleges are calling alumni “alumnix,” because it’s a more gender-neutral term. What is Benford’s law? Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is being asked by the New York Times to run for Senate. Fox News cut off press secretary Kayleigh McEnany during a press conference. Asteroid Apophis is speeding up from the sunlight and could hit the Earth in 2068. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

President Trump wants his day in court before conceding to Joe Biden. Several legal battles are about to begin regarding voter fraud. Kristi Noem calls out the media for calling the election early. Change of address requests may be used to prove voter fraud in the upcoming court cases. Counting ballots alone in a basement? Biden is already planning a flurry of executive orders. Even Siri "knows" Kamala Harris is going to be president. AOC wants a list of Trump supporters. Where have we seen that before? Preliminary findings show Pfizer’s COVID-19 vaccine is 90% effective. “Jeopardy!” host Alex Trebek died over the weekend at 80 years young. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We survived Obama ... so there’s hope. More Biden votes are mysteriously found as the gap closes between Trump and Biden in Pennsylvania. Project Veritas has evidence of voter fraud in the USPS. Poll workers step forward to talk about voter fraud. A woman gives insight on how Biden got so many votes in Michigan. It’s Friday, so it's time for another round of More On Trivia with the Miami Dolphins at the Arizona Cardinals. News networks are addicted to Donald Trump. What will they do if he’s gone? Who will run in 2024? An “inspirational” prayer. Last-minute votes for Pennsylvania. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe Biden has the highest number of votes of any presidential candidate in U.S. history? Seven wards in Milwaukee have more votes than registered voters? Is Fox News ever going to call the state of Alaska? Who would the Republican Party run with for their presidential candidate in 2024? Wisconsin and Minnesota have really high voter turnout. U.S. postal worker says he was asked to put the wrong date on the ballots so they can count as valid votes. A Florida man tells us to “read the room.” The voting Sharpie controversy in Arizona. Can they just call Alaska already? British gambler bets $5 million on Trump, which is the biggest political wager ever. The WHO is being told to investigate China. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The results simply aren’t in yet, but things are looking good for Trump! Biden and Trump respond differently to the results. The news media continues to bash Trump. Does Biden mistake his granddaughter for his dead son? There might be a new measurement of time. 2020 sets the all-time highest gun sales record! A new website will let you know if your McDonalds has a functioning ice cream machine! Scientists found a turtle that looks like melted cheese. Governor Cuomo institutes a new contact tracing program. The presidential race in Wisconsin. It could take over a week for all of North Carolina's votes to be in. Stu Burguiere joins the show to discuss Trump's big wins and how long it could take to figure out the winner. How do you spell “Nazi”? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe Biden wins the vote in Dixville Notch, New Hampshire. Antifa may have some dirty post-elections plans. Stevie Wonder pushes for reparations ... he’s worth $110 million. Psychic Nikki’s interesting 2020 predictions. An Al Gore prediction comes true! The NBA is joined at the hip with BLM. Governor Gretchen Whitmer pushes Michiganders yet again with more COVID-19 edicts. Son tells his mother that she is “no longer my mom” because she voted for Donald Trump. The past four years of the media scrutiny on President Trump. Alyssa Milano dresses up as Ruth Bader Ginsburg for Halloween. Rob (from down the hall) Barowski joins the show to discuss his father-in-law, who was involved in a shooting while on duty. Pre-filled ballots are found in New York. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The very accurate cookie poll! Lady Gaga tells us who she’s voting for. The Biden gaffes continue. Breaking! President Trump hands someone an umbrella! The valiant Don Lemon cuts out Trump supporters from his life. NEWS FLASH!! Barack Obama makes a basketball shot! Let’s take a look at what Trump has done in the last four years. A newspaper that has not supported a Republican since 1972 now supports Donald Trump. The Great Cackle-Off comes to a close. Who is the winner, Hillary or Kamala? Elon Musk and SpaceX say Mars will have its own laws and will not abide by Earth law. Trump has donated and continues to donate his quarterly salaries to a number of organizations and causes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pat goes out and votes! BlazeTV’s Allie Beth Stuckey shows us the true Democratic party intent. Will we know we won the election on Tuesday? Joe Biden’s lack of attendance at his rallies. Lil Wayne shows his support for Donald Trump. Biden can’t spell the word “respect.” Nancy Pelosi is confident that Joe Biden will be elected president. Apparently Dr. Fauci hasn’t spoken to President Trump in “quite some time.” The economy rises back up and is setting records. Radio 2’s Top 10 Best Albums of the 80s. New coral reef is found, and it is as tall as the Empire State Building. Who has the worst cackle: Hillary Clinton or Kamala Harris? Coconut milk taken away from Costco because manufacturers were using slave monkeys. Oregon health official gives coronavirus updates while dressed up as a clown. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ted Cruz battles social media CEOs. Cruz questions Jack Dorsey on why Twitter is silencing posts. Joe Biden’s promise to cure cancer. Cardi B is a bit afraid of Trump supporters. Tampax says that not all people who have periods are women. How is New Zealand controlling the spread of COVID-19? Welcome to the quarantine hotel? Who has the worst laugh: Kamala Harris or Hillary Clinton? It’s time to form a pandemic pod! Shepard Smith ratings on CNBC fall very short of expectations. Hilary Kennedy joins the show to discuss the Netflix cancellations and NXIVM leader Keith Raniere's sex-trafficking scheme. Charlie Brown will not be on CBS this year, but will instead be on Apple TV+. A Brown University researcher says American flags and pro-Trump signs frighten black people. What?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices