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From the archives! The Scoop (5:48) features a new item popping up at Subway locations near you, the most expensive Starbucks order...ever, a firearm felon at the Mardi Gras Popeye's in New Orleans, and how you and your future spouse can win free Cracker Barrel for life. Last, Ashley attends brunch with her Mardi Gras krewe at a very popular New Orleans restaurant and winds up so hungover she can only eat popsicles while PTE makes his return to Snake and Jake's and tries to order Burger King from the bar in their food high and low moments of the week (50:09).

WE'RE BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! The Scoop (5:28) features a TikTok trend combining personal hygiene and oranges, a millennial throwback beverage gets a hard twist, Baskin Robbins unveils their new flavor, KFC brings back an artery-clogging popular sandwich, sushi terrorists in Tokyo, and a Louisiana woman in jail for excessive Door Dash. Last, PTE discovers a french toast omelette while Ashley gets blue balled by Blue Apron before having a meal expensed at a popular New Orleans restaurant in their food high and low moments of the week (36:04).

Pour one out for the dozens of people that Ashley is about to break up with on Valentine's Day. The Scoop (9:34) features A&W having a mascot...and a restaurant(?!), a breakfast spot with an unintentional hidden agenda, why you don't let your children play with your phone unsupervised, a firecracker-popping pizza stealing grand theft auto, and a cafeteria criminal worth over $1 million in chicken wings. Last, Ashley has her first crawfish of the season while PTE is reunited with his favorite Indian restaurant and breaks dry January to attend exotic animal racing and instantly regrets it in their food high and low moments of the week (49:50).

Apologies for the delay, Ashley had a case of weather paranoia. The Scoop (9:04) features the footwear freak out from M&M's taking another step, chili cheese beer from the Midwest, Tom Hanks encouraging everyone to sip on some Diet Coke-aine, an egg-splosive situation in Louisiana requiring a bomb squad, and a lunch lady selling special brownies to high schoolers. Last, PTE discovers a gas station with his favorite endangered species candy in stock and eats stuffed-crust pizza while Ashley caves into BOGO hot dogs at the grocery store and scarfs down her favorite local sushi place in their food high and low moments of the week (38:09).

Unintentional dry January and intermittent fasting...who the hell are we?! The Scoop (4:47) features fake food popping a kid into the emergency room, the scientifically grossest thing you have in your kitchen, how to win a Jimmy John's beanbag chair, Waffle House saying "fuck you" to your social media menu hacks, and a late night Taco Bell shootout. Last, PTE dishes out a hot take regarding guacamole on burritos while Ashley encounters a problematic food delivery driver in their food high and low moments of the week (39:20).

Holiday travels, galore! A much-needed break was taken and now the podcast is back for 2023. Who's ready for some food craziness to welcome the year?! The Scoop (8:48) features a gimmicky New York ice cream shop, back-to-back food factory explosions, a down under Kinder Surprise candy smuggler, potato feet for the flu, an eBay Choco Taco for $25K, and professional hot doggers wanted for 2023. Last, PTE eats his way through Boston over Christmas while Ashley surprises her Mom with the Rose Bowl parade, eats the best porkchop she's ever had, and gets stranded at a restaurant for Tulane versus USC in their food high and low moments of the week (39:56).

Weird beers! Cheers to 2022 and we'll see y'all in the new year. The Scoop (4:52) features the three worst TikTok food trends of the year, a Doritos haircut for the Super Bowl, a Kansas restaurant manager fired over an insane email, "Am I the asshole?" Thai food leftovers edition, and a Canadian Christmas parade featuring none other than Mr. Big Stick. Last, Ashley hits up a popular New Orleans bar for their Christmas pop-up and eats microwaved grilled chicken until she falls asleep while PTE wraps up wedding season with an epic cake and mini-crawfish beignets in their food high and low moments of the week (43:52).

With our powers combined! The Scoop (6:02) features pilk and cookies with Lindsay Lohan, TikTok's top food trends of 2022, ANOTHER class action lawsuit against cheese, a woman in China breaks bones over spicy food, and a Louisiana Senator that would just rather be fat. Last, PTE reveals he's been doing food delivery and has a run-in with a friend of the pod and Ashley debates him on the usage of business cards in their food high and low moments of the week (51:08).

Anti-Black Friday and a Christmas Elf. The Scoop (7:16) features a newly discovered weight loss method backed by science, a workplace community fridge cheese situation gone viral, a lawsuit over microwavable macaroni, a story that will have you questioning your kitchen bowl usage, and how to win free McDonald's while stacking that McMoney. Last, PTE and Ashley reminisce on their Thanksgiving meals, favorite main course and side dish, and much more in their food high and low moments of the week (52:10).

Apologies for being late...again. The Scoop (4:12) features Coors Light color-changing cosmetics, a new Mountain Dew flavor only Vin Diesel could appreciate, Japanese hot water to go, Spam Figgy Pudding for the holidays, and an Ohio woman settling beef with beef at her local Walmart. Last, Ashley has multiple failed attempts at ordering bar food while PTE gets blackout drunk at a New Orleans speakeasy and has a surprise Shake Shack delivery the following day in their food high and low moments of the week (26:04).

Birthday boy and the newly self-conscious Ashley! The Scoop (8:27) features a North Carolina BBQ 911 emergency, a Philly man eating a whole rotisserie chicken daily, Kim Kardashian fake cooking fake chicken, a poultry pistol caught by TSA, and cannabis-infused turkey gravy just in time for the holidays. Last, PTE celebrates his birthday with copious amounts of food and witnesses his first robbery while Ashley deals with a rude hostess at a popular New Orleans bar and ends up seeing the sunrise from the French Quarter after a Yung Gravy concert in their food high and low moments of the week (39:12).

Every Halloween hangover is made better with spooky snacks. The Scoop (4:56) features the Christmas season kicking off WAY too early, an epic giveaway at 35,000 feet, Chick-Fil-A going full first responder, Hubig's pies job posting, a woman utilizing a revolver to solve her soda problems, and a delivery driver who gives absolutely no fucks. Last, Ashley tries buffalo fried ribs at a local bar before having an awkward experience with the McDonald's app while PTE eats gumbo at Dooky Chase and demonstrates zero self-control with Halloween candy in their food high and low moments of the week (31:06).

Ashley returns from Las Vegas and delivers the full recap on Fire Fest emo kids! The Scoop (19:16) features the continuation of James Corden's restaurant drama, a candy corn recall, the data on the best and worst Halloween candy in the United States, and cookie dough with a plastics problem. Last, PTE attends a dinner event with Wild Turkey while Ashley is stranded at the Las Vegas airport without food after discovering the best chicken parm she's ever had at an Italian restaurant in their food high and low moments of the week (54:59).

We're back! The Scoop (9:35) features a high-luxury fashion brand and snack company partnership, how YOU could be entitled to compensation if you've purchased hot sauce, a pharmacy in Texas gives a warning on stealing a particular food item, too fat too furious Idaho potatoes, and restaurant employees morphing into crime fighters. Last, Ashley takes advantage of a work opportunity to get her hands on some chargrilled oysters and can't taste anything when sick while PTE finally tries Jewel of the South in New Orleans and succumbs to Pepsi products in their food high and low moments of the week (34:14).

Scary movies for the spooky season are here! The Scoop (11:57) features a TikTok restaurant trend spreading across the nation, Heinz tomato blood ketchup, a fast food chain's ghost pepper burger just in time for Halloween, the exclusive Hidden Valley Ranch home collection and an Indiana corn stand robbery. Last, PTE goes to Trader Joe's and gets questioned on the lack of pumpkin spice in his life while Ashley hits a seafood restaurant on the lakefront with the corporate credit card and orders calzones at 2 AM after a birthday party turns into a French Quarter marathon in their food high and low moments of the week (37:53).

May I interest you in investing in an IV company? The Scoop (3:55) features non-alcoholic Kahlúa coffee creamer, Pepsi adds s'more flavors, the science behind why vegetarians are more depressed than meat-eaters, a Guinness world record for chicken feet in South Africa, eating the world's hottest pepper, and a takeout TKO in Florida. Last, Ashley skips dinner but manages to take herself out to lunch at a new food hall in New Orleans while PTE explains why he ended up needing a nurse sent to his hotel room and crowd surfs a pizza in Vegas in their food high and low moments of the week (34:10).

Our first ever virtual podcast! The Scoop (3:52) features a worldwide beer shortage sparked by Oktoberfest, a restaurant suing a customer for removing their tip, a drive-thru FBI raid, a White Castle partnership hitting grocery stores, and Martha Stewart's new pumpkin spice product line. Last, Ashley gives in to a specific McDonald's craving while on the phone and hits Port of Call at the perfect time while PTE tries an experimental cheesesteak and discovers a noodle and dumpling bar in Denver in their food high and low moments of the week (31:42).

Football is back and so are airlines breaking your luggage, stay woke! The Scoop (6:46) features the Queen's smuggled tea from the 1990s on sale, a tragic 9-11 commemorative restaurant menu, a list of the craziest NFL stadium foods, Chick-Fil-A fucking up, and a TikTok'er selling frozen pizza on DoorDash. Last, PTE sacrifices his body in the name of sports and Papa John's has to check in on his well-being while Ashley travels to multiple states over the weekend and eats frisbee pizza while being withheld from Diet Coke before making a new friend via matchmaker and discovering brunch spots in New Jersey and Houston in their food high and low moments of the week (41:47).

We're just two old Millenials, hanging out. The Scoop (7:01) features the science behind the pumpkin spice, why Japan is encouraging its citizens to get drunk for their country, a TikTok'er exposing an LA bar that's 30+ only, a kink in the supply chain hose for Italian restaurants nationwide, and how you can win a trip to Las Vegas for the strangest wedding ceremony in history. Last, PTE goes to a popular wine and cheese bar in New Orleans before eating an entire bag of dumplings from Trader Joe's while Ashley gives in to the corn craze at a brewery and orders sushi from the place next door while hungover in their food high and low moments of the week (41:45).

If you were an (allegedly) corrupt Mayor, what international destination would you visit on the taxpayer's dime?! The Scoop (4:50) features its fall y'all - according to Starbucks, hot dog flavored frozen treats, being carded for whipped cream, a Target cookie recall, and how to get a refund on your Budweiser Rita. Last, PTE pushes his spicy food limits at Mister Mao in New Orleans while Ashley takes advantage of her friend being in town by revisiting Turkey and the Wolf before receiving a serious upgrade at the Saints game turned pizza party before eventually experiencing a communication breakdown at a Popeye's drive-thru in their food high and low moments of the week (24:00).