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Happy new year, younglings! In another off topic bonus episode, Tim and Levi talk about the year in cinema and their top ten movies of said year, including, but not limited to, BABYLON, RRR, and of course AVATAR: THE WAY OF WATER!! They also begin to discuss what a new podcast might look like. Check it out!

Tim and Levi reconvene to talk about the first screening of their dumb movie, Steven Spielberg's new masterpiece, and the miraculous new Star Wars show Andor! Along the way they jointly praise Ticket to Paradise and come to a steely stalemate on Todd Field's divisive Tar! It's a rambly reunion! Maybe they'll be back again someday! Check out info on their dumb movie at GrandmasApartment.com

No! The podcast is not returning! But, at the request of one of our loyal listeners, Tim and Levi have reconvened to discuss the recently completed Disney Plus series Obi-Wan Kenobi. Still, this is Padawan Library, so first they must talk about a bunch of new movies. Enjoy the reunion!

Tim and Levi look back on the history of the show and talk to many friends.

Tim and Levi welcome Dan May back to the show for one last book review! The boys take on the final book of the legendary Jedi Prince series. They also talk about the Book of Boba Fett finale and fight about U2's "Bad!" It's a classic Padawan Library!

Tim apologizes for the delay of our Prophets of the Dark Side review and recommends several things, including: Gone Girl on blu-ray Legendary Armor Samurai Troopers (AKA Ronin Warriors) on blu-ray Alien on 4K UHD Total Recall on 4K UHD The Sting on 4K UHD The Blues Brothers on 4K UHD Super Mario Brothers on blu-ray Big Thief's new album Dragon New Warm Mountain I Believe in You

Tim and Levi open the Book of Boba Fett (or Mando), discuss the tribute band ABBA Mania, look forward to some new films, and wrap up the Rebel Force series with Uprising!

Tim and Levi discuss the penultimate book in the Rebel Force series, the deceased rock and roll musician Meat Loaf, and Levi's nefarious fake I.D. scheme.

Tim and Levi return to discuss Alex Wheeler's Firefight, as well as the classic firefighting drama Backdraft and the twenty highest grossing films of 1991.

Tim and Levi open the book--The Book of Boba Fett! They discuss the first two episodes of the new series, and Tim shares his top 25 films of the 1980s!

Tim and Levi unwind for a Life Day celebration, where they open presents, discuss some recent movie releases, attempt to sing Star Wars karaoke, and discuss the Life Day Treasury.

Tim and Levi have a long discussion about the Styx album Pieces of Eight, featuring their hit "Renegade," before digging into the third Rebel Force novel, Renegade!

Tim and Levi overcome technical difficulties to deliver a monster episode on Alex Wheeler's second Rebel Force book, which includes great conflicts for our heroes and a re-introduction of a classic Jude Watson character. Tim also discloses his top ten hostage movies and the boys discuss a bad list of the "greatest movies of all time."

Tim and Levi GET IT TOGETHER and talk about a Star Wars book for a whole episode! In their conversation about the first entry in the Rebel Force series, they discuss podracing, horny Gungans, and the mysterious author Alex Wheeler.

On November 18th, 2021, Tim and Levi set out to record their episode on Rebel Force #1- Target. The episode's intended opening off-topic discussion ran wildly out of control due the the hosts' extreme hubris. So, presented here is that obscenely long opening discussion all by itself, in which these two clowns rank all 27 films by film bro legends Wes Anderson, Edgar Wright, and Quentin Tarantino. They thought this would be short?? Come back next weekend for an extended book discussion. Sorry, everyone!

The boys make up for two weeks off with an absurdly long and loopy episode in which they discuss Sylvester Stallone's new cut of Rocky IV and the John Cena/Keegan Michael Key/John Leguizamo vehicle Playing With Fire. Tim also makes Levi guess every film in the Nickelodeon Movies filmography, and they EVENTUALLY get around to talking about the finale of the Clone Wars: Secret Missions series!

Tim apologizes for two Fridays in a row without a new episode and promises a real episode tomorrow, November 13th. He also rambles about some recent films and blu-ray purchases.

Tim and Levi discuss George Mann and Grant Griffin's spooky anthology Dark Legends, as well as Ridley Scott's fantasy curiosity Legend!

Friend of the show Franco Asmaeil returns to discuss The Mighty Chewbacca in the Forest of Fear, Fritz Lang's Ministry of Fear, the live action Scooby-Doo films, Martin Scorsese's eyebrows, and a surprisingly large amount of actual Star Wars content.

Tim and Levi stumble through a review of the third Secret Missions book after talking for about an hour about The Many Saints of Newark, No Time to Die, Venom: Let There Be Carnage, and the trailer for the new Scream. Tim also insults the state of Texas right at the top.