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79 minutes | Feb 18, 2020
What made the internet angry this week?Pipelines are back in the news, and we attempt to distill a centuries-old conflict into a 20 minute conversation about natural resources WITHOUT OFFENDING ANYBODY. Andrew Scheer is still finding a way to say dumb shit on a national stage. A surprising amount of people are coming to the defense of the world's most obnoxious air traveler, and we're losing sight of who the REAL enemy in all of this is: airlines! We recap the two or three things we paid attention to at the Oscars. Terry Gilliam has some surprisingly toxic views for a former member of Monty Python. We finally establish what it is safe for middle-aged white men to hold opinions on. Why you should be hoarding boner pills for the forthcoming apocalypse. All this and more!
66 minutes | Feb 10, 2020
All Time Lo
What made the internet angry this week?The Canadian government really likes coffee, most of it bad! Dale recalls a tender moment he shared with a random stranger in Bed Bath & Beyond. A lot of very pure and chaste people are very unhappy about the Super Bowl halftime show for starring women, but the kids in cages were okay! Donald Trump is going to make himself president for life, but it's okay because he's probably not going to live THAT much longer. Fond memories of stimulants. The latest update on Novel Coronavirus, the virus that still doesn't pose that much of a threat to anyone outside of China! World's dumbest idiot gets a plane turned around in his attempt to make a viral video. Tina Fey vs Amy Poehler. All this and more, on Coronavirus Factory!
65 minutes | Feb 3, 2020
What made the internet angry this week?People are having two reactions to the coronavirus: PANIC or RACISM. Chinese safety regulations are surprisingly lax! Another edition of 'animals we would eat'. The tragic death of Kobe Bryant elicited some pretty strong reactions on social media. Are people ever really able to escape the worst thing they ever did? We discuss the worst thing we ever did TO EACH OTHER. Dale explains wrestling. The long international nightmare that is 'Brexit' is finally over. Or just starting. Whatever! In a completely shocking turn of events, the Republican Party failed to turn on itself and impeach the guy from their party who currently runs the country! WEIRD. Could democracy...be....flawed? #HotBoysForBernie is physically exploiting men, for a change! PETA's rejected Super Bowl ad is the most unintentionally hilarious and cringey thing you will watch this year. When I say 'pod', you say 'cast!' POD!
64 minutes | Jan 27, 2020
What made the internet angry this week?We're 3 weeks into 2020, and the world is FUCKED! There's a pandemics in China, Australia is on fire, and Canadians are mad at Justin Trudeau for buying hipster doughnuts because we literally have nothing else to worry about. Tim Horton's is pure garbage and an affront to our great nation. Chicken sandwiches, ranked. Body shaming people is okay, if they're right wingers! Gun support rallies are just military cosplayers. Beloved NHL mascot Gritty has allegedly assaulted a child, and it only makes us like him more. Derek's tortured history as a former mascot. A guy loses his job for complaining about his employer on social media, and people are...surprised? Another guy loses his job for costing his employer half a million dollars, and people are surprised about that, too! People are dumb! Anyways, listen to our podcast!
119 minutes | Jan 12, 2020
A Decade in Outrage
What made the internet angry this decade?The ROARING TWENTIES promise to be our angriest decade ever, and we kick it off by taking a lengthy look back at the decade that was in internet culture. We look at where we were TEN YEARS ago, and then dig into the major outrage-inducing events of the past decade, covering all the 'oh yeah, THAT happened' moments you probably don't remember because you've been too busy yelling on the internet about plastic straws or Donald Trump. Join us for this VERY SPECIAL TWO-HOUR EPISODE!
79 minutes | Dec 11, 2019
What made the internet angry this week?This just in: social media is bad for your brain, but great for your butthole! Inappropriate terms for lady parts. Hockey culture might be toxic after all? Rap music has no place in the dressing room. Always bring doughnuts wherever you go. Kid Rock gets kicked off stage at Kid Rock's Big Ass Honky Tonk Rock 'N Roll Steakhouse! This is now a pro-sweatpants podcast. Black Friday shaming is classist and we should all stop doing it. Should we make Santa more inclusive? Dale shares a very racist Dutch holiday story with us. All this and more, on an extra Christmasy podcast!
80 minutes | Nov 27, 2019
What made the internet angry this week?Tim Horton's is garbage! Controversial food opinions! Food racism! Thanksgiving dishes, ranked! Canadian cuisine: what is it?! CYBERTRUCK! Baby Yoda! A whole lot of other stuff, on a podcast!
78 minutes | Nov 17, 2019
What made the internet angry this week?A Canadian civil war is about to break out over the firing of beloved/behated cultural icon Don Cherry. We discuss Don Cherry's greatest hits (misses), is Don Cherry a xenophobe, #FireJessAllen, what is Canadian culture exactly, why it's time to revoke Derek's citizenship, and more Canadian content than you can shake a maple leaf at, on a very Canadian episode of an extremely Canadian podcast!
62 minutes | Nov 8, 2019
What made the internet angry this week?Halloween has come and gone, which means it's officially time for people to start complaining that we get excited for Christmas too early. Air travel tips. Kony Koni Koné. War: what is it good for, other than podcast fodder? We attempt to explain why different ethnic groups hate each other, very poorly! Millennials find the ultimate clapback to bitching about avocado toast. A bunch of stats about masturbation! It only took A HUNDRED YEARS, but we finally beat Daylight Saving Time. All this and more on your favorite hip millennial podcast!
82 minutes | Oct 31, 2019
Hairy Stories To Tell In The Dark
What scared people online this week?In an EXTRA SPOOOOOOOKY Halloween edition of your favorite internet outrage-related podcast, we cover a bunch of truly horrifying topics. LIKE: energy drinks are bad for you, mouthkissing your friends, Derek's chest hair, reasons to exercise, the definition of 'blackface' has now been expanded to include anything black and with a face, Dale won the election, there is nothing scarier to Albertans than four more years of Justin Trudeau, CASCADIA, Canadian tacos. All this and more, on a very terrifying podcast!
75 minutes | Oct 26, 2019
Hunan Rights Violation
What made the internet angry this week?Derek doesn't care about his carbon footprint. Neither does Qatar, which now has to air condition the outdoors due to climate change. We determine how hot balls actually are. A human centipede, but made out of Reser's burritos. People who wear earplugs to concerts are dorks with great hearing. Concert etiquette 101. We relive the glory days of the internet (Bumfights and Girls Gone Wild). It's China vs the NBA, as explained by two guys who understand nothing about either. 'Serious' actors have 'serious' opinions about comic book movies. Our favorite Marvel storylines, explained. Why are there so many war movies? Dale is becoming his father. All this and more, on a podcast!
69 minutes | Oct 11, 2019
Turn On, Thunberg In, Drop Out
What made the internet angry this week?A sixteen year old Swedish girl has become public enemy number one for the right, and not for the reasons you might think, you weird pervert! Climate responsibility tips from the experts, explained by two dudes who understand nothing. Dale is amped on a climate protest for possibly the first time ever. We eat canned Beanie Weenies and Easy Cheese, for 20 minutes, into a microphone, for SCIENCE! A tone-deaf wedding photographer does something stupid, and then doubles down on doing something stupid with metaphors from that TV show that everyone likes. Scotch pods are jello shots for rich idiots. All this and more!
68 minutes | Oct 1, 2019
Blackfacing the Music
What made the internet angry this week?Justin Trudeau did something dumb a number of years ago, and an inordinate number of people are rushing to defend him! Politics are godawful and we want no part of them anymore, which is probably good news for this podcast. Americans are not particularly fond of Canadians! A comedian is CENSORED by AN EXTREMELY POPULAR AND REVERED LATE NIGHT WEEKLY COMEDY INSTITUTION for saying RACIST AND SEXIST THINGS. THANKS, LIBERALS. Evolve.
101 minutes | Sep 12, 2019
Keeping It 100
What made the internet angry this week? Ladies and gentlemen, we've officially produced 100 too many episodes of this podcast, but thanks for sticking with us. We revisit some of our favorite moments, get woke, and profess our eternal love for each other in this jam-packed 100 MINUTE LONG EPISODE. Also: Andy Ngo deserved to get his ass kicked, twin flames vs soulmates, the things you were mad about: where are they now? Thanks for joining us on this wild ride, we love you!
65 minutes | Aug 22, 2019
Who Watches the Watch Men?
What made the internet angry this week? Errant sneezes! Human trafficking: more serious than you might think, and you probably already think it's pretty serious! Notorious mass murderer Hillary and/or Bill Clinton is at it again! We'd make the world's worst muggers! Derek's a gun guy now! We learn things about Greenland! Libertarianism: great in theory, stupid bullshit in principle! Climate change is OFFICIALLY a partisan political issue instead of a universally accepted scientific fact! It's almost Canadian Election Szn, the least interesting federal election on the planet! Kids are awful little shitheads. All this and more on an almost milestone episode of your favorite dumb podcast!
70 minutes | Aug 6, 2019
What made the internet angry this week? In the wake of an uncharacteristically shooty week for the U.S. (that's irony, folks!), we take a look at some bonkers stats that prove how batshit crazy the U.S. gun violence epidemic really is. Also: it's hot, and we don't have shirts on, so you're lucky this is just a podcast! Also: what's a bigger scourge to the U.S. right now: guns, or feral hogs? YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED BY THE ANSWER, BUT YOU MIGHT NOT? Also: two girls wanted big asses so badly, they sacrificed their kidneys to get them! Also: rich people hate socialism, until they can game it in their favor! Also: dating is garbage and if you're single now you'll probably be alone forever! Also: Derek does a really great Seth Rogen impersonation! Also: a bangin' 98 Degrees soundtrack! Also: listen to this podcast!
68 minutes | Aug 1, 2019
What made the internet angry this week? Derek's back! Dale is old as FUCK! Beef with inaccurate time-travel movies. Teleportation problems. Everyone has imposter syndrome except you, you fucking fraud. Listen to Club Soda Club! Wanna see Dale and I french kiss? Hit up our Patreon. Who is the most successful Saved By The Bell alumnus? Mario Lopez has opinions about gender fluidity in children, LOOK OUT! Overwoke parents. Dale's preoccupation with gut flora continues. Libraries are amazing. The Vancouver Pride Society thinks their parade is VERY IMPORTANT—so much that they're willing to try and use it to bully two publicly-funded institutions into changing their policies. Everyone is the hero in their own culture war story. Officially over politics. The scourge of a messy tupperware drawer. All this and more, on probably our rantiest podcast ever!
80 minutes | Jul 23, 2019
Throwin' Cats From a Glass Horse
What made the internet angry this week? Kynan Foster joins Dale this week because Derek is out living his best life and we should all be bitter about it. More outrage aimed at a live action movie adaption, this time it's cats and Dale is the angry one. Dale stumbles through explaining 'uncanny valley' to Kynan and how it's causing the new Cats trailer to creep you out. Jason Momoa's still clearly visible 8 pack isn't good enough. Look the guy is still ripped to shit and his "fat" summer body still makes Dale feel body shamed because he just wants to be hot too. Horses can't run without dying. The Calgary Stampede's Chuckwagon races had more horse fatalities this year and not surprisingly people are pissed. Storm Area 51 could work! I mean, have you ever been Naruto Running lately? Totally faster than bullets.
65 minutes | Jul 8, 2019
Born on the Fourthskin of July
What made the Internet angry this week? A riveting tale of how two white guys in the suburbs spend their weekends. Will Smith's worst movies, ranked. Disney gets woke. What's the proper race for a mermaid? At least one of us doesn't know how foreskin works. Stop amplifying the hashtags of the things you don't agree with. People are disproportionately upset over a deleted Toy Story 2 outtake. Everything wrong with the United States, in one lengthy rant. A new front opens in the Starbucks vs Cops War. All this, and foreskin, on your favorite dumb podcast!
74 minutes | Jul 3, 2019
What made the internet angry this week? When you're too woke for Canada Day! Camping is for drunks and children. Global warming is...good? The Dalai Lama is in shit for saying his successor should be attractive. We learn about Winnie-the-Poohing. An unintended consequence of weed legalization: dogs are getting high...from...human feces. People in the sober community are mad that sobriety is popular! (Also check out Derek's new sobriety podcast, Club Soda Club, dropping on July 4th). We learn where the phrase 'dark horse' comes from, and it's more boring than you'd expect! The punchline of the Canadian Football League, which is itself the punchline of professional sports, has a new mascot that looks like it escaped from a furry convention. The guys who chose a profession based solely on the fact they get to keep Mexicans out of the country are racist, and we are shocked as hell. Happy podcast day!
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