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81 minutes | Jun 17, 2019
(6/18/19) Pube-u-lar Chest Hair
Dan, Dave, and Geoff open the show with a recap of the NBA finals after a few days to digest it. Canadiens are even nice when they shoot at large crowds. Geoff disappoints us all with his back-handed compliments of the Toronto Raptors. Why did the Warriors lose? Because they weren't as good as the Raptors.Anthony Davis is headed to the Lakers for a HAUL!! Why it is the exact right move, with PERFECT TIMEING for the Lakers, and why this trade benefits Zion Williamson more than having Anthony Davis ever would. Certain NBA head coaches (current, and former), look like they belong in other professions. 6 NBA head coaches that don't look like they've ever touched a basketball.Kellen Winslow is the grossest human ever, and he must have the most chapped, red and inflamed penis in the history of humans (definitely in NFL history). Also, OJ Simpson is on twitter and it is going to be a lot of fun!
72 minutes | Jun 14, 2019
(6/14/19) "F**CKIN' RIGHT!!"
Dan and Dave are here! We open the show with an update on the David Ortiz situation. Dan almost kind of maybe had this one right? We bring in Sean Baligian from 1130 AM WDFN to go over all of the happenings in the Stanley Cup Final. The greatness of Jordan Binnington. The reasons why Red Wings fans need to slow their roll when making comparisons to this Blues team. And what got the Blues to the top so fast. Oh, and Sean Bags on Brad Marchand!Dean William Strampel gets a slap on the wrist for blackmailing and demanding nude photos from his female students. Oh and he was also the boss of the most prolific known child molester in world history and allowed him to get away with all of it! Meanwhile the Flint Water Crisis takes a nasty step in the wrong direction. Not a good day for the State Attorney's Office.The USWNT crushed Thailand...so what. Enough of your butthurt!
96 minutes | Jun 11, 2019
Jim Abbott Trivia Night
Dan, Dave, and Geoff are all here! We go over the crazy weekend on planet Earth. Nazi's just taking a casual, post brunch, stroll through Downtown Detroit. Believe it or not, there are some really fun reasons to laugh at these a-holes. Somebody shot Big Papi in the back? Unsavory activity is afoot on this one, perhaps.Charles Mathews blew out his leg. What should he do with his future? We've got the answer.Michigan Baseball is on it's way to the College World Series for the first time in 35 years. Which causes up to talk about Jim Abbott for some reason. We call the Cuban Creation, Roger Castillo to find out if knows the answer to the Jim Abbot trivia question that you take to your next soiree!The Women's world cup is on in France, and the best player in the world is sitting out?And the Stanley Cup Final heads to a game 7. There is something that is making this series less entertaining than it should be.
102 minutes | Jun 4, 2019
(6/4/19) The Lyft Ride That Almost Killed Our Show
Dan, Dave, and Geoff are all here! We open the show discussing the Lyft ride of a lifetime in which Dan and Dave could have (and maybe should have) died! Anthony Joshua was knocked out by Mexican Rocky?! Heavyweight boxing's only potential heavyweight super fight is now in jeopardy of never happening. A great sport that never gets anything right. An English dude welcomes Donald Trump to his country with a gigantic phallic drawing! What is it about England and Penises.The model that was almost nude on the field at the world's biggest sporting event was booted off of Instagram?The NBA Finals are two games in and playing out as Dan has predicted to this point (with a few minor differences). Does Geoff ever think an underdog can pull off a win? Geoff gives his thoughts on the Juwan Howard hire.
112 minutes | May 30, 2019
286 The Raptors Boil Over Abe's Mohel
Dan and Dave are joined by Abe in Southfield.We open the show with a disturbingly vivid recent memory of Dan's from the locker room at the gym. How we analyzed this, none of us will ever know.Juwan Howard balled his eyes out at his opening presser for U of M. Dave thinks the hire is awful, but not for the reasons you may be lead to believe. Dan, on the other hand is not in love with the hire but explains why it is perfectly acceptable to have some optimism.The Stanley Cup final is underway, and the Blues should be a team that Old-Time hockey fans are in love with.OJ Simpson boned Kris Jenner? The speculation was always there, but a former manager of OJ's is "breaking his silence" as he gets ready to make an ass-load of money off of the death of Nicole Brown-Simpson and Ronald Goldman.The NBA Finals are underway (with a Toronto victory in game one), and Dan provides the reason(s) for why the Raptors WILL win this series.The Lakers fiasco continues to get worse. Magic Johnson is an asshole. Rob Polinka is a maniac, and explains why Lebron made a major mistake by going to the Lakers (one dumpster fire of a franchise) instead of the Knicks (another dumpster fire of a franchise).
82 minutes | May 21, 2019
285 (5/21/19) Fake It Til' You Make It
Dan, Dave and Geoff open the show with an action packed weekend! Dan realizes what a MAGA hat REALLY is and almost has to stab a dude on the golf course. Geoff goes to an old school Emo show that didn't play any Dashboard?! Brooks Koepka is a robot with an opportunity to do something that we never thought we would see again in the game of golf. The Tigers are just the 2003 Tigers all over again. They won't lose as many games, but the similarity us uncanny. The NBA playoffs are "heating up". What would a Warriors championship without Durant really mean to his "legacy"...we'll give you the real answer." Magic Johnson lights the match on the gas can that is the Lakers' organization. Dude doesn't give a f**k... People are out here dropkicking Arnold?! WTF, Bruh?!
98 minutes | May 14, 2019
284 (5/14/19) Life After Beilein (A Foot Fetish Story?)
Dan, Dave, Geoff, and Mike are all hear as news drops that John Beilein will be living Michigan for the NBA. What will be the future of B1G hoops without him? And, why it is about more than losing just a basketball coach. Quinnen Williams is an 11-year-old boy in a grown man's body as he enters into the NFL. It's pretty Goddamn adorable. What is the median time for your girl to start farting in front of you, and how flatulence should apply to a new, empowering hotness scale? Its science. There is a weird foot fetish freak stalking our local TV news ladies!.... The NBA Conference Finals are set and we just have a "no-nonsense" round table about it. The entertainment factor is as high as it's been in 5 years. It's pretty obvious why.
84 minutes | May 7, 2019
283 (5/7/19) We're Politically Correct...It's 2019, Man
Dan, Dave, and Geoff open the show with Trump presenting Tiger Woods with the Presidential Medal of Freedom? What if those two traded hair? Geoff plays his first round of golf! We've finally broken him! Ken Holland gets a silly deal from the Edmonton Oilers. Good luck, Edmonton. You'll need it. Some turd breaks the finish tape in front of a female marathon winner. Is he an asshole or is he just non-binary? hmmm. LeBron speaks out about Magic Johnson's departure from the Lakers. Does he have much room to talk? The guy who's horse was disqualified from the Kentucky Derby is taking his ball and going home! What a baby! Heavyweight boxing has a chance (however small) to make a resurgence in America...here's how...
104 minutes | May 3, 2019
282 (5/3/19) Women's Sports Fail Because Because The Rockets Suck?! (Or Something Like That)
Dan and Dave are a skeleton crew as we discuss the problems with women's sports failing in the wake of the CWHL folding, Kanye's new TV show, James Dolan being James Dolan, and the worst "great teams" of all time...that we can think of. Please use or Fanatics.com Portal!! https://sportsradiodetroit.com/srd-fans/
108 minutes | Apr 30, 2019
281 (4/29/19) The Lions' Draft Was (NOT) SOL
Dan, Dave, and Geoff are all here as Geoff returns from the whitest place on earth! If you happen to be a racist asshole, move here. Good riddance, anyway. Use the SRD Fanatics portal for all of you Detroit team gear! https://sportsradiodetroit.com/srd-fans/ The NFL Draft is over and Lions fans have mixed emotions. How much of the disappointment is legit, and how much is based on the irrational fear of history? Also, Bob Quinn IS a mid-round guru! Dan makes a new discovery about Hope Solo's butthole photos. Research makes us better. We give you the sure-fire biggest assholes of the month of April (this has nothing to do with Hope Solo's anatomy) , and then some more assholes of the month of April. The Tigers are setting records! Tyreek Hill still has his job (probably not for much longer), but Kareem Hunt was BLOWN OUT in minutes. Why? The NFL's hypocrisy knows no bounds. NBA Superstars get butt-hurt a lot. Shocker!
120 minutes | Apr 23, 2019
280 (4/23/19) Playoff Losses and Hockey Bosses
Dan and Dave are a skeleton crew tonight with Geoff in Utah trying to hook up with Mormon girls. We blow in a call to the two-time Champion of Detroit's Top Female Personality Contest, Trudi Daniels of The Drew and Mike Podcast and 106.7 WLLZ! We discuss her victory, trophy options, and ass-hole punching. Please us our Fanatics.com portal to buy all of your favorite Detroit Sports gear! https://sportsradiodetroit.com/srd-fans/ We hope everybody had a wonderful "Zombie Jesus Day". We don't discuss enough how the world's second or third largest religion is focused around a zombie! Who the hell has the balls to make that horror flick? Stevie Y is back! But what if he fails? He probably won't...but what if? The Pistons set an NBA playoff record and Detroit's recent playoff record as a whole is much worse... If you don't know hockey...STOP TRYING TO BE AN EXPERT ON FIGHTING IN HOCKEY!!! The NFL Draft is this Thursday...and the Raiders are interesting.
108 minutes | Apr 16, 2019
279 (4/16/19) Tiger's Comeback in a Draft Talk Lunchbox
(We apologize for the buzzing at certain parts of the show. It is being worked on. Thank you!) Use the sportsradiodetroit.com Fanatics Portal to buy all of your favorite Detroit march!! sportsradiodetroit.com/srd-fans/ Dan, Dave, Geoff and Mike are all here! We open the show with the most riveting sporting event of 2019 to date! The Masters. Tiger get's the win and has completed hi redemption story. Can he maintain it? Will he win any more? Is he banging Denny's waitresses again? We welcome Scott Bischoff to the show for some of the most in-depth draft analysis you could ask for from a local angle. You can follow Scott on twitter at @Bischoff_Scott or look for his in-depth content on Lionswire, Football Guys, on his Draft Podcast with Sean Baligian (@SeanPBali), or a bunch of other places. Are the NHL playoffs the most unpredictable event in sports? Watching the Detroit Tigers is like eating an untoasted, plain bagle with no cream cheese. The Pistons have made the playoffs with no Blake and everyone just keeps not caring...as it should be.
93 minutes | Apr 12, 2019
278 (4/12/19) Playoffs or Play-oofs?
Dan, Dave, Geoff and Mike open the show with Geoff and Mike's unhealthy Game of Thrones obsession. Mike is bringing in GOT food supplies now! Also, Hulu is marketing itself to 20 and 30 somethings and it is f**king genius! The Pistons are in the NBA playoffs and Detroit is struggling to care, which is probably an appropriate reaction. All of this while the Sacramento Kings are the worst franchise in sports that nobody pays attention to. The NHL playoffs are underway, and night one was everything a sports fan could ask for. The Tigers are still in the hunt after...8 games with a dismal offense. Who would play Hope Solo's vagina in her biopic? We have a few ideas. Buzzfeed delivers its greatest contribution to human society by giving the world photos of Japan's world famous Penis Festival. And what happened to Michigan State in it's Final Four matchup? Dan and Dave have very different takes. Surprise surprise.
97 minutes | Apr 5, 2019
277 (4/5/19) It's Opening Day! We Have Something (Unimportant) To Say!
Us the link and buy cool shit from Fanatics! https://sportsradiodetroit.com/srd-fans/ Dan, Dave, and Geoff are all here and it's a Detroit holiday! Opening day and the Tigers scrape out a 5-4 win to get to 5-3 on the year. The chances of a fun season are there for the moment, but Dave thinks it's all going to be over come the trade deadline... Geoff needs to lower his standards on dating apps. "He'll get there." Kristaps Porzingis is accused of raping a 23-year-old woman the night he blew out his knee?! Her story is considered credible, but holy hell, are there some holes in it. We'll tell you about them. You be the judge. The AAF is folding........ And what to look for this weekend in the #FinalFour!!
99 minutes | Apr 2, 2019
276 - Bedtime Stories With Darren McCarty
Dan and Dave are the skeleton crew tonight as we dive into the Sweet 16 and Elite Eight of the NCAA Tournament. Dan questions Michigan's work ethic as they play, quite literally, the worst game in the history of the NCAA Tournament against Texas Tech. After all he has done, is it okay to get on John Beilein for this one? You'd better believe it is! Michigan State is headed back to the Final Four! What did beating the juggernaut that is Coach K and Duke mean?...Everything. Spartans are chirping like Tweety perched upon Sylvester's corpse...and that's okay. Darren McCarty jumps on the Bat phone with us! We go over the Russian Five documentary, Fight Night and Fight Night at The Joe. We discuss what could have been without the tragic accident for Vladdy, the legacy of Chris Osgood, and just reminisce about the greatest time in sports that the City of Detroit has ever known.
103 minutes | Mar 26, 2019
275 (3/26/19) Don't Hold Me Accountable! It Hurts My Feelings!
Dan, Dave, Geoff, and Mike Tripp are all here as we rock out some more bracket mania! The Sweet Sixteen is underway Detroit's Top Female Personality Brackets and for every 100 normal humans on social media, there is alway one asshole, and a couple of turds trailing behind. GO VOTE at sportsradiodetroit.com Tom Izzo held a kid accountable and number of people don't like it when people hold others accountable. Life is hard! Get a helmet! Michigan and Michigan State are both on to the Sweet Sixteen! Dan is holding strong in his prediction for Michigan State and he is more nervous about Thursday's game against Texas Tech than a possible Elite Eight matchup against Gonzaga!
77 minutes | Mar 19, 2019
274 (3/19/19) Bracket Mania (Disrespecting the B1G)
Dan and Geoff are a duo this evening. We open the show with St. Patrick's day being a two day affair when you look into the toilet on March 18th. Michigan State beats Michigan...again. Matt McQuaid is Dave's new boyfriend and the new pain in the ass at Michigan State for U of M fans. Izzo beefs with the committee and it's a good thing. MSU getting "snubbed" is the best thing that could happen to Spartan fans. Geoff still keeps a level head regarding Michigan hoops heading into the tournament. Dan gives three predictions for this year's tournament and one of them will be a happy surprise for Spartan fans. Don't spurn Dwane Casey. He will bitch slap you (metaphorically). You can never be too awful of a person to get court side seats. Just ask John Engler. LeBron still has a plan? Joe Thomas will steal yo girl. Look out...he's hot!
115 minutes | Mar 15, 2019
273 (3/15/18) 2019 Top Female Personality Selection Show!!
Dan and Dave are a duo tonight as we bring you the selections for 2019's Detroit Top Female Media Personality Brackets!! Lori Loughlin and Felicity Huffman will help each other "stay sane" in "Martha Stewart" prison. Dan is an asshole for getting pissed at the abundance of Amber Alerts after 12AM. Michael Fulmer is being shut down "indefinitely" by the Detroit Tigers. What the hell does that mean? Why so vague? Why should you be worried? Four words...WE'VE SEEN THIS BEFORE. The NFL Offseason is still red hot. The Cleveland Browns are a top NFL team....on paper. They are showing what 0-16 should have meant to your Detroit Lions. The Giants may be the most inept organization in football. Bob Kraft needed to "get the easy one out" before his Patriots played in the AFC title game.
86 minutes | Mar 12, 2019
272 (3/12/19) Lions Add-Ons & Dirty Tampons
Dan, Dave, and Geoff are back as a trio! Dan's dog has a new favorite dessert and it is way more gross than anything your dog does. We promise! Mitch Albom spews more hypocritical B.S. in his piece about the late, great Ted Lindsay. The Lions made a splash in free agency before anybody was even able to officially sign! We give you the good, the bad, and the ugly. Patriots Lite has arrived in the motor city! Michigan and Michigan State played basketball on Saturday. The Spartans may be better without Denzel Ward? What are the big concerns for Michigan hoops as we head into the post season? There are a few, but how bad are they? Donald Trump had to have gotten his wiener pulled on at an illegal rub-n-tug. He just had to!
103 minutes | Mar 8, 2019
271 (3/8/19) College Hoops Are Detroit's Top Sport
Dan and Dave are a duo tonight as Geoff continues to try to make himself HOT! Dave still needs to watch Finding Neverland, but we did find out that isolating Michael Jackson's grunts may be the funniest thing of 2019. Larry Baer of the San Francisco Giants got in a "physical altercation" with his wife, and it may be the biggest overreaction ever! YouTube commenters saved the day on this one though. We watch a touch of "Christian Porn"? Michigan and Michigan State are about to play the biggest game that the state of Michigan has seen in quite some time, and not enough people care. Dak Prescott's dog may be put down! Another bad look by the media when it comes to perpetuating fear of Pitfalls...F**k Off!!
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