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Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack had been captured by the Vacuum Cleaner creatures of the planet U-Sucker!

Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack was exploring unknown parts of the universe!

Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack was at the bottom of the perfect vacuum planet, Oma-hole!

Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack was speeding through outer space in their spaceship, which they call The Spaceship, in search of fellow life forms in distress!

Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack had inadvertently destroyed all but 8,000 of Saturn's 160,450 moons, including the one from which the universe is controlled!

Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack was playing Pong by himself on the ship's computer!

Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack had run out of space bucks!

Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack was engaged in battle with the amassed forces of evil!

Last time, you remember, Space Commander Wack had been severely scolded by the husky ladies of the planet Cell-U-Lite!

Hi, this is Dickie Schmooze, and LISTEN! I’m a pretty mellow guy when it comes to human suffering.

Hi, this is Dickie Schmooze, and LISTEN! The feds are warning everyone about fraudulent schemes that offer instant riches — now you can get in on this too!

BONUS EPISODE! This week on the Mean Farmer Show: Christmas on the farm!

Hi, this is Dickie Schmooze, and LISTEN! Christmas is a special time of year, and today, I just want to talk to the kids.

Hi, this is Dickie Schmooze, and LISTEN! The latest trendy collectible is a decorative urn containing the ashes of a loved one . . . and who's more loved than Santa Claus?

Hi, this is Dickie Schmooze, and LISTEN! Tired of the humdrum of work, work, work?

Hi, this is Dickie Schmooze, and LISTEN! Keep your kids busy and don't worry about it!

Hi, this is Dickie Schmooze, and LISTEN! Don't look now, but it's almost Thanksgiving!

Hi, this is Dickie Schmooze, and LISTEN! There's an election coming!

The Final Episode! Chapter 10: A Walk On The Tiled Side