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The worst trend of the 21st century? Easy--chefs and barbers with tattoos. Anthony Bourdain didn't marry a pedophile for you all to tarnish his barely interesting lifestyle. Otis learns how to butcher cows, pigs and other things. Otis also talks about sex workers, people with outstandingly stupid opinions, and envisions what his high school reunion would be like. FOLLOW OTIS MORRIS TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OtisMorrisHates INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/OtisMorrisHates/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCg0q9X2ZDQPshXQExVeApHQ SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/0g55LSi6DbBk4A0ICRG0Xp APPLE PODCASTS: https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/otis-morris-hates-himself/id1474545629 STITCHER: https://www.stitcher.com/show/otis-morris-hates-himself ANCHOR: https://anchor.fm/otis-morris CEMETERY SOUND: https://www.cemeterysound.com/

the bars are back in town. All bars including the gay ones. This week Otis sits down with Gordon Ramsay to discuss the worst nachos. Soccer sucks and England sucks. There's not much else to say. FOLLOW OTIS MORRIS TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OtisMorrisHates INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/OtisMorrisHates/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCg0q9X2ZDQPshXQExVeApHQ SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/0g55LSi6DbBk4A0ICRG0Xp APPLE PODCASTS: https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/otis-morris-hates-himself/id1474545629 STITCHER: https://www.stitcher.com/show/otis-morris-hates-himself ANCHOR: https://anchor.fm/otis-morris CEMETERY SOUND: https://www.cemeterysound.com/

Canada, like any other country in the existence of time, has done some pretty awful things. Let's talk about how adults are just beginning to realize that! Did you know dogs are really dumb? turns out, dogs are incredibly dumb. Also, this podcast is being used by various groups as a form of audible torture. More on that later. Happy 1st, 4th and 5th of July! The 2nd and 3rd can kick rocks. FOLLOW OTIS MORRIS TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OtisMorrisHates INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/OtisMorrisHates/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCg0q9X2ZDQPshXQExVeApHQ SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/0g55LSi6DbBk4A0ICRG0Xp APPLE PODCASTS: https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/otis-morris-hates-himself/id1474545629 STITCHER: https://www.stitcher.com/show/otis-morris-hates-himself ANCHOR: https://anchor.fm/otis-morris CEMETERY SOUND: https://www.cemeterysound.com/

Let's follow up on some things from last episode: gays, the Middle East and cults. No one cares anymore. It's Summer! Get your AC installed, crash a boat, play golf with your father and get wild. Meanwhile, Otis attempts to hire a hitman and wonders if Kevin O'Leary will invest into a boating company. This and more on this weeks episode of Otis Morris Hates Himself.  Sponsored by: John Wayne vs. John Wayne Gacy FOLLOW OTIS MORRIS TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OtisMorrisHates INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/OtisMorrisHates/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCg0q9X2ZDQPshXQExVeApHQ SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/0g55LSi6DbBk4A0ICRG0Xp APPLE PODCASTS: https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/otis-morris-hates-himself/id1474545629 STITCHER: https://www.stitcher.com/show/otis-morris-hates-himself ANCHOR: https://anchor.fm/otis-morris CEMETERY SOUND: https://www.cemeterysound.com/

It's hot out and so is this episode! This week Otis discusses cults of all kinds. Rich white people. Corporations. Sports. Poor white people. Seriously. Cults are everywhere. Trust me, they're lurking. You'll also hear two encounters with some leaders of the worst cult there is: Wiggers. On top of that you're going to learn about the chemistry of water. Whatever that means. Sponsored by: The BIMBO Initiative FOLLOW OTIS MORRIS TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OtisMorrisHates INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/OtisMorrisHates/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCg0q9X2ZDQPshXQExVeApHQ SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/0g55LSi6DbBk4A0ICRG0Xp APPLE PODCASTS: https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/otis-morris-hates-himself/id1474545629 STITCHER: https://www.stitcher.com/show/otis-morris-hates-himself ANCHOR: https://anchor.fm/otis-morris CEMETERY SOUND: https://www.cemeterysound.com/

The history of Canada: bad at genocide, okay at apologies. John Cena joined the Chinese army. Why are you not talking about that Why are you talking about a friends reunion and spending the last of your savings on comic-con tickets? John Cena is on the verge of ending the god damn world! Sponsored by: Greg's Beans FOLLOW OTIS MORRIS TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OtisMorrisHates INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/OtisMorrisHates/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCg0q9X2ZDQPshXQExVeApHQ SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/0g55LSi6DbBk4A0ICRG0Xp APPLE PODCASTS: https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/otis-morris-hates-himself/id1474545629 STITCHER: https://www.stitcher.com/show/otis-morris-hates-himself ANCHOR: https://anchor.fm/otis-morris CEMETERY SOUND: https://www.cemeterysound.com/ Sponsorships: off for this episode

Technically, this is Otis Writes A Movie Pt. 2, but it's so much more than that. This week Otis dreams of a world where lawnmowers aren't so loud, wind is caused by Chris Brown, the Saw movies make sense, and a world where babies will be our overlords. Sponsored by: Satan Reviews Movies FOLLOW OTIS MORRIS TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OtisMorrisHates INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/OtisMorrisHates/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCg0q9X2ZDQPshXQExVeApHQ SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/0g55LSi6DbBk4A0ICRG0Xp APPLE PODCASTS: https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/otis-morris-hates-himself/id1474545629 STITCHER: https://www.stitcher.com/show/otis-morris-hates-himself ANCHOR: https://anchor.fm/otis-morris CEMETERY SOUND: https://www.cemeterysound.com/

Otis takes some time out of his very busy schedule to offers some thoughts to end all the problems in the Middle East, figures out why Ellen decided to end her show, a eulogy for hardcore wrestling legend New Jack, and another man's close encounter with death. Did you know that if you serve in the military you can get a free DLC skin pack in Call of Duty? Well now you know. Sponsored by: Bikers 4 Palestine FOLLOW OTIS MORRIS TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OtisMorrisHates INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/OtisMorrisHates/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCg0q9X2ZDQPshXQExVeApHQ SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/0g55LSi6DbBk4A0ICRG0Xp APPLE PODCASTS: https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/otis-morris-hates-himself/id1474545629 STITCHER: https://www.stitcher.com/show/otis-morris-hates-himself ANCHOR: https://anchor.fm/otis-morris CEMETERY SOUND: https://www.cemeterysound.com/

Last week was about the Dad's, this week is about the Mom's. No cat mom's allowed. Or Gordon Ramsay. He's not allowed either. Otis also prattles on about "Cowboy" Donald Cerrone, the history of Nintendo, trading cards, and what Japan thinks about the Yakuza. Sponsored by: A Bug's Knife FOLLOW OTIS MORRIS TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OtisMorrisHates INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/OtisMorrisHates/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCg0q9X2ZDQPshXQExVeApHQ SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/0g55LSi6DbBk4A0ICRG0Xp APPLE PODCASTS: https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/otis-morris-hates-himself/id1474545629 STITCHER: https://www.stitcher.com/show/otis-morris-hates-himself ANCHOR: https://anchor.fm/otis-morris CEMETERY SOUND: https://www.cemeterysound.com/

Are you a Sober Dad? If not, you're gonna learn what it takes to be one. You'll hear all about Otis' 100% correct Oscar predictions, menthol cigarettes, World's Strictest Parents and the gay Navy squad. Strap on your combat boots, bump some H, and get ready for one hell of an episode my dudes. SPONSORED BY: Curbside Euthanasia FOLLOW OTIS MORRIS TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OtisMorrisHates INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/OtisMorrisHates/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCg0q9X2ZDQPshXQExVeApHQ SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/0g55LSi6DbBk4A0ICRG0Xp APPLE PODCASTS: https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/otis-morris-hates-himself/id1474545629 STITCHER: https://www.stitcher.com/show/otis-morris-hates-himself ANCHOR: https://anchor.fm/otis-morris CEMETERY SOUND: https://www.cemeterysound.com/

Welcome to the 2021 Oscars special. This week you'll learn about the most tone deaf award show in history, what RJ Mitte is doing right now, British talk radio, and kids that suck at videos games. I still haven't seen Godzilla vs King Kong but I fully imagine that won all the awards and stuff. SPONSORED BY: Bikers 4 Syria FOLLOW OTIS MORRIS TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OtisMorrisHates INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/OtisMorrisHates/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCg0q9X2ZDQPshXQExVeApHQ SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/0g55LSi6DbBk4A0ICRG0Xp APPLE PODCASTS: https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/otis-morris-hates-himself/id1474545629 STITCHER: https://www.stitcher.com/show/otis-morris-hates-himself ANCHOR: https://anchor.fm/otis-morris CEMETERY SOUND: https://www.cemeterysound.com/

This week starts with a bang of Otis' ankle against a guitar case. After the pain subsides he talks about new lockdown rules in Ontario, vaccines, mass shootings, more delivery driver mishaps and a dude that simply cannot wait to get his deli meats. Get some wedges and chill out my dudes. SPONSORED BY: British Glen's Broom Emporium FOLLOW OTIS MORRIS TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OtisMorrisHates INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/OtisMorrisHates/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCg0q9X2ZDQPshXQExVeApHQ SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/0g55LSi6DbBk4A0ICRG0Xp APPLE PODCASTS: https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/otis-morris-hates-himself/id1474545629 STITCHER: https://www.stitcher.com/show/otis-morris-hates-himself ANCHOR: https://anchor.fm/otis-morris CEMETERY SOUND: https://www.cemeterysound.com/

Hey dad, stop embarrassing me in the damn grocery store! This week Otis talks about a confusing situation in a grocery store, the complete idiocy of delivery drivers and construction workers, and the impact of DMX on the world. A lot of questions are asked. Very few of them are answered. SPONSORED BY: Morgan From The Bass Compound FOLLOW OTIS MORRIS TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OtisMorrisHates INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/OtisMorrisHates/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCg0q9X2ZDQPshXQExVeApHQ SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/0g55LSi6DbBk4A0ICRG0Xp APPLE PODCASTS: https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/otis-morris-hates-himself/id1474545629 STITCHER: https://www.stitcher.com/show/otis-morris-hates-himself ANCHOR: https://anchor.fm/otis-morris CEMETERY SOUND: https://www.cemeterysound.com/

Otis is back! Again! (for the foreseeable future) This week Otis talks about proper street preacher technique, Lil Nas X, weed shops, video games, his old landlord and insane people on Instagram. It's as if this show was never even on hiatus or whatever. Also, this is the first episode as part of the Cemetery Sound family. Advertise your stuff on this show! FOLLOW OTIS MORRIS TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OtisMorrisHates INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/OtisMorrisHates/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCg0q9X2ZDQPshXQExVeApHQ SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/0g55LSi6DbBk4A0ICRG0Xp APPLE PODCASTS: https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/otis-morris-hates-himself/id1474545629 STITCHER: https://www.stitcher.com/show/otis-morris-hates-himself ANCHOR: https://anchor.fm/otis-morris CEMETERY SOUND: https://www.cemeterysound.com/

You experienced the first 48, and now it's time to experience the final 69. We reminisce, we sing songs, and most importantly we get doxxed by the Obama's. Oh, and I fuckin died. See ya in hell!

I hate this podcast. this is the last episode.

I'm back baby! This week I'm talking about the move to the new place, people that should probably log off the internet, youtubers shooting themselves in the head and so much more. the episode might tread on some familiar territory but thats ok, it's been a month since I've said any of this dumb shit aloud. STREAM "SONGS ABOUT PEOPLE ON DRUGS" NOW: https://soundcloud.com/otis-morris-47897953/sets/songs-about-people-on-drugs/s-Z0LRg2Huslt FOLLOW OTIS MORRIS TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OtisMorrisHates INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/OtisMorrisHates/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCg0q9X2ZDQPshXQExVeApHQ APPLE PODCASTS: https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/otis-morris-hates-himself/id1474545629 SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/0g55LSi6DbBk4A0ICRG0Xp STITCHER: https://www.stitcher.com/show/otis-morris-hates-himself GOOGLE PODCASTS: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy9iNTkxNDAwL3BvZGNhc3QvcnNz IHEART RADIO: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/269-otis-morris-hates-himself-70585820/ ANCHOR: https://anchor.fm/otis-morris

Do you like law? Do you like justice? Do you like law and order and justice? Well, this episode contains none of that. In fact, it is filled with injustice. I have unjustly been charged with crimes of mischief. Whatever that means? Apparently it means phone court, the FBI, and Canadian politics? RIP Phil Spector. SPONSORED BY:  WE'RE NOT BAD GUYS MOVING CO. STREAM "SONGS ABOUT PEOPLE ON DRUGS" NOW: https://soundcloud.com/otis-morris-47897953/sets/songs-about-people-on-drugs/s-Z0LRg2Huslt FOLLOW OTIS MORRIS TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OtisMorrisHates INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/OtisMorrisHates/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCg0q9X2ZDQPshXQExVeApHQ APPLE PODCASTS: https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/otis-morris-hates-himself/id1474545629 SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/0g55LSi6DbBk4A0ICRG0Xp STITCHER: https://www.stitcher.com/show/otis-morris-hates-himself GOOGLE PODCASTS: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy9iNTkxNDAwL3BvZGNhc3QvcnNz IHEART RADIO: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/269-otis-morris-hates-himself-70585820/ ANCHOR: https://anchor.fm/otis-morris

2020 is over and honestly, nothing will bring me as much happiness as witnessing you all have the worst year of your life. 2020 was hella sick and I'm gonna remind you of some of the best moments including: Bats! Your shitty sourdough bread! and Dead athletes! This is the only 2020 in review worth listening to. Get with it or suck my dick in the tik tok apocalypse, ya dweeb. STREAM "SONGS ABOUT PEOPLE ON DRUGS" NOW: https://soundcloud.com/otis-morris-47897953/sets/songs-about-people-on-drugs/s-Z0LRg2Huslt SPONSORED BY PFIZER CANADA: https://www.canada.ca/en/health-canada/services/drugs-health-products/covid19-industry/drugs-vaccines-treatments/vaccines/pfizer-biontech.html FOLLOW OTIS MORRIS TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OtisMorrisHates INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/OtisMorrisHates/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCg0q9X2ZDQPshXQExVeApHQ APPLE PODCASTS: https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/otis-morris-hates-himself/id1474545629 SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/0g55LSi6DbBk4A0ICRG0Xp STITCHER: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/otis-morris-hates-himself GOOGLE PODCASTS: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy9iNTkxNDAwL3BvZGNhc3QvcnNz IHEART RADIO: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/269-otis-morris-hates-himself-70585820/ ANCHOR: https://anchor.fm/otis-morris

It's the Christmas special. Am I going to research the history of Christmas? No! Am I going to complain about Christmas being a capitalist scam? No! Am I going to talk about some brutal murders that happened on Christmas? Absolutely! I also talk to Mel Gibson about his favourite holiday traditions and sing some family friendly songs about Santa Claus. Make sure your entire family listens to this episode before dinner. STREAM "SONGS ABOUT PEOPLE ON DRUGS" NOW: https://soundcloud.com/otis-morris-47897953/sets/songs-about-people-on-drugs/s-Z0LRg2Huslt SPONSORED BY MY BROTHER, MATT MORRIS: https://www.mattmorris.com/ FOLLOW OTIS MORRIS TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OtisMorrisHates INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/OtisMorrisHates/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCg0q9X2ZDQPshXQExVeApHQ APPLE PODCASTS: https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/otis-morris-hates-himself/id1474545629 SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/0g55LSi6DbBk4A0ICRG0Xp STITCHER: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/otis-morris-hates-himself GOOGLE PODCASTS: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy9iNTkxNDAwL3BvZGNhc3QvcnNz IHEART RADIO: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/269-otis-morris-hates-himself-70585820/ ANCHOR: https://anchor.fm/otis-morris