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Chapter 7 of 6!  The climactic conclusion of Horkhauser's quest to save Ozzy without screwing up everything!  (Warning: Contains screwing up everything.) ©2021 Rikki Simons & Eric Trueheart www.onemanmurdermaze.com

Horkhauser is cornered, with only a ten-year-old barbarian and a loud-mouthed magic dog at his side.  Is this the climactic climax of The Caverns of Jef?  IS IT? ©2021 Rikki Simons & Eric Trueheart www.onemanmurdermaze.com

Things get bloody.  Blood everywhere!  Really, that's all you need to know.  Oh yeah, and there's a cave.  So that's two things you need to know. ©2021 Rikki Simons & Eric Trueheart www.onemanmurdermaze.com

Should we tell you about the fight between the killer tree and the gelatinous cube?  Or searching the bloody body of a dead muttyn troll for clues?  Both sound kind of gross, huh? ©2021 Rikki Simons & Eric Trueheart www.onemanmurdermaze.com

Horkhauser rides Jef's floating balloon-house to the island of Svintermere, the source of Ozzy's distress signal.  But the ghost horse has cursed Horkhauser with a "wibbly-wobbly," and the trees are getting angry.  (Does any of this make sense?  It doesn't really, does it?) ©2021 Rikki Simons & Eric Trueheart www.onemanmurdermaze.com

The one where Horkhauser ruins everything, disappoints everyone, then finds a new purpose in life!  #punchmyuncleintheface ©2021 Rikki Simons & Eric Trueheart

Welcome to Season 3, The Caverns of Jef!  So close to returning home, Horkhauser is ambushed by the mysterious but clunky Jef, the stealthiest giant muttyn troll you've ever met, and he has a potentially violent proposition for him. ©2021 Rikki Simons & Eric Trueheart

Pinned down in the dairy, Horkhauser has one last chance to save the giant cow from destruction! But what if it was [SPOILER] all along?! The Great Cow Chase comes to its creamy conclusion!  (This episode is back from the phantom zone, where Libsyn destroys everything good.)

A dairy under seige! A kind-of-useless old dwarf! A trap of unlimited expletives!  And a desperate plan to hop dimensions and drive a tractor to victory!  Horkhauser... ASSEMBLE!

The cow is overrun with battling Bonks, the "Security Room" just makes you feel comforted, and Horkhauser's only ally is a grouchy dwarf as the giant dairy marches slowly to its own destruction.  This all makes, right?

Having been captured by the Bonks, Horkhauser now has to-- WTF?!  GIANT SPIDER!!  SWEET HOLY MOTHER OF FUGNUGGETS A SERIOUSLY SCARY GIANT F*CKING SPIDER!!!  

Lost in a wasteland of trash and spiders, Horkauser finds... Does it matter?  Seriously, a wasteland of trash and spiders is awesome!  What more do you need?

It's season 2 and the Great Cow Chase begins when Horkhauser is hijacked by a mysterious figure from his mysterious past* with a mysterious mission involving a mysteriously teleporting cow. *Horkhauser's past is not actually mysterious.

The season finale!  Horkhauser has one last-ditch chance to beat Busbi Burbi and restore the plate to its rightful place.  He'll just need a tractor...

After a riddle match with a tentacled eyeball, Horkhauser finds himself in the nerve center of the villainous Busbi Burbi -- a tacky restaurant with live entertainment.

Our special episode for Gen Con Online 2020! In the wee hours before his long rest, Horkhauser thinks he's found a way to stop his horsey curse forever, but the answer lies on the other side of a tiny, tiny door...

With the tsunami bearing down on them, Grimtankerous throws Horkhauser in a rowboat with instructions to point toward the shore and start rowing!  

Now Horkhauser has partnered with Grimtankerous, and they're off to sea on his mysterious ship, but when demons rise from the sea and-- Wait, is this too spoilery?  Forget we said anything.

In the secret caves below the woods, Horkhauser seems to have found Grimtankerous.  Or part of him, anyway.  The only thing standing between him and success is a giant screaming mound of flesh.

Horkhauser seems to have escaped from the town of cowards, but now he faces a dangerous, action-packed journey through a dark forest where monsters and insects are locked in deadly, sportsman-like conflict.