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Offended: The Musical
32 minutes | Sep 19, 2018
Episode #15 - Season Finale
(1:00) Mourning Sex is the best sex. Francis tells some jokes he wrote for other people. (24:25) We say goodbye until further notice.
37 minutes | Sep 14, 2018
Episode #14 - LIVE from University of Delaware!
The Musical hits the road to check out the number one party school in America, LIVE from Downtown Delaware. Dean Spaghetti Tomorrow, Tomorrow
25 minutes | Sep 12, 2018
Episode #13 - Featuring Danny Lopriore.
Feat. former Vine star Danny Lopriore. Having your birthday be 9/11 would suck, no one really has anything nice to say to you. (14:19) Relationships are complicated, make sure to communicate your needs!
35 minutes | Sep 7, 2018
Episode 12 - The Meat Clever, Denzel Washington, and How a Nugget is Found
Rone says that British Horrorcore raps use the word clever a lot. Denzel Washington has so many movies. We reflect on what a great podcast this has become, according to us.
35 minutes | Sep 5, 2018
Episode #11 - I Just Lie, Lie, Lie, and Thank You Tom
Sometimes you need to cook up a good backstory when your real life won't do. Francis' neighbor Tom wants him to send an email to management - but if he doesn't, it could cost Francis a shot at playing an elite golf course.
32 minutes | Aug 31, 2018
Episode #10 - Drew Barrymore in 50 First Dates, or is it The Bourne Identity? and Come on Down to Big Willie's
(00:00) We can't remember which movie, so agree to disagree. (24:36) You've never heard of a backhanded compliment until you've been down to Big Willy's.
24 minutes | Aug 29, 2018
Episode #9 - Everyone Still Remembers Monica Lewinsky, and The Sickle Cell Anthem
(1:00) Everyone still remembers Monica Lewinsky. (16:31) Sickle Cell Anemia gets a bad rap, and could really use some funding.
10 minutes | Aug 27, 2018
John McCain's Funeral Song
Donald Trump is not invited to John McCain's funeral. This is his response.
35 minutes | Aug 24, 2018
Episode #8 - The Ballad of Kawhi Leonard, Beauty and The Beast, and I'm a Churro Salesman
Francis likes to get stoned and write songs about NBA star Kawhi Leonard. We also stumbled into some old tunes you know from Beauty and The Beast, and bring you the epic tale of a Father and Son duo who sell churros.
34 minutes | Aug 22, 2018
Episode #7 - Read Receipts, Yodeling, and College Coke Commandments
What do you mean? Francis met a girl who utilizes text read receipts. Yodeling is attempted, and the top 10 college coke commandments are coined.
36 minutes | Aug 17, 2018
Episode #6 - Go Fuck Yourself, Whitesplaining, and Susan Wilde For Congress
You Should Go and Fuck Yourself (1:00) Whitesplaining From The Boys (8:28) Rone receives an intentioned text meant for "Karolyn" to vote Susan Wilde For Congress.
30 minutes | Aug 15, 2018
Episode #5 - DM Me, Fecal Transplants, and The Story of Gilfy
Francis strikes out at his buddy's wedding but was born to give first man speeches (DM Me) Why go on a juice cleanse when you can put someone else's shit in your ass? (Come Shit in My Ass) Roald Dahl acid inspiration. (The Story of Gilfy)
45 minutes | Aug 10, 2018
Episode #4 - Punched in the Face, The Chimney Sweep Man, and Dante Does Tickle Porn
Have you ever been Punched In The Face? (3:06) Francis can do English accents (7:46) Chimney Sweep Man Skit (10:08) Chimney Sweep Man Song (13:45) Francis tells the true story of his First Concussion (29:29) A former star high school running back named Dante, Does Tickle Porn (41:27)
33 minutes | Aug 8, 2018
Episode #3 - The One That Got Away, Uncrustables, and Five For Fighting.
(3:08) Francis laments about "The One That Got Away." (18:05) Rone brings up "Uncrustables," creating a new theme song for the old snack brand. (31:11) We sing some Five For Fighting.
29 minutes | Aug 3, 2018
Episode #2 - Rone V. Wade, Girlfriend in the CIA, and Kleptosexuality
Rone and Francis stumble into an impromptu rap battle ...about abortion? Have you ever wondered what it would be like to date a woman in the C.I.A.?
38 minutes | Aug 1, 2018
Episode #1 - Venus Fly Traps, Hoarding, and Faux Pas
In the first ever full rendition of Offended: The Musical, Francis and Rone take you on a journey like none you've taken before, unless you've tripped some serious balls. Make sure to subscribe, rate this anywhere from 5 to 5 stars, and tell a friend to tell a friend.
1 minutes | Jul 26, 2018
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