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The second episode of our sketch comedy podcast is here, slumbering onto you like the fat sweaty husband your mother told you not to marry. It's world cantaloupe day. Dentists are out of their element. Coffees get pissed in, needles get avoided, pets almost get eaten, and sketches get awkwardly described in a very forced and unnecessary manner. Spoilers: you love it. Listen to it here or on Youtube. You can listen to podcasts on youtube?! Yes! Because we don't follow "the man's" rules. F the police. (Note: if you actually are a police officer, we were just joking about not following the rules and all that "F this, F that" nonsense. Please don't prosecute us because we are genuinely not doing anything wrong so you are technically breaking the law not us. Thanks for understanding, please don't arrest us thanks please thanks - TFCPodcast xoxo) Subscribe on YouTube! Tweet us!   Bored? Click here and choose from some of the other fine TFC Network Podcasts to listen to    

15/12/12. The prophecy has been fulfilled. Nutritious Ds has landed! This is the first episode of TFCN's brand new sketch show podcast. That's right, you cheeky monkeys! 30 minutes of fresh, unheard material (apart from the little bit what we gave you as a teaser, please ignore that while reading the previous sentence)! So sit back, put the kettle on, and take a D on us. You've earned it. Like the Facebook page!Tweet us! Bored? Click here and choose from some of the other fine TFC Network Podcasts to listen to  

Surprise, mothafucka. We're announcing a brand new TFCN™ podcast! We already have five on the network. We've already got you covered with funny chat (sort of), philosophy (in a way), sport (kinda), news (technically), and travel (almost). So what's missing? Sketch comedy! That's right, you dirty girls. We're writing, we're acting, we're producing, and we're going fucking crazy, and you get to listen. You might remember that we used to include comedy adverts in The Fireside Chronicles back before it was unedited and filthy like it is now. Don't remember that? Well lucky old you. For the pilot episode of this sketch show, we've put together all of those adverts to give you a taste of the sketches to come. Listen to it now! You can expect Episode One of this sketch show to arrive at some point within the next month or two. The liner notes and credits for this episode are as follows: 05:13 - Audio Descriptive Pornography (Written by Phil Barry) 06:53 - eBay Faded Jeans (Written by Phil Barry) 08:30 - Euthanise the blind (Written by Matthew Wright) 11:12 - Pay4Pleasure Massage Service (Written by Phil Barry) 12:51 - EPEG (Written by Matthew Wright) 14:45 - FootWay (Written by Thomas Dongus) 16:35 - Handsome Dave's Washing Powder (Written by Thomas Dongus) 17:51 - Is This Homo (Written by Thomas Dongus) 19:59 - Gateway to Happiness Smiling Course (Written by Phil Barry and Matthew Wright) 23:13 - Handsome Dave (Written by Thomas Dongus) 24:18 - Make it Yourself Toast (Written by Phil Barry) 25:25 - Manual Labour Cream (Written by Phil Barry and Matthew Wright) 28:06 - Mynx Seduction (Written by Phil Barry) 29:42 - EZ Rap Lessons 4 Kidz (Written by Phil Barry and Matthew Wright) 33:28 - Nigel (Written by Thomas Dongus) 34:56 - Off the Wagon (Written by Thomas Dongus) 36:29 - Ole Petrol (Written by Thomas Dongus) 37:44 - Suicide World (Written by Matthew Wright) 39:03 - Clinical Trials (Written by Thomas Dongus, Phil Barry and Matthew Wright) 41:07 - Raconteur Anecdote Service (Written by Phil Barry) 42:51 - Replacement Babies (Written by Phil Barry) 44:17 - Semen (Written by Thomas Dongus, Phil Barry and Matthew Wright) 45:35 - Sleepy Love (Written by Phil Barry) 46:04 - Wound Fucker (Written by Thomas Dongus) 47:51 - Home Cut-Yourself-Kit (Written by Thomas Dongus) 49:15 - Uncle Joe the Jokester's Funny Guns (Written by Phil Barry)