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They came, they watched some stuff, and then they talked about it. In Episode 18, Brian and Luke take on Showtime's Billions and make frequently. Also within are a visionary new take on popular music as well as very-specific-and-100%-up-to-date coverage of the current political situation.

Luke apologizes to the city of Chicago and retells of his travels to Scotland. Much whisky- and golf-related conversation follows. Hear of Scotland's other famous beverage and of its rich history of finding things as Episode 19 takes you to the old country.

The mystery of who is listening to this podcast in Germany completely unresolved (please make contact with us), Brian and Luke return to the topic of Episode 1 to discuss the Star Wars franchise's latest entry. Also discussed is the nature of secret snowballs. What exactly is the secret, you ask? Listen to find out--all this an more in Episode 17.

Brian and Luke meet in person for the first time. Meanwhile, the Red Sox win on a walk-off home run against the White Sox and many whisky and duck-boots related ventures score unwitting product placements from Germany's fastest growing podcast.

Luke and Brian (with special guest friend-of-the-show Aya) recount their April fools pranks that weren't, and Aya corrects the hosts on a few minor factual errors from their Star Wars episode. 

In this episode: Brian makes a confession, Luke draws a comparison, we talk standup and Netflix. 

Just ahead of the 2017 Academy Awards, Brian and Luke bring you the much-anticipated-yet-little-prepared-for second annual Brukies, a timely awards show which serves the important purpose of recognizing outstanding cinematic observations from Luke and Brian and nobody else. Also discussed: emasculating meat loaf, Carlos Danger, and selling out for La La Land.

Brian and Luke return to much acclaim for their second annual Super Bowl episode. Expert football predictions are discussed, as is the film Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (featuring special guest Marc). Also herein contained are various Super Bowl prop bets, the perceived perfection of Tom Brady, and Luke's incorrect pronunciation of Schuyler (turns out "Skyler" is the closest homophone).

November 5, 2015 - Brian and Luke seize the airwaves with gripping first-person accounts of masked, jog-interrupting villains and comedians in the workplace. Chrome statues and Noah Webster are also discussed.

September 4, 2016 - Reports of their disappearance being greatly exaggerated, Brian & Luke return for podcast episode nine. To escape from the 2016 election, Luke visits a rally and a also an island of trash; meanwhile, Brian reaches enlightenment for the low cost of $1. Also included is the movie recommendation of the year (Call us, Birbigs!).

After our spring hiatus, Luke and Brian are back with another brand new episode of Nothing to See Here. This week, the title says it all.

In our seventh episode, chief protagonists Brian and Luke exchange stories from the road, and also not from the road. Discussed are Luke's loosly-March-madness-related work habits, the elegantly creepy world of the business-traveler class, and much more. Listen, subscribe, and share! And if you're in a position of power with a major social network, promote us in China.

April Fool's Day is the official holiday sponsor of Nothing to See Here: A Podcast by Tortoise and The Hair. In our appendix to Episode Seven, Brian and Luke provide a brief recap of this year's hijinks.

In this, our sixth installment, Brian and Luke talk TV. First it's Hulu's Triumph's 2016 Election special (2:00), then the return of Better Call Saul (6:00). Finally, Brian has some catching up to do before the finale of Downton Abbey, which Luke is happy to supply (21:00).

Following up on their spot-on Super Bowl picks, Luke and Brian are back this week talking about the upcoming Academy awards. Luke interviews film expert Tim Markatos (6:00) about the year in movies, then it's time for the first annual NTSH awards (23:00) honoring acting excellence.

We like sports, and we don't care who knows it. Luke and Brian are back with not one but two special guests to talk some sports. We first check in with our friend Chad from Corona, then the legendary McG weighs in on Super Bowl 50 and the NFL season.

It's Episode 3 of Nothing To See Here, because our New Year's Resolution was to cast more pods. In this episode, we talk politics, first about the 2016 presidential race and then about President Obama's time in office and legacy, following his final State of the Union address. So tune in! Comment! Subscribe! America!

Behold! The second episode of a brand new podcast from the makers of Tortoise and the Hair, Georgetown University's most popular radio show of all time. Join us as we dissect with varying levels of seriousness the latest entry into the Star Wars saga.

A brand new podcast from the makers of Tortoise and the Hair, Georgetown University's most popular radio show of all time. Join us for our inaugural episode where we dive into some glorious James Bond minutiae.