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In this week’s intro, it’s in your best interest to go get your wet wipes as we pay tribute to the coolest dog there ever was - Dude. RIP legend. Then, we get right back into the final days of Marilyn Monroe. Annie, are you okay? Will you tell us that you’re okay? Well, spoiler alert, she’s not okay. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nottonight/message

Is he actually hot or just your boss? Also, why do some people love “Sweet Caroline” so much? And how about the relationship we never knew we needed - Zoe Kravitz & Channing Tatum. (Side note TW: Linda doesn’t think Jason Mamoa is hot.) We also go on a weird déjà-vu Mr. Rogers tangent… go back and listen to episode “10: I’m a Little Effing Mistake” for context. Our fault. Finally, Brenda tells us about the days that led up to Marilyn Monroe getting murked (allegedly). Shoutout Brazil - y’all in da building. *Shoutout to @witti.indi on TikTok for her astrological breakdown of Zoe & Channing’s relationship and @dude.its.hxiley on TikTok for her Marilyn series.* Episode 10: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/not-tonight-with-linda-and-brenda/id1504262555?i=1000472649318 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nottonight/message

In this week’s intro we do some sister catching up on Linda’s encounter with some hot security guards and our love for @hellotefi. Then, our Mom joins us for the “Pop, Lock, & Drop It” segment to give some hot takes on Britney’s Instagram, Lil Nas X, Ashton & Mila’s fear of showers, the Real Housewives (NY & Potomac), Quentin Tarantino, True Crime podcasts, Dead & Co. concerts, and Gypsy Sister (adjacent) encounters. Finally, Brenda gives a sneak peek into next week’s “Annie, Are You Ok?” segment about Hollywood murd- I mean- accidental deaths. *our fault* Special shoutout to Ireland - y’all in da building. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nottonight/message

We’re baaack (again) *our fault*. This week we catch up with each-other about paranormal ceiling walkers and Dip Set. Then, we do a pop culture deep dive (inspired by @hellotefi ‘s TikToks) into early 2000’s girl feuds. Paris V Nicole, Paris V Lindsay, Lindsay V Samantha Ronson. Go get your wet wipes, cus it’s messyyyyy. Shout out to Brisbane, Australia. Y’all are in da building. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nottonight/message

In this week’s pop culture segment we talk Amanda Knox cartwheels, Britney Spears updates, Angelina Jolie w/ The Weeknd, RHONY, Lil Uzi Vert, Trick Daddy, Biz Markie, and Yo Gabba Gabba nostalgia. Then it’s on and poppin’ with the conclusion of The Galapagos Affair and guess what — there’s a narcissistic Catfish Baronness, exhibitionism, more donkeys, god complexes, multiple murder mysteries, and weird Nietszche dentures, RIP. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nottonight/message

In this episode we give Hinge updates and then get into more hot rock dads, the Olympic swim cap ban, Real Housewives, and Scott Disick for our pop culture segment. Then, Annie, are you okay? cus we’re doing a two-parter on the Galapagos Affair. My fault. Your fault. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nottonight/message

In this week’s Pop Lock & Drop It segment we talk Britney updates, Alicia Silverstone, hot rockstar dads, Sha’Carri Richardson, and Erika Jayne. Then, get your true crime fix when we go deep divin’ on the infamous Jodi Arias and her stupid baby bayang antics. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nottonight/message

In this week’s pop culture segment we talk all about Britney Spears’ long awaited conservatorship hearing and the #FreeBritney movement. Then, get your spooky fix for the week as Brenda tells the (alleged) reincarnation story of Dorothy Eady and her past life as King Seti I’s secret lover. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nottonight/message

Beans wtf… welcome to our SEASON 2 PREMIERE! We discuss Bennifer 2.0, Jason Bateman, Prince Harry’s Royal Family shenanigans, and hot guys with weird noses — then we take a deep dive into the Law & Order SVU Season 22 ✨finale✨ and The Elliot Stabler Show. Spoiler Alert: We both want to bang Stabler. Obviously. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nottonight/message

Gettin’ silly with The Wild Unknown Tarot, Barney, Practical Magic, The Wizard of Oz, Drunk Tank Pink, Vantablack, fake casket girls and inquiring about New Orleans vampires. Shout outs to Instanbul, Turkey and Pompano Beach, FL — y’all in da building. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nottonight/message

It’s the Year of The Ox and we’re back up in this motherforker. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nottonight/message

Brooklyn is def in da building with our instantly iconic guests, Fiddy and Rico — talking about our spirit family on Bigo, our mother @WitchBitchisWitch, conspiracy theories, deep astrology shit, and our elevation... imagine. No, imagnum. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nottonight/message

Brenda needs a happy light and Linda visits her Spirit Guides. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nottonight/message

We talk about shadow work shit, woo woo shit, and then it’s Britney bitch. It’s the Britney Spears Deep Dive Birthday Bash. Secure your wigs. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nottonight/message

We take a weird dive into the Hollow Earth and that’s spot on, Moon. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nottonight/message

We’re living in virtual reality this week — talking Elisa Lam, The Elevator Game Theory, portals, New Moon Woo Woo, the intuitive life, and Linda gets a professional Tarot reading! Wear your mask and don’t play Ouija. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nottonight/message

We discuss the election, unsolved murks, narcissistic sociopaths, Bumble BFF’s, reading astrological signs for filth, Tarot love, dreams about exes, twin flames vs. soulmates, Brenda drags Reggie and it gets messy, manifestion portals, and Pa’lante. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nottonight/message

Fan Favorite Mama Brenda is back for our episode of firsts — first kisses, first “times”, first boyfriends, first Murderino memories, and the first time Mom let one of her children go missing. Episode References: Robert Durst, Ted Bundy (not hot), the Green River Killer, JonBenet Ramsey, Diane Downs, Natalie Wood, Natalie Holloway, Matt Dillon, the cast of The Outsiders, Shia Labeouf, Joaquin Phoenix, Mr. Robot, Pete Davidson, Patrick Swayze, crackheads, and a Jesus-looking hippie dude. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nottonight/message

Astrological houses, corona boyfriends, manifestations, Oprah, serious cult activity (heavy on the NXIVM and Manson Family), and getting stuck in K-holes. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nottonight/message

Linda and Brenda are reunited and it feels so good — talking Corona boyfriends, Spiritfarer, Real Housewives of Potomac, Big Little Lies, short ass actors, and of course... cults and Full House (duh). --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nottonight/message