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The girlies reconvene for a late night sesh with a glass of rosé now that Missy is home from Texas. Missy got to cosplay as 1/2 of a "beautiful couple," Monz is hoping to finally see someone hot tonight (pray!), the Vanderpump of it all just keeps unfolding, bullying, run-ins with male ghosts, broken nails, Silver Linings, and a bunch of other shit.

The girlies are still riding the high of the scandal of the century plus a cutie friend weekend, they lined up dates with new guys, Missy is taking a trip, Monz is desperately clinging to her teeny-tiny routine, they were treated less-than perfect on International Women's Day, give pre-Oscars uneducated guesses, and a bunch of other shit.

The girlies have changed their tune. Why? Because Rachel was hooking up with the *other* Tom!! We also worked through some boy drama, asked questions about the Traitors reunion, found cutie Silver Linings, and a bunch of other shit.

The girlies attempt to pick their vibes up from hell and rejoin the living - they discuss the ways they nurtured their mental health, the derailing power of a crush, a potential (but ultimately not fruitful Happy Ending), the adult babies on their fav shows, Silver Linings, and a bunch of other shit.

The girlies are unwell! Spiraling! Is everyone anxious right now? There was a long weekend and a New Moon and Vanderpump Rules (thank goddess) and a visit from Mom and Pisces tarot and a bunch of other shit.

The girlies try to have a peaceful Sunday, but no - Missy convinces herself of a morbid outcome, Monz tries to shelter in place against the emotional hurricane, the news is back, Valentine's Day is not really back, they have thoughts about The Grammys, and a bunch of other shit before we scrambled to go watch Rihanna.

The girlies are all partied-out after Missy's birthday and Sofar show, but that doesn't stop them from saying giddy-up to another ep! They are gossiping about their dates (anon please), manifesting flower deliveries, not not learning about simulation theory, working to the bone, mucking up their side of the street, screaming about The Grande Dame, and a bunch of other shit.

The girlies gather on Missy's birthday week to celebrate an angel on Earth, gab about boys in their lives, Monz is heading to a date (it was bad), Missy is preparing for her show, they are dumbfounded by a woman named Heather Gay, Silver Linings, and a bunch of other shit.

The girlies are rippin' and roarin' with posi vibe checks, they're being hunted by men, went to friend Mello Anello's show on the Lower East Side, shows have been cancelled but new shows are coming, Missy's birthday is on the horizon, Missy has a dealbreaker (!), and a bunch of other shit.

The girlies are spillin' weekend dating successes, they're working through new year growing pains - patiently waiting for Mercury & Mars to go direct, Jen Shah has never been less Shah-mazing, Missy released a certified bop, they caught Capricorn season just in time, found silver linings after all, and a bunch of other shit.Go stream Chef's Kiss by Missy McIntosh!

The girlies have arrived in 2023 with high vibes and a case of the giggles! They recap their holiday break, Monz had an adventure with a guy, Missy has a new song out Friday, Jen Shah is going to federal prison, movies were on while Bravo was off, there was a surprise Dealbreaker, and a bunch of other shit.Buy tickets to Missy's Sofar show on her birthday, Feb. 1st!

The girlies are giving you recap vibes with the last episode of the year! Hot Guys, Naughty or Nice, the year's dating data, what should we change about each other (nothing), the best moments of 2022, and a bunch of other shit.See you next year, bitches!

The girlies are giving misconjobulated vibe checks, loft bed tales, pointless work anxiety, holiday spirit, weather as a hobby, and a bunch of other shit. Oh, and they're not not full of Silver Linings this week!

The girlies are talkin' backlash to last week's pod, seeing boys' rooms for the first time, the twists and turns of the RHOP, manifesting flowers, Missy shockingly still doesn't have dealbreakers, Sagittarius tarot + a side of Full Moon, and a bunch of other shit.

The girlies are back after tragedy struck their family, but they keep it movin' to celebrate Monz's Scorpio birthday and enjoy Thanksgiving break. Missy was eaten alive by boys at home in Minnesota, they giggled their hearts out in Park City, there's a clear winner of Love Is Blind (hint: her name starts with an R), the Silver Lining is that the kitty has never been happier, and a bunch of other shit.

The girlies sit down at the witching hour to discuss their W.A.V. (wet ass vibes), a weekend filled with girlie QT singing Midnights, Missy going to the big wedding, Monz going to sleep, how crucial it is that we Spring Forward one last time, who will do the wellness check on Matt's ex-wife, big Silver Linings, and a bunch of other shit!Election day!!! Did you vote?

The girlies have a meeting of the minds to send a PSA to men regarding their "intuition", get deep into spooky haunted K-Mart vibes, Monz is mush but Missy is creative, at the time of recording pusées were dry (things have changed), love is so clearly not blind, Scorpio tarot goes awry, and a bunch of other shit.

The girlies had a wild Saturday and might still be scatterbrained, but nevertheless, they're doing amazing, sweetie. They are feeling Midnights, they're feeling fall vibes, they're feeling very in their bodies, they're feeling titillated by RHOP, and they're feeling a bunch of other shit. 

The girlies are recovering from big weekends where Missy wore an outfit that was almost too hot while playing a big gig and Monz was a bridesmaid in a bestie's wedding. They're riding a high, giving a lil BravoCon tease, and a bunch of other shit.

The girlies are coming to you from their hometowns giving all the gossip on what's been going down, talking to family members about politics, Missy's upcoming show, Monz is starting a new job next week, the Potomac ladies are back just in time, and a bunch of other shit.