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We're back and just in time for Eurovision season to begin. Jono and Emilia discuss the Icelandic selection for the biggest celebration ever as well as the situation we're all dealing with in the world. Oh and we talk about the Icelandic custom of leaving your baby outside. Let us be the comforting conversation you overhear as you clean your apartment and deal with your hangover. 

So after a long wait, we are finally back to making regular new episodes. In this very special ep, Jono reveals the reason why he basically dropped of the face of the Earth for a few months. It's over dramatic and whiney (but that's always on brand with Jono) and in true Emilia fashion, she's ready to calm him down. 

Emilia is a mother! Yep loads happened since we last had a chat, including birthing a baby boy. In this very special episode we get a blow by blow of the entire experience, with extra special guests Nathan (Jono's French Fiancé) and the newborn babe himself, little Ragnar Björn. 

Not In Front Of My Salad is back after a 7 month (unintended) break. It's all because of Jono, but he'll explain that in two episodes time. Before then feast your ears on two episodes that were recorded but have never aired. The first of the missing episodes is just after Eurovision 2021. Italy won, Emilia had loads to say, and she was getting ready to give birth.  Not In Front Of My Salad isn't really about anything but it's great to listen to while you're doing something else. Subscribe and leave a comment. 

in the wise words of Emilia Gunnarsdottir, this is not a song competition. You'll see what we mean in the episode. Get your ears into the second half of our recap on the songs for this year's Eurovision Song Contest. 

It's that time of year again so join us as we listen to a snippet from each of the songs in the running to be this year's Eurovision champion. 

As a storm brews in Paris, Emilia is dealing with the frustrations of a short fuse induced but the life growing inside her. Will the episode be completed? Will covid ever end? Listen to find out more!!

In this spectacular episode, Jono asks the hottest Preggo in the world, Emilia, some very special questions.... questions to ask a woman. Like us on all the socials, we're not sponsored but we're open.

There was a summer house audio file misshap so Jono forced his fiance and lesbian comedy partner to watch the new Mortal Kombat film and review it till he can rejoin Emila next week. Let the tournament begin!!! Test your might and so on. 

We're finally getting around to it, we watched Titanic II. Feast your ears on one of the worst movies we have ever seen!

We're sorry you had to wait too weeks, but we're back. This time Emilia has some very strong opinions about milk, Jono is sick of lockdown and we find out some special info about the baby. Next week we're finally gonna review titanic 2 so stay tuned and give us a like and review on wherever you listen to your podcasts. We're not sponsored but we're open.

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It's time for another movie episode and this week we're going back to a simpler time, a time long before Zendaya won all the Emmys for being hi, a time before all the sex and the drugs, a time where all we wanted as teens was to maybe see a shoulder and that was enough. Yes we're going all the way back to 2011 and diving in into the dystopian teen drama that's definitely not a rip off of the Hunger Games... DIVERGENT. Come for the movie review, stay for the mindless chatter. Like us on all the socials and check out our patreon (patreon.com/mysaladpodcast).

This week we get homicidal. Well what do you expect with lockdown and people like Armie Hammer on the loose. We discuss the finer elements of serial killings, the kinks of cannibalism and why Ted Bundy was a dumb piece of sh*t. Like us on all the socials and check out our patreon (patreon.com/mysaladpodcast).

It's a new week and Emilia and Jono are finally recording an episode without the pixellation of the glorious 2G available in the French countryside. Jono's now living in Paris and the pair are joined by an extra special guest, Jono's super French fiancé Nathan. The three of them try to answer the question 'What's going on in your neck of the woods?' and discover that in a world that's post-Trump it's actually not as easy to answer as you might think. Like us on all the socials and check out our patreon page (patreon.com/mysaladpodcast) - We're not sponsored but by god are we open. 

Jono is over his rants and this week we delve into the drama in the life of actual cannibal Armie Hammer. We're also so sorry about how often we talk about Americans but I guess you get to wear the crown of the 'Leader of the Free World' so that's kind of on you. Love us on all the socials and check out our Patreon www.patreon.comn/mysaladpodcast - We're not sponsored but we're totes open.

In this more positive episode Jono finishes his feelings about not knowing what's coming for him in life in France, and we change the subject to discuss the importance of the Birkin handbag. Feel the status of this leather sac. Like us on all the socials, and check out our patreon www.patreon.com/mysaladpodcast - We're not sponsored but we're open.

It's been a bit of a week for Jono and in this episode, he complained about life so much, we had to split it in two. So pour yourself a drink, relax in your favourite chair and get ready to hear a tale of what life is actually like in France.  We promise it's worth it, and in part two next week there's other stuff too.

In our movie of the month review episode, we delve into the cinematic masterpiece that is Clash of the Titans or as Emilia calls it 'Clash of the Teetans.' A movie that makes such little sense that it got a sequel. Come for the review, stay for the banter. like us on all the socials, we're not sponsored but we're open. 

It's Christmas, or whatever celebration you may or may not be having and we're here to share some of our favourite things about christmaseseses in Iceland, Australia and beyond. Like us on the socials, drop us a line and leave a review, we're not sponsored but we're open.