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Not Clickbabes Podcast

36 Episodes

100 minutes | Jul 1, 2022
We're Done?! *HEARTBREAKING*
Mercedes and Val have a big announcement to make... it's time for the truth. A long awaited and requested episode. The Clickbabes discuss the future of their podcast/the world/their friendship.
70 minutes | Jul 21, 2021
We're Expecting?! *SHOOK*
The Clickbabes are expecting... the worst! Listen to them discuss the ethics of childbirth, billionaires in space and the most embarrassing moments of their sexy lives. 
54 minutes | Jul 14, 2021
We Were Robbed at Gunpoint?! *WILD*
The Clickbabes can't get away from a life of excitement. Explore the highs and lows of bikini season, birthdays, robbery, and literature. 
76 minutes | Jul 7, 2021
We Were Stalked?! *IN BROAD DAYLIGHT*
Val and Mercedes start this week off with new introductions and a wild new vibe check. Val was stalked, Mercedes was enlightened and the Clickbabes start a new business called TwinThin. 
69 minutes | Jul 1, 2021
We Owe $50,000?! *TRIGGER WARNING*
The baddies talk about capitalism, school bullies, and Mercedes' $50,000 hospital vacay. Will the Clickbabes be able to dismantle capitalism? Listen to find out!
55 minutes | Jun 23, 2021
We Won a Lawsuit?! *EMOTIONAL*
The Clickbabes have their briefcase ready and court is now in session. Val’s enemy returns and Mercedes gains a new foe. We talk about the nitty gritty details of being scammed by Jerry and how we can never again trust a manager from a national ice cream chain. 
97 minutes | Jun 16, 2021
We Were Scammed?! *CAUGHT LIVE*
The Clickbabes dive into the art of gaslighting, manipulating and manifesting. Val reads Mercedes to filth about her horrible dating habits and we got scammed LIVE ON AIR. 
77 minutes | Jun 2, 2021
We Were Hospitalized?!
The Clickbabes discuss going under the knife and the meaning of life. Mercedes finally has something worth talking about happen to her and do men deserve the right to speak? They get into it!
73 minutes | May 20, 2021
We Lived With the Devil?!
Val and Mercedes talk about the most devastating, traumatic experience they have ever had... roommates. The Clickbabes tried to live, laugh, love but all they did was die, cry, loathe. Don't sign that lease yet with your bestie!
67 minutes | May 10, 2021
We Wrecked a Car?!
The Clickbabes are BACK and more sorry than ever! Val and Mercedes give you the weekly (or monthly) vibe check which includes a dead coyote, found love and a late ADHD diagnosis. 
73 minutes | Jan 6, 2021
We Lost Our Jobs?!
Val and Mercedes take on 2021 with real hot girl shit. As always, they discuss their love lifes, careers and how they would handle being famous. 
69 minutes | Nov 18, 2020
We Are One?!
Your favorite Clickbabes made it to one year! Val and Mercedes discuss their hiatus, and what they have been up to for the past couple of months. They also talk about the highs and lows of the podcast. Can you believe their mothers of a 1 year old podcast?! They can't!
55 minutes | Sep 17, 2020
We Finally Ended Our Depression?!
Val and Mercedes give the world an update on their plans to find husbands via dating apps. The ladies admit they lack empathy and how they navigate this nasty world without it. The Clickbabes discuss how far they have come, year anniversaries, and the future of "Not Clickbabes" in this season finale. 
78 minutes | Aug 19, 2020
We Stole $4,000?!
Mercedes and Val welcome their Clickbabes back with another episode about the misadventures of their lives. Val stole $4,000, Mercedes is still single and the Clickbabes talk about the crazy world we live in (as they always do). P.S Val gets a little too heated in this one. 
73 minutes | Jul 24, 2020
We Found Love on the Internet?!
The Clickbabes discuss the validation they receive from dating apps as well as the lack of "husband" material they run into. Also, Val is a homewrecker?!*Disclaimer: Mercedes' mic stopped working and so she sounds like she's at the bottom of a well for 98% of the episode so please disregard that. 
80 minutes | Jul 14, 2020
We're Sorry... for real this time.
The Clickbabes give a heartfelt apology for taking an unplanned month hiatus... but for real this time. Catch up with Val and Mercedes as they discuss their month hiatus, what they're watching, intellectual growth and of course... other shenanigans. 
59 minutes | Jun 10, 2020
We Were Exposed?!
Val and Mercedes share their thoughts, radical opinions, and fears about the world. Also, Val was caught slippin and this episode is her confessional. The girls know their uploading schedule is bad-- so don't talk about it!
52 minutes | May 28, 2020
We Sold Our Virginities?!
Val and Mercedes publicly apologize, again, for their terrible job at time management for a podcast that no one listens to. They play catch and emphasize the importance of selling your virginity as well as highlighting some sexy songs they have on their Spotifys. 
102 minutes | May 4, 2020
Our College Scandal?!
The Clickbabes describe their highs and lows of their college experience. Their sorority scammed them, they got heartbroken beyond repair and they got called out on Twitter. Buckle up and get comfy for this messy ride. 
70 minutes | Apr 28, 2020
We Were Cancelled?!
Long time no talk. The Clickbabes are doing their podcast of shame. They left you in the dark with no text or callback. Val and Mercedes had to test their friendship when their beloved podcast was put on hold. But-- they're back so it's okay!
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