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We are an X-Files podcast again! After taking a short break, Carolyn and Vanessa are at it again with a new episode of the X-Files. This week we have the worst way to end a game of Scrabble, professor Scully, the weirdest place to buy satanic merchandise, projectile vomit, and a very confused group of protagonists (not to mention the confused podcast hosts)! Welcome to the New Year!  If you feel like worshipping us instead of worshipping Satan...Well, that may not be a great idea either, but you can certainly follow us on our social media! Find us all over the web at http://linktr.ee/notanotherxfpod We also now have merch and are adding more designs soon! You can also support our little show on Patreon at http://www.patreon.com/notanotherxfpod

What are YOUR new year's resolutions? If you need some inspiration, just listen to what our favourite X-Files characters are resolving for the new year in this episode! (With a little bit of timey-wimey stuff mixed in.) Bye, 2020, hello 2021!  You can find all of our social media links, PLUS our new merch at http://linktr.ee/notanotherxfpod We'd also love for you to check out our Patreon at http://www.patreon.com/notanotherxfpod

The holidays come but once and year, and they are finally here! Welcome to the Annual Holiday Spectacular! This year, Carolyn and Vanessa are covering Netflix's "Operation Christmas Drop." Hope you are on the nice list, because this gift is getting 'dropped' early and we have it all--insightful and witty commentary, some of our classic NAXFPP antics, and a festive tune that will keep you rockin' through the holiday season!  So, grab your favorite tropical drink and a cozy blankie and join your podcast hosts on this spectacular episode.   You can find all of our social media links, PLUS our new merch (just in time for the holidays!) at http://linktr.ee/notanotherxfpod If you want to send us some holiday cheer, we'd love for you to check out our Patreon at http://www.patreon.com/notanotherxfpod

Nothing Important Happened Today II. Too? Also. Something like that. Well, the most important thing to happen to you today is this podcast! (Come on, it’s 2020, let us have it, at least for the length of this episode.) In this episode, you’ll hear wild theories about super soldiers, how they factor into Scully’s birth, our wish for loose ends to be tied, and we ask if there even is an HR in this part of the FBI? It would be SO important to us if you would follow us on our social media! You can find all of our social media links, PLUS our new merch (just in time for the holidays!) at http://linktr.ee/notanotherxfpod

Dear Diary, something important happened today--we started Season Nine! Carolyn and Vanessa are so excited to embark on this journey. We've come a long way, Baby William! In this episode we will take you through the dizzying highs of ethereal postpartum Scully and also guide you through the deepest, most watery lows of Xena, Warrior Mermaid. Thank you for coming along for the ride and we promise to make ALL the tangential pit stops along the way!  It would be SO important to us if you would follow us on our social media! You can find all of our social media links, PLUS our new merch (just in time for the holidays!) at http://linktr.ee/notanotherxfpod

It’s our 5th annual Halloween Spooktacular! (Or should we call it our Spooptacular this year?) Jeff Gulka is back to tell us all about what he’s been up to in the past 3 years (!!!) since we first had him on the podcast. He tells us his opinion of season 11 (it might surprise you), and then we dive into the witch’s cauldron and talk all things Halloween! What’s he doing for Halloween 2020? What was his favourite costume as a kid? And can he watch scary movies alone? Carolyn also quizzes Vanessa on Halloween trivia, and Vanessa quizzes Carolyn in a more “meta” manner. Plus, spooky intermission music by Deuxvolt! Other music by Lemon Yellow Hayes and Haunted Corpse from the Free Music Archive. Sound effects from freesoundeffects.com For spooky AND spoopy fun, walk slowly like zombies à la Dawn of the Dead (1978), or walk super fast like zombies à la 28 Days Later, straight to our social media! Find us on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Tumblr. And to support our little show, please check us out on Patreon, where you can get some sweet perks for supporting us! This month our perks include extended bloopers with Jeff Gulka!

And just like that, season eight is over... Join Carolyn and Vanessa as we talk about this little show we, and others like us, call The X-Files. This week it's all about a deep dive on Krycek, whale songs, strong ladies out in the wilderness, the gifts of The Lonegumen, and the uwu moment that we can't stop talking about. The book our listener recommended (shout out to our Patron, Skye!) is Hunt for the Skinwalker by Colm A. Kelleher. Check out the goodreads page here. Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Tumblr. And to support our little show, please check us out on Patreon, where you can get some sweet perks for supporting us!

In this, the essence of the X-Files, we find Mulder musing about the beginnings of life and an epic Stephen King assessment of the X-Files mythology. Carolyn serves the hot tea on baby showers, and no matter what Chris Carter says, Mulder cares for Scully. (Insert many heart emojis here, heehee!) Also make sure to check out our friend Darren Mooney's blog! You can find us on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Tumblr. And to support our little show, please check us out on Patreon, where you can get some sweet perks for supporting us! Closing music by Dan Lebowitz.

You're never "alone" when Carolyn and Vanessa are around! We're back and we have things to say about this "slithery" episode. Download now to get the answers to all your burning questions: For example, what is the connection between the salamander man and the fluke man? Which character has an "anger thing"? Who is "that guy"? And was it REALLY a UFO? Stay safe and healthy everyone and thanks for listening!  Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/notanotherxfpod

The black oil is back, and spoiler alert, to no one’s surprise, we still don’t get it. Their eyes glow now? Oy vey. We also talk about other things, we swear - the Mulder and Doggett of it all, Sculltopsies, and mythology, plus…Baking with Carolyn and Vanessa! You can find us on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Tumblr. And to support our little show, please check us out on Patreon, where you can get some sweet perks for supporting us!

We're back with another fiery hot episode! This week Carolyn and Vanessa have all the info you didn't know you wanted, as per usual. They talk behind-the-scenes gems, 90's moments, guest stars, Greek history, and ship to their hearts' content! Aren't you glad you downloaded?  Want more NAXFPP content? Check us out on Patreon at patreon.com/notanotherxfpod!

But it IS happening, here on the podcast, where 90s moments abound, Carolyn tells us about how her hometown was the setting for this episode (and it's GREAT), and we go into a deep dive on Monica Reyes. That's really all you need to know - give it a listen! There's another place where it's happenin' - our social media! We'd love your follow! Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Tumblr. And to support our little show, please check us out on Patreon, where you can get some sweet perks for supporting us!

This week's episode is a mother! Carolyn and Vanessa have a great time talking about parenthood, both human and alien...and human/alien hybrid...or something along those lines. Highlights include: gushing over amazing guest stars, lots of alien babies in jars, a glimpse into V's X-Files future (don't fight it, V!) and the much anticipated and celebrated return of shipping Scullder (or is it Mully?). Download today and remember, the truth is in here!  Find us on our social media! We'd love your follow! Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Tumblr. And to support our little show, please check us out on Patreon, where you can get some sweet perks for supporting us!

Welcome to Boston! Carolyn and Vanessa are going on a Big Dig to join Doggett in the Boston Metro subway tunnels. Not only do we cover Boston accents and Scully’s callback to Fight the Future, but we also have a general bioluminescent glow about us as we do it! Uh-oh, maybe we should call Scully and the kick butt supporting women in STEM characters to help us… On your way out, don’t forget your doggy bag! Also, listen for the fan fiction we absolutely deserve. If you write it, we’ll read it. Find us on our social media! We'd love your follow! Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Tumblr. And to support our little show, please check us out on Patreon, where you can get some sweet perks for supporting us!

Is it your birthday? Because Carolyn and Vanessa have a gift for you--NAXFPP, the gift that keeps on giving! This week's episode turned our stomachs, especially when talking about the barfy bits! Download now for the goods:  the introduction of "Inspector Vanessa," the return of our "Chris Carter yells a lot" segment, and some random talk about the monster of the week's amazing set of abs. Thanks for listening!  Find us on our social media! We'd love your follow! Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Tumblr. And to support our little show, please check us out on Patreon, where you can get some sweet perks for supporting us!

Who doesn't love a little Halloween in April? We reached into our vault and pulled out a "blast from the past" - our coverage of season 8, episode 10, "Badlaa," which we covered for our bonus Halloween Spooktacular in 2017! Enjoy all the "butt stuff" again! Here's the description from the first time we released it: "It's the 2017 Halloween Spooktacular! No but(t)s about it, this episode is full of 'butt stuff!' We're tackling 'Badlaa,' X-Files season 8, episode 10, for some ooky, spooky Halloween fun. In this episode, Vanessa and Carolyn cover what's problematic (surprised?) and wonder 'how do you not do all the bodily function jokes?' (the answer is: you don't NOT do the bodily function jokes, you do ALL the bodily function jokes). Find out who created a product called 'Midnight Abductee' (the answer won't surprise you), and Around Vancouver gets ghost- and murder-y!  Creepy Halloween music by Soul Candle (https://www.youtube.com/user/SoulCandleMusic)" Find us on our social media! We'd love your follow! Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Tumblr. And to support our little show, please check us out on Patreon, where you can get some sweet perks for supporting us!

This week, our intrepid co-hosts Vanessa and Carolyn embark on a discussion about Gulf War Syndrome right from the get-go, then launch into the lack of Scully's involvement in this episode (though we always love a Sculltopsy!) and other fun topics such as what Carolyn would do if she turned into metal. Then this episode about an X-Files episode with a typical ending ends with a typical NAXFPP ending! Does that make sense? No? Well, we tried. You'll salvage our faith in humanity if you follow us on our social media! Facebook! Twitter! Instagram! Tumblr! Want bloopers, newsletters, minisodes, and other fun perks? Check out our Patreon and help us keep our little podcast going!

Socially isolate with us, this episode is a surekill for boredom! Carolyn and Vanessa welcome Kelley from the podcast "Wining about Herstory" to give her two cents on this creepy episode and she sure kills it! (see what we did there?) Join us as we talk about how The X-Files brings people together, stalker pads, an underutilized special guest star, and the King of Rock n' Roll. Thank you for joining us!  Check out Kelly's podcast "Wining About Herstory" at winingaboutherstory.com. You should for SURE follow us on our social media. Find us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and Tumblr. And check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/notanotherxfpod We are so grateful to our patrons, who help us "keep the lights on" at our little podcast. If you'd like to take advantage of our fun perks, check us out!

Wash your hands! Practice social distancing! Stay home if you're sick! Now that we've gotten those very important reminders out of the way, Carolyn and Vanessa are walking the "negative way" this week! We gush about our favourite characters showing up again (three guesses who they are), talk all about conspiracy theories and psychedelics (because who doesn't love that type of dinnertime conversation?), and are really glad that this Corona virus pandemic isn’t an alien black oil pandemic… Some things we mentioned this episode: Vanessa's new podcast! Check it out here. Inside the Freemasons on Netflix Heaven's Gate podcast Wild, Wild Country on Netflix Our coverage of the Lone Gunmen TV series Find us on the world wide web! We're on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Tumblr, and you can help keep our little podcast afloat by checking us out and contributing to our campaign on Patreon.

Welcome, or should we say "Emoclew" to our backward episode! This week Carolyn and Vanessa try to keep our podcast moving forward while the episode we review moves backwards in time! Don't worry, we keep everything moving the right way, well, most of the time! Stay tuned for the return of "Fun facts with Vanessa" and a few impromptu musical parodies that you will have stuck in your head! So sit back and enjoy while we do what we do!