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A woman flew to Michigan to see me demonstrate my girl machine!

I stumbled upon a rare very valuable item!

My ice-fishing shanty and the bizarre incident involving my tree mounted cameras!

Deep in the woods on my 1971 Argo Frontier ATV!

Get chicks during the holidays guaranteed!

Two dazed chicks in a crashed car on a rural dirt road!

I rammed a metal tank of nitrous oxide into her enormous forehead!

Chicks sitting on electric car batteries!

I hired a supposed Indian tracker to help me find my red headed hump!

They were pancaked and wrapped in Saran Wrap and I dropped them in the lake!

She was a passenger in my airplane and I was pleasuring her!

The goofy Saran wrap structure in the woods!

I blew them up and her hand was still clutching onto his weenie!

They were removing weeds from the lake!

I'll get her Halloween rooster to crow!

A boat and a pussy plunger go hand in hand!

I found an old cassette tape. I play it in this recording. Please listen so this doesn't happen to you.

In elementary school I cooked lots of little cookies inside a big tree!

In the darkness with my dong!

We were humping in my airplane 'til something horrifying happened!