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Nonna Roy and János must once again join forces to try to both learn and endure the legend of TICCI TOBY! Featuring: Kevin's Famous Quote; Schrödinger's dad; a single Tourette; putting out hands (self-defense gesture); plus, what if Kojima made The Boondock Saints? Noise Space | Discord | Twitter | Roy | János

WE'VE MADE IT! A whole scary month in the can! Sonic.expert Dan is in the kitchen to help Nonna Roy get acquainted with a real 7/10 guy: SONIC.EXE! Happy Halloween! Featuring: Mariokinesis; The Smart Gamer; click on this ransomware!; ACAB (All Creepypasta Am Bad); plus, do you see this shit, Knuckles the Echidna? Noise Space | Discord | Twitter | Roy | Dan Take part in NONNA ROY'S CREEPYPASTA SECRET SATAN! Details here!

After an entire year of podcasting, Nonna Roy has finally managed to get wife of the show Fallon into the kitchen to talk about DANNY PHANTOM CREEPYPASTA! Say "I'm goin' murderer" and join on in! Featuring: a Rorschach inkblot of Sesshoumaru; getting your pp on; lesser brothers; :papa:'s got a brand new bruise; plus, are you by chance a killer? Noise Space | Discord | Twitter | Roy | Fallon

IT'S LATE BUT IT'S STILL OCTOBER! And fellow Noise Space horror expert Sara joins Nonna Roy to descend into the depths of Mario Hell detailed in DubiousDugong's "magnum" """opus""" BLOOD WHISTLE! Featuring: the mechanics of queefing; Boob Woman; the Ludicolo Method; Ötzi the Iceman's dick; plus, this man is named BRADLEY? Noise Space | Discord | Twitter | Roy | Sara

The October Festival Of Fiends continues...Friend of the show J is here to, at last, help Nonna Roy start venturing into the expansive forest of lore behind perhaps the most notorious creepyman of them all, SLENDERMAN! Featuring: Slenderproducts; the Thief of Cuck; I would not, could not, with a knife / I would not, could not, Borat voice my wife; Matt Groening illnesses; plus, are the Fresno Pantswalkers amogus? Noise Space | Discord | Twitter | Roy | Jared

The very "scary" month of "October" has begun, and you know what that means: Nonna Roy gets to be reminded that content is bad! János of the show is back to read the extremely sick and incredibly twisted sequel to a classic: THE RUSSIAN SLEEP EXPERIMENT 2! Featuring: Orange Man Scary; Morgan Spurlock rap battles; understanding the scientific method; issuing ourselves a challenge; plus, would this episode be better if either of us could do a (doctor) Jordan B. Peterson voice? Noise Space | Discord | Twitter | Roy | János

A sneak peek at NIGHTMARINARA DOLCE, a Patreon-exclusive bonus treat! Subscribe here for more! what happens when im compiling "content" for nightmarinara is ill find some things that are funny but in the actual episode we either dont get to them or i just decide not to include them. so what ive decided to do is start a little thing im calling NIGHTMARINARA DOLCE. its your after-dinner mint. basically after an episode comes out ill read one of these scrapped pieces of content and post it here for funsies. if fallons in the room they can do a funny reaction to it in real time

It's 2021 and a rude boy is still (not) dead. Nonna Roy is once again joined by Doctor "Cameron" B(art) Dandy, and they've got some to say about the DEAD BART UPDATE and more SIMPSONS CREEPYPASTA! Featuring: Korpse Injoyer; an undiagnoticated psychosic; eulogy plans; the image; plus, how life-changing is an Apu tulpa? Noise Space | Discord | Twitter | Roy | Cameron

If Ted wants closure, then by god, Nonna Roy and Gigalithic are gonna give it to him. This week, we're finishing the legendary and actually good TED’S CAVING PAGE! Featuring: Ted Might Be Cave; turdification; a fearsome (good) critter; Ted get gun; plus, who's taking care of B's dog? :( Noise Space | Patreon | Discord | Twitter | Roy | Giga | Colin (who edited, thank you)

Maybe it isn't July anymore. Maybe Jeff July had to go on pause. Maybe Nonna Roy's brain fell out. Maybe this was recorded 3 weeks ago. What of it. It's time for Nonna Roy and Fearbaiting's Sara "Sunhat" Zhenya to talk about JEFF THE KILLER FAN FILMS (and getting brutally Jeffbaited)! Find the featured pieces of cinema here! Featuring: movie that kills podcasts when they review it; Australian high school schematics; the Epic of Gilgajeff; tremending; plus, WHERE IS JEFF? Noise Space | Patreon | Discord | Twitter | Roy | Sara

Grab your hoodie and steampunk goggles because JEFF JULY is going strong! This time, Nonna Roy is joined primarily by János to talk about JEFF THE KILLER CROSSOVERS--and whife of the show Fallon drops by to explore one crossover in particular! Featuring: a good name for a cat; the fucking Black Plague itself; the Jeff' ; a sequel of agony; plus, is it gay to stand nearly close to someone? Noise Space | Patreon | Discord | Twitter | Roy | János | Fallon stan kayleigh heartspell

Nonna Roy and returning Jeffspert Sam are kicking off the first ever JEFF JULY with K. Banning Kellum's """""award"""""-winning 2015 REWRITE! Featuring: Parental bedrooms; a ten-year-old boxer; tough (noun); the shady(?) origins of this contest; plus, syrup. Noise Space | Patreon | Discord | Twitter | Roy | Sam

In this rare excursion outside of the kitchen, Nonna Roy and Gigalithic rappel down into the depths of creepypasta-before-creepypasta legend TED'S CAVING PAGE! Featuring: Findommed by a cave; 20 Cool DIY Soap Ideas; dog wisdom; B is for Bitch (or Boyfriend); plus, which famous Ted is statistically the least bad? Noise Space | Patreon | Discord | Twitter | Roy | Giga

In this edition, Nonna Roy and professional Disney understander Stephen explore the multiverse of KINGDOM HEARTS CREEPYPASTA! Another in the ongoing series known as "Properties Nonna Roy Must Have Explained To Her Like A Child!" Featuring: Official creepypasta colors; The Gaming Hour; apologizing to Mutahar; punished Yzma; plus, can Nonna Roy determine what is and isn't Kingdom Hearts canon content? Noise Space | Patreon | Discord | Twitter | Roy | Stephen

Nonna Roy and Pagliacci's very own ProtoJ Jared are logging on and getting zooted on GOOGLE MAPS CREEPYPASTA! Featuring: Wild amogus sightings; dog juice; let's go shoes, baby; she just wants SMASH SMASH SMASH; plus, which YouTuber has decided to join in on the episode? Noise Space | Patreon | Discord | Twitter | Roy | J

It's time to go back to the nineties (remember them?)! Nonna Roy and Val Flightcub explore the unimaginable imaginations behind RUGRATS CREEPYPASTA! Tasks: Women Be Gaming; Stupenwolf; Slenderbaby; DON'T MAKE RICE-A-RONI AT 4AM; plus, what does Vocaloid have to do with all of this? Noise Space | Patreon | Discord | Twitter | Roy | Val

Nonna Roy and I'mposter Syndrome sufferer Brooks have dropped ship and are ready to read some AMONG US CREEPYPASTA! Tasks: Becoming evil to give developers a living wage; a potential dissertation topic (for anyone interested); Diamond is Often Unbreakable; no disrespect to Helga Pataki; plus, how many times can two adults say "Amoung pequeño" in two hours? Noise Space | Patreon | Discord | Twitter | Roy | Brooks

Oldheads join your tentacles (hands) in unison, because Nonna Roy and longtime friend of the her Christina are here this week to finally read lost episode "classic" SQUIDWARD'S SUICIDE! And free of charge, a side of SPONGEBOB QUORA QUESTIONS and SPONGEBOB FANON WIKI! Featuring: Patrick Thanos; a sexy bra; SconeBill CubeTux; dark Joey Tribbiani; plus, who killed Mr. Krabs? Noise Space | Patreon | Discord | Twitter | Roy | Christina

(CONTENT WARNINGS FOR CHILD ABUSE (both human and smurf), CHILD DEATH (both human and smurf), DISCUSSION OF HATE GROUPS (human only, probably), AND WEIRD VAGUE HORNINESS (smurf-centric)) This episode's pool of content is a bit shallow, but Nonna Roy and Rainer have nevertheless fished up some of the most horrifying literature of all time. Alongside SMURFS CREEPYPASTA, we also take a dive into some ghoulish GERMAN FOLKLORE, and wade into the hideous waters of one of the most notorious forum incidents on the whole internet, SMURF IN HAND'S BLUE MOON NURSERY THREAD. Featuring: the thing you do with two normal Dennis the Menace type boys; both the greatest paragraph and the worst sentence ever read on this podcast; a National Book Award winner; a shared burden; plus, what DO Smurfette's above the knee miniskirt and heels say? Noise Space | Patreon | Discord | Twitter | Roy | Rainer

(CONTENT WARNING FOR CHILD DEATH) Join Nonna Roy and Spinning "David" Voices as they experience the entire gamut of Reddit emotions in this reading of parts 1-3 of "r/nosleep - I'm a Search and Rescue Officer for the US Forest Service, I have some stories to tell," better known as THE STAIRS IN THE WOODS! Featuring: the ongoing Fucked-Up Guy Count; Napoleon Dynamite (2004) funny moments; McDonalds tube sherpa; a spooky Roy thing; plus, is Seth Rogen large? Noise Space | Patreon | Discord | Twitter | Roy | David