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On today's episode we have a great call in guest at the end but before that a listener has submitted a hinge date fail of her own! ENJOY!Rundown:Opening shenanigans: (00:00 - 03:37)Michael's hotel + flashback to Stephen's bachelor trip (04:06 - 08:25)Which animated characters could you beat up? (08:25 - 14:37)How many holes does a straw have? (14:37 - 16:08)F/Marry/Kill: Music edition (16:08 - 24:38) Nicki Minaj, Cardi B, & Megan Thee Stallion) Mac and Cheese and water jug updates (24:38 - 28:59)Listener submitted date fail (28:59 - 38:58)Shower beers with expert, Troy Mulkey (38:58 - 50:26)

It's been a hot minute but Mike and I are back and and it's great to be here!I went on a month long vacation but we are back!!This episode includes some great content! Rundown:Opening Shenanigans + Intro: (00:00 - 03:49)Vacation talk (03:49 - 24:03) Shower thought - Languages (16:40 - 20:02) What year do they put on the trophy for sports teams in the winter? (24:02 - 29:47)Which is more awkward? (29:47 - 33:49)Frontera/restaurant names (33:49 - 36:38)Does anyone schedule their doctor appts when leaving the doctor the last time? (36:38 - 40:54)Closing remarks + Outro (40:54 - 45:11)Enjoy!

This week Michael and I discuss a whole bunch of stuff in our lives... Like usual. We are even welcomed on by a special guest and even more so a close close friend of the pod for a listener submitted question. But that's not all! He even stays for our Special List and and more! Enjoy! Intro and Shenanigans (00:00 - 07:02) Embassy Suites Fitness Center (07:02 - 08:47) (terrible) Joke Of The Day (08:47 - 10:28) Listener Q w/ call-in guest, Brandon Guterriez (10:28 - 42:27) Special List: Flavors (17:26 - 38:43) Summer Reading (38:43 - 42:27) Pet Peeves (42:27 - 48:06) Closing WITH custom outro music (48:06 - 53:53)

We welcome on Will Ranieri our first ever Nobody Special Sponsored Athlete. Thank you NCAA for allowing the new NIL rules and allowing athletes to be paid for their Name, Image, and Likeness. Will Ranieri will be attending Young Harris College in the fall of 2021 and be represented by Nobody Studios as well as Barstool Sports. Episode Topics include: Pre-roll shenanigans (0:00 - 06:32) Team Brooks or Team Bryson? (06:32 - 10:25) Columbus amateur Golf Tourney (10:25 - 17:51)  UPDATE: Fourth place finish AFTER appearing on the pod! That pod bump is real!! The Swedes of Young Harris College Golf roster (17:51 - 21:18) Golf Q's and A's (21:18 - 40:11) Handicap (21:18 - 25:31) Your golf journey (25:31 - 29:05) Favorite Courses (29:05 - 31:12) 3 Swing tips and golf lingo for beginners (31:12 - 37:30) Final Q from Gouge (37:30 - 40:11) Does Nick Fonseca rent space in Will Ranieri's head? (40:11 - 47:37) Outro! (47:37 - 49:46)

Welcome to Episode 49! A lot of stuff packed into this show including: Intro/Shenanigans (00:00 - 06:20) Michael's really cool hotel RIP to K____ _____ We visit Veran's Website (Michael's company) (06:20 - 10:48) Can you make a machine gun noise with your mouth? Apparently women can't? (10:48 - 14:51) Special Call in guest Kelsey Swan! Random Fact of the week (14:51 - 17:53) Women have to tell everyone they kept a secret and it drives me crazy! (17:53 - 21:21) My water scam... (21:21 - 25:32) Guys posting IG stories of their haircut  like girls do (25:32 - 31:00) When did date locations change? (31:00 - 37:06) Shower Thought (37:06 - 40:11) Closing Remarks (40:11 - 41:44)

Welcome back to another episode of Nobody Special! Topics include: Opening Shenanigans (0:00 - 11:16) Olympic Logo, work email signatures, new intro song) MFK: Holiday Edition (11:16 - 14:24) Heated Seats and their main use now (14:24 - 16:47) New Ad? Water dispenser story... (16:47 - 25:17) QUICK Q (25:17 - 27:29) New Segment: WHY! (27:29 - 31:04) Special List: Favorite Summer Olympic sports (31:04 - 43:11) Send off (43:11 - 44:19)

There is a ton of stuff in this episode including brand new intro AND outdo music so make sure to listen to both!This is the infamous 47th episode! You do not want to miss this one! Topics discussed: Pre-roll shenanigans (00:00 - 06:04) New intro music and baseball talk (06:00 - 09:10) The 47 Society (09:10 - 21:28) Michael quizzes me on the faces of money! (21:28 - 35:35) Happy Dog's mom day? (35:35 - 36:52) How long would it take you to fax something? (36:52 - 42:56) Michael guesses my work email... Air frying instructions (42:56 - 45:12) Emergency Contact dilemma (45:12 - 50:12) Sendoff Shenanigans (50:12 - 57:31)  New outro music! (56:05)

For this episode I wanted to do something different but special. So, I've decided to do a compilation of some of the best segments of sound clips we've had in the past 45 episodes. Past episodes include: 2, 6, 13, 23, 42, and 44.Again if any of you think I left something off, TELL ME! PLEASE! We will definitely being doing this again and I would gladly include it. Maybe even have a listener submitted favorites show!Also, episode 47 has been recorded already and it is amazing! A lot of great material for a favorites episodes down the road.Enjoy!

In this episode we have a some different stories from the past week. Also we break down a tournament bracket that was released by MorningBrew on the "World's great products" and some of them are absolutely ridiculous! Could be one of the most stupid things we've ever sat down and talked about.Topics: Fornite non-sense How to get out of the shower the right way Allbirds shoes and Doctors Random text from a girl and Mike tries to guess who it is World's Greatest Product bracket (You won't believe who we pick as our winner!) Stay tuned at the end for DJ Mike hitting us with some absolute bangers! Enjoy!

Welcome back ya Nobodies!! This week we have some great topics for you that include-Michael's bachelor party trip-Allen's women update?-Legit shower thoughts-Fitness girls on instagram Never showing off anything but their ass-Another Chick Fil A rant

Michael is back to give a proper send off to Freddy his beloved Ford Fusion. We also call Papa Toke and he gives us two heaters for jokes! We also discuss if you had to go up against the best athlete in the sport they play would you win? Much much more!Enjoy!

Finally! My dad joins me on the pod! Papa Toke tells his joke of the day and it's far better than anything I have come up with thus far!Other segments include:-Would Ya Rather?Marry Kill Smash: Dad edition!-Feeding squirrels-Listener submitted questions-My dad answers Bumble prompts as me...-The crazy dog lady story you don't want to missEnjoy!

We are Live from Troy's house AKA the Sugar Shack! Real piece of work! We are welcomed by one of the greatest instagram story publishers that ever lived... Troy Mulkey. We are warm up with some Would Ya Rather and Shower thoughts. Then get into the pressing issues of politics. Later we talk gym things as well as HVAC work and much much more! Enjoy!

PART IIIn this episode we ask my fitness coach, Nick Matin, more of what he does! He answers the fitness industry questions we all have and gives ussome background on how he got started in the industry! You don't want to miss the Marry, Kill, Smash of this one!

PART INick has been my fitness trainer for a month or so and I feel better than I ever have. I highly suggest you check him out if you want to get in better shape!@nick_ctpfitness@completetheprocessfitnessTime stamps:- Intro (00:00 - 04:56)- Joke of the day (04:56 - 07:50)- The childhood game mercy and reading troubles (07:50 - 13:49)- Football talk (13:49 - 19:37)- Covering the grill after you use it (19:37 - 22:26)- Impulse purchases by the Martin household (22:26 - 27:44)- Favorite foods (27:44 - 35:53)Stay tuned for Part II coming out the following week!Enjoy!

In this episode we have a bunch of sex questions. I'm not sure how they lined up like that but they did. - Joke of the day- Michael's gym fail- Sex question- WYR- Shower Thoughts- Kill Marry Smash: Super bowl edition- Weird sign I saw while touring apartments

Vacation/Airport talk (02:06 - 12:13)Marry Kill Smash Middle School Edition (12:13 - 21:20)Cherry Pick stats including the most ridiculous stat we have had sent in from another podcast! (21:20 - 25:50)Would Ya Rather (25:50 - 32:17)Catching up to close (32:17 - 39:20)

This will be the last episode of the year. I finally get some vacation time and will be back in a few weeks with brand new content!Rundown:Joke of the week (03:17 - 04:51)Marry/Kill/Smash (04:51 - 11:48)Michael vs Instacart Vol.2 (11:48 - 17:32)Why do people buckle up their food and act like it's a passenger?? (17:32 - 24:15)Facebook Marketplace and calling my Dad to have him explain how to use it (24:15 - 34:45) Introducing my dad to the pod and you will be hearing a lot more from him in 2021! Special List of Drinks (34:35 - 47:42) This can be any type of drink at any specific time Enjoy! See you all in 2021!

Marry smash kill (03:38 - 16:54)The hard hitting firefighter questions from Mike (16:54 - 27:18)Interesting Would ya Rather's (27:18 - 36:47)Very entertaining Hinge question I got asked (36:47 - 40:31)Enjoy!

Alterations story (01:35 - 12:23)Cherry pick stat of the week sent in by Jacob Beauchamp (12:23 - 17:36)Shower Thoughts (17:36 - 20:01)Salvation Army Greeters (20:01 -  24:11)Do people still buy napkins? (24:11 - 29:53)Hinge dating profiles (29:53 - 42:23)Enjoy!Go check out Nick Martin (@nick_ctpfitness) on instagram!