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No One Wants My Cookies
22 minutes | Sep 23, 2022
Season 2, Episode 18: Down for an Adventure?
Oh hey! Remember us? We’re the girls that fell in love and went on an adventure. Well…we have some news.
26 minutes | Mar 29, 2022
Season 2, Episode 17: Fly High, Superman 🐶🌈
Hello friends. It’s a sad time for Brooke and Tonya as they had to say goodbye to their best friend, Aldous, aka Superman. On this episode Bronya opens up about the struggles with grief and sadness. Sometimes you need a little help from your friends, and at this time these two need some help and support! Tell us about your dog, or tell us about how you struggled with loss. We can’t wait to hear from you!
48 minutes | Jan 16, 2022
Season 2, Episode 16: We’re Figuring It Out [Anniversary Episode!]
Welcome back, friends!! Brooke and Tonya celebrate their official one year anniversary today!! In this episode, they reflect on the last year, from wild adventures and doing too much to settling in a little beach town and taking things slow. They discuss the highs and lows of their relationship and what they want to see in year two! Settle in because it’s a longer episode, and please let us know what you think!!
27 minutes | Dec 10, 2021
Season 2, Episode 15: Plantar Fasciitis Strikes
Let’s face it, we are all getting older and with Brooke’s 40th birthday looming around the corner and Tonya suffering from PF Bronya has never felt older. Listen in as they chat about how to stay mentally stable through the holidays. Tonya takes us through the journey of orthopedic shoes and it’s all laughs. Whether it’s weight loss or plantar fasciitis these girls are full of wisdom.
27 minutes | Dec 2, 2021
Season 2, Episode 14: I Gave Her My Best Years
Just when you thought you met all of Tonya and Brooke's friends, someone amazing and hilarious like Kristi (aka Ram Jam) pops up. There's nothing like listening to women of a 'certain age' reminisce about their prime party days. From learning how to spice up a vacation with a round of bar roulette to impromptu trips to Arizona, Kristi and Brooke have many stories to tell. Tonya and Brooke will also be celebrating their one year talkaversary soon and Bronya take stock - has the romance dwindled? Can Kristi help spice it up? Do we need to find some treasures in the trunk of a semi-strangers car? All that and more in this action packed episode!
22 minutes | Nov 19, 2021
Season 2, Episode 13: It Takes Work
The reality is relationships aren’t always easy, even when you're in love. Listen to Brooke and Tonya give you a update on their beach life, therapy, and everything else they have been up to!
29 minutes | Nov 11, 2021
Season 2, Episode 12: Adventures of Gnarly Carlee and DisGracey
Any middle aged ladies out there 👀!? Hey older gals out there - are you switching careers? Raising kids? Or need a good girlfriend to talk to? If you answered yes to any of those then this episode is for you! Meet Tonya’s friend Carlee! This episode was especially fun because it’s so relatable! Grab your tea and your 🐈 or 🐕, get cozy and listen to this great episode of NWMC 🍪 😂🥰
44 minutes | Nov 5, 2021
Season 2, Episode 11: The Cute One
Isn't family the greatest?! How about a shoutout to all those moms out there! Tonight we get to know Brooke's mom, Connie (@yourfriendconnie), a little better and find out what she thinks of the love of Brooke's life, Tonya. We also uncover the trick to entertaining your kids on a budget. Spoiler alert, it's with neighbor kids like Kate the Great! Take a listen! We are sure you will love Mama Connie as much as we do! <3
27 minutes | Oct 28, 2021
Season 2, Episode 10: Bad Transitions
Another fun update from Tonya and Brooke as they navigated veterinary care in Mexico and going deep on Mom visits. Hear about some of the new things they learned about each other and their expert advice on how long to date someone before locking it in and what they have learned about each other - aka, how not to piss each other off. Sit back, relax and enjoy another random conversation with Bronya!
34 minutes | Oct 22, 2021
Season 2, Episode 9: Double Fisting
With a name like double fisting it has to be good, amiright? Erica and Tonya have been friends for a really long time and just had the pleasure of spending a girls weekend together. Tonya came home refreshed, inspired and...ready to please. ;) She couldn't wait to tell Brooke all about her time with Erica and friends so they figured...why not do a podcast?! Come listen in as Brooke meets one of Tonya's oldest friend (she really is older by 6 months).
20 minutes | Oct 14, 2021
Season 2, Episode 8: The Update You've Been Dying to Hear
Tonya and Brooke have been barely podcasting on the regular and we know you all are just dyyyying to hear an update. Well, people, dreams DO come true! Tune in as Bronya talk about what they have been up to and the awkwardness of meeting new people...still. Will they ever make new friends? How is beach life? All your burning questions are answered in this episode. Hit play! Subscribe! And tell all your friends to like us!
30 minutes | Jul 28, 2021
Season 2, Episode 7:BUGGIN' OUT
California is sure getting hard for Bronya as they both navigate their feelings with cockroaches, yes folks cockroaches!! These two Portland girls do not know what to do as the stumble and not one, but 2 roaches. This was a 911 call to pest control. Will they survive or move home? Let's find out on this episode of BUGGIN' OUT!
24 minutes | Jul 22, 2021
Season 2, Episode 6: No Friends, No COVID
Tonya and Brooke recap on their epic (or maybe not) friend dating experience. Did they make it out and meet tons of friends? Or did they go through a harrowing drive-thru experience? Tune in to find out!
22 minutes | Jul 19, 2021
Season 2, Episode 4: Friend Dating
Have you ever moved to a city and felt completely alone, even though you are living your dream? It's a weird feeling to be so excited and lonely at the same time. What do two queer ladies new to a town do to meet friends? Listen in as Tonya and Brooke explore their personal friend dating preferences and venture out on the town to meet their first new friends.
25 minutes | May 1, 2021
Season 2, Episode 3: Cooters on Scooters 🛴
With a new scooter, boogie board, and bitchin shorts from @target the sky is the limit for these two as they approach one month living in sunny San Diego! Listen in as these two discuss their romantic dates, how to save money,and most importantly tips for calming your partner down. It’s clear Bronya is still in love folks, yay!!
59 minutes | Apr 24, 2021
Season 2 Episode 2: Not Related
Tonight Bronya sat down with Sara, Brooke’s longest and bestest friend. These two are tight and Tonya might be intimidated! Can Tonya win her over? What tips and tricks does Sara have for Tonya meeting her future MIL, Connie!? This episode is fun-ny and so relatable! From toe fungus to dragonflies, come meet honorary big sister, Sara!❤️
25 minutes | Apr 14, 2021
Season 2, Episode 1: Shitsville
It’s been almost a month since the last episode dropped and Tonya and Brooke have so many updates for Cookie fans. From a shitty 40th birthday to moving to Yuma the adventure continued with a lot of challenges and laughs along the way. Season 2 kicks off with a heartfelt update from the lovebirds coming to you from the whales vagina...San Diego.
23 minutes | Mar 4, 2021
Season 1 Special Update: Chicken Fence
Well folks, who saw this coming!? Bronya is moving in together! Listen to these cute love birds update their listeners on their next adventure together! As Brooke says “it’s a journey”. Well, she isn’t wrong! The really cool thing is their journey is just beginning, today is their 3 month talkaversary! If they are this far after 3 months the opportunities for adventure are endless. Will they come to your city next? You got a place for them to crash? It will be a really good time filled with laughs and trucker hats y’all!
59 minutes | Mar 1, 2021
Season 1, Episode 16: Dahmer Falls Flat
Many of our fans already know Julie as she is a Clatsop County celebrity, well she is also Tonya’s mom. Brooke and Julie hit it off in this episode and bond over their love for Tonya. For those of you that don’t know who Julie is, you have to listen to this episode! She is hilarious, and it will make sense where Tonya gets her humor! Meeting parents can be a challenge but this meeting was like old friends catching up! There might of been some tears shed, but they are happy ones!
59 minutes | Mar 1, 2021
Season 1, Episode 18: Adventure Expert
A lot like Brooke, her friend Erin has an adventurous soul! From Virginia to Aruba this girl is always on the move! Listen in as Tonya doesn’t even try to gain acceptance because according to Erin, Brooke is acting way different than she has in previous relationships and Erin is so happy for them. Erin and Brooke have been roommates, travel buddies, and co-workers for almost 10 years and she is one of Brookes's closest friends. This is a good one, folks!
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