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Poo, of course. Super Bowl 50. We live in an old witches den. Valentines day and meat flowers. Riding the Subway.

We've settled in to NYC, we can stop talking about it now. Instead lets talk about pizza and beer. Reddit, Google, and Wikipedia rabbit holes. Oregon Shooting. Chris is simmering a MEAT SAUCE. Kellen gets hit by a car. Bed bugs and blood meals. #whiskeyinacatcup

Chris gives his usual apology for us not podcasting in a while. South Carolina trip. Kellen exposes his lack of geography skills. Workin' out. Kayne West. People of Walmart. Staying sane in NYC.

We say hello again. Chris tries to get a job. Sports talk...Sorta. HBO and shit.

Chris and Kellen podcast while standing on their feet, at 3 AM. We don't know where the fuck we are. The turkey burger diet. Chris is unhappy with alcohol in NY. Adventures in IKEA. Hypnosis.

A mash up of our last 2 days on the road…Hopefully you aren't as bored as we were. Will be back with you guys soon with a new episode!

The title says it all… Drivin' down the road again on our cross country road trip.

The title says it all… Jammin' from the car on our cross country road trip.

Kellen gets to kick off the show today. Apartment hunting and fake money at the airport. A pancake at 2 AM. Funny Neighbors. Chris goes to Court. Kellen gets too high so the podcast ends early.

Jobs and stuff. Drinking Games. We went to a podcasting conference. Stash Bash and big bags of drugs. Viva La New York!

Kellen tries to teach Chris how to get a haircut. Skin Phobia. Plane crashes and Shark attacks. Spring break and Beach babes.

This episode is more NSFW than usual. Our guest, a veteran "behind the scenes" worker in the porn industry, offers some great insight into an industry we ALL have questions about.

On this podcast Whitney Ball joins Chris and Kellen to talk about…Well… Poo. When they aren't talking about drowning mud bunny's or vintage bush, they reminisce and tell some cringe-worthy stories.

Chris comes clean about why there haven't been any podcasts recently and gets real about his DUIs, revealing his fear of getting his ass pounded in prison. Kellen offers as little as possible. What a dick.

The guys discuss their thoughts on the Super Bowl broadcast. Kellen falls in love with Katy Perry and Chris hears the halftime show on the radio. The Patriots' #DoYourJob inspires a conversation about Chris and Kellen's first jobs and all of the shitty jobs they've had since.

NLNP tackles the importance of taking care of your body as age starts becoming a factor... and other stuff too.

NLNP welcomes writer, self-proclaimed Internet dating pioneer, and funny man, Donny O'Malley, as the first ever guest on the program. The three chuckle-heads discuss the evolution of dating in the digital age, from FacetheJury.com and Hotornot.com to Tinder and OK Cupid.

NLNP covers communicating in the 21st century: Texting, the difference between cyber sex and sexting, emojiis, selfies, dick pics, poop, and the underweb.

No Life No Problem's introduction to the podcast community…Chris and Kellen define their audience and look into what it means to be a part of Generation Y; the Millennials