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Billy and Adam aim to name some killer pranks but get trapped talking about O’Reilly Auto Parts. In this episode they learn that they have a secret sponsor and they don’t know how to feel about it. To combat their confusion, they make a list of demands for O’Reilly. Tinted mirrors, soda fountains, big towels and more. Plus, a few family friendly pranks from our friends at Good Housekeeping! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Instagram: @AdamLustick See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam celebrate Saint Patrick’s Day by determining if he is the best Patrick. In this episode they honor March Madness and do a Patrick Bracket. Ewing, Danica, Neil Harris and more. Plus, improvised Irish blessings, text messaging with God and why it’s okay to throw some animals in the ocean! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Instagram: @AdamLustick See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam audition for the red, white and blue. In this episode they take the American Citizenship test. What is the constitution? Who runs the Executive Branch? And what is Adam’s state capital? Plus, a recap of their recent trip to the red carpet, a stars and stripes scoring system, off the menu American trivia, multiple pledges of allegiance and more! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Instagram: @AdamLustick See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam name some celebrities… again. In this episode the play the guessing game where they have to identify celebrities by their birth names. Who is Melissa Jefferson? Who is Onika Tanya Maraj? And is Weed Kitty a good stage name... or not? Plus, the return of Matty Camera and the introduction of Eddie Moat! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Instagram: @AdamLustick See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam solve riddles… for kids. In this episode they figure out word games, math problems and cleverly designed questions intended for children. Plus, Thursdays in college, magma coming out of Adam’s nose and the sounds of looking for riddles in the forest! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Instagram: @AdamLustick See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam play a celebrity-based guessing game. In this episode, they give each other the birth name of actors, musicians and famous people and it’s the other person's job to guess who it is within 5 questions. Then, Billy and Adam give each other new stage names. Find out who is Matt Camera, who is Mr. Memorable and who books the big audition! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Instagram: @AdamLustick See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam play in the white stuff. In this episode they discuss Adam’s recent trip to the mountains… and to a Big 5 sporting goods store. Snow sneaks into gloves, Lebron becomes the all time NBA points leader, and an unusually long discussion on moats. Plus, gator talk, rough puffs and a blind pants role play! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Instagram: @AdamLustick See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam do their duty. In this episode they discuss Billy’s recent trip to jury duty, whether Adam could identify his own doody in a police lineup and the dangers of signing up for unemployment. Plus double flubs and motivational speeches in the mirror! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Instagram: @AdamLustick See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam head to Sweden... in 2019. In this episode, they refer to a website that lists the most popular all time items at IKEA from four years ago. How many bookcases do they sell every minute? How much does a water pitcher cost? And should bags cost money? Plus Review Revue, “going in the cart” and bad improvised commercials! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Instagram: @AdamLustick See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam go back to the No Joke Public List... again. In this episode they briefly touch on nine more topics that the Naysh has requested. White People Food, France, State Fairs, Marty and more. Plus, a new approach to the opening line, Elaine on the vacuum, sweet holiday messages from NJP listeners and more! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Instagram: @AdamLustick See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam enter the chocolate factory. In this episode they compare and contrast the candies Willy Wonka was working on. Fizzy flying soda. Wallpaper you can lick. A candy that tosses you into pots and pans. You remember. Plus, the worlds richest people, 836 billion dollar microphones, the mystery of Ronald McDonald and more! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Instagram: @AdamLustick See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam celebrate Y2K. In this episode they reflect on the fears and excitement that came with the New Years Eve 1999. Where were they? What did they do? And did the computers actually explode? Plus, why Adam decided to leave Twitter, the two year anniversary of the January 6th insurrection and more! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Instagram: @AdamLustick See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam determine the best No Joke of 2022. In this episode they reflect on the top eight episodes from the past year in a bracket format to see which had the best vibes, jokes and b-stories. Was it the pickle jar? Was it the summer camp? Was it Hieronymus? Plus, Kirsten Dunst, Adam’s Hot Little Hand, Predictive Text and more! Happy New Year! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Instagram: @AdamLustick See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam take a look back at No Joke in 2022. In this episode they briefly discuss every episode they recorded this year. Then, they choose their favorite eight episodes to compete in next week’s 2022 Episode Bracket. Who can forget the episodes, “Words That Rhyme With Boat,” "Hawaii Part 5" or “Milk?” Billy and Adam can. Plus, the World Cup results, Messi vs. Beyonce on Instagram and commercials for Call of Duty and Modern Warfare! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Instagram: @AdamLustick See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam say please and thank you. In this episode they discuss manners. Why do we put napkins on our lap? What are the officials rules on farting? And why should you always have an Arizona Iced Tea in your car? Plus, Adam eats every bird but a turkey, Billy shuts his mouth and they silently give themselves the finger! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustick See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam go global… again. In this episode they learn some interesting facts about the other 16 World Cup countries playing in this year’s World Cup. Last episode they learned which country is the second flattest and which country makes ink from shellfish. In this episode, they learn more details on new nations to get you “ready” for the upcoming soccer tournament. Plus, Billy and Adam go out on a lamb, check in with the Discord community and perform another round of word tennis! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustick See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam go global. In this episode they learn some interesting facts about the 32 countries playing in this year’s World Cup. Which shouldn’t you give a thumbs-up in? Which doesn’t have a river? Who’s national logo is a young man urinating and which country refuses to say please? All of these facts and more! Plus two songs from Snakes! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustick See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam explore their animal instincts. In this episode they discuss the skunk currently trapped under Adam’s house and what it will take to remove it. Then, they decide on the best-of-the-worst animals to live with. Stink-free skunks, non-biting rats or raccoons who won’t grab you. Plus, the Grape Nuts war rolls on, parakeets wearing diapers as roommates and doctors who prescribe cereal! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustick See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam milk this episode for all that it’s worth. Discussions include the right milk temperature, is it possible to drink a gallon in an hour, the Grape Nuts fallacy and more. Plus fiber, funnels, sleep deprivation, grocery etiquette, booster shots and a game of milk tennis! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustick See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Adam take a dip. In this episode they discuss good dips. Salsa, guacamole, queso. You know the dips. Then, they question what makes a dip. Is soup a dip? Is pudding? Then, they get to the bottom of Sweet and Sour sauce. Why do they only come in fast food orders? Why not fridge size? Plus, the Harvard Sailing Team musical, a Hieronymus reminder and a game of dip tennis. Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustick See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.