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Amanda brags about her April Fools Day successes and Ramon shares about how Easter and other holy days are celebrated in Mexico.  ... We Mention: Big L (rapper) The Flash (TV show) Bride and Prejudice (Bollywood musical film) Pride and Prejudice (novel by Jane Austen) New Girl Season 5 Episode 1 “Big Mama P” New Girl Season 5 Episode 22 “Landing Gear” “Crayons Can Melt On Us For All I Care” song by Relient K (band) “Esta canción no dice nada” (Mexican song)  Coco (Pixar film) The Visual Bible: Matthew (film) The Passion of Christ (film) Apocalypto (film) Friends Season 4 Episode 7 “The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line” Friends Season 5 Episode 9 “The One With Ross’s Sandwich” Se7en (film)   Amanda Learns: Sancho = (when you sneeze three times, it means someone is cheating on you) Los tres días santos = The Three Holy Days Resucitó = resurrected Sabado de gloria = Glorious Saturday Viacrucis = “the way of the cross” Día de muertos = Day of the Dead Cempasuchil = (flowers for Día de muertos) Noche buena = the good night Que hay en la caja = WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!?!? Viernes santo = holy Friday Cuarentena = quarantine Cada dia es santo = every day is holy   Visit our website and check out our new Merch Store at nocomprendopod.com   Follow us: Instagram @nocomprendopod Twitter @nocomprendopod Facebook @nocomprendopod   Email us with comments, questions or suggestions: nocomprendopod@gmail.com   Recorded 4/1/2021

Amanda and Ramon catch up after two weeks apart, chatting about traveling, new kittens, and the final episodes of New Girl. ... We Mention: King Arthur (British legend) New Girl Season 7 Episode 8 “Engram Pattersky”  Sponsor a child through World Vision "Free Prints" App for iPhone and Android  New Girl Season 5 Episode 11 “The Apartment” Friends Season 3 Episode 1 “The One With the Princess Leia Fantasy” The Terminator (film) Andrés García (popular Spanish telenovela actor) Amanda’s cats on Instagram: @roryandmerlintabbycats   Amanda Learns: Foto = picture  Escribir = to write Yo escribo = I write Tu escribes = you write Carta = letter Regalo = gift Hasta la vista = see you later Gatos chiquitos = little kittens  Pollito = little chick Pollo = chicken Esta bien, pollo = ok, chicken Passan la bien = have a good day   Check out our new merchandise at our website nocomprendopod.com   Follow us: Instagram @nocomprendopod Twitter @nocomprendopod Facebook @nocomprendopod   Email us with comments, questions or suggestions: nocomprendopod@gmail.com Recorded 3/28/2021

Amanda and Ramon celebrate their two-year “friendiversary” by reminiscing about how they met and became close, while also discussing Amanda’s dating rejections in one of their most random episodes yet.  ... We Mention: Martial Artist Bruce Li Singer Nat King Cole “I’ll Always Love You” song “Puto” song “Windy City” song from Calamity Jane (film) Singer Doris Day “Sentimental Journey” song “Bushel and a Peck” song “Dream a Little Dream” song New Girl Season 5 Episode 7 “Wig” Stranger Things (Netflix TV show) New Girl Season 2 Episode 18 “Tinfinity” The Flash (TV show) Cobra Kai (Netflix TV show) Game of Thrones (TV show) Wayne Dyer (spiritual author and motivational speaker) Lao Tse (ancient Chinese philosopher and writer)   Amanda Learns: Salud = cheers Amigo/amiga = friend Amistad = friendship Fluir = flow Cree en tus amigos = believe in your friends Escuchenos cabrones = listen to us, assholes    Bonus Languages: Shifu (Chinese kung fu teacher) Sensei (Japanese karate teacher)   Visit our website nocomprendopod.com   Follow us: Instagram @nocomprendopod Twitter @nocomprendopod Facebook @nocomprendopod   Email us with comments, questions or suggestions: nocomprendopod@gmail.com Recorded 3/12/2021

Amanda and Ramon celebrate Women’s History Month by discussing influential women in their lives and Ramon reminisces about growing up on the ranch and getting his first hickey. ... We Mention: New Girl Season 6 Episode 20 “Misery” New Girl Season 5 Episode 9 “Heat Wave” New Girl Season 2 Episode 24 “Winston’s Birthday” Mexican composer Maria Grever   Amanda Learns: Alcohol = alcohol Me puse pedo/peda = I got drunk (slang) Borracho/Borracha = drunk (formal) Ebrio/Ebria = drunk (most formal) Abuela = grandmother Cuiden a sus mujeres = take care of your women Como siempre = As always   Visit our website nocomprendopod.com   Follow us: Instagram @nocomprendopod Twitter @nocomprendopod Facebook @nocomprendopod   Email us with comments, questions or suggestions: nocomprendopod@gmail.com   Recorded on 3/1/2021

Amanda and Ramon analyze their accents and recount spooky things that happened to them as children. ... We Mention: Roy Rogers old western films New Girl Season 4 Episode 3 “Julie Berman’s Older Sister” The Office (TV show) “Very Superstitious” (song) by Stevie Wonder Cobra Kai (Netflix TV show) Love is Blind (Netflix TV show) New Girl Season 2 Episode 23 “Virgins” The Exorcist (film) My Favorite Murder (true crime comedy podcast)   Amanda Learns: Buenas noches audiencia = Good evening audience Mis escuchas = listeners Escuchas = to listen Damas y caballeros = ladies and gentlemen Caballo = horse La lechuza = owl (Mexican superstition) Pinche gatita mamona = fucking little bitchy cat  Mamon (masculine) / mamona (feminine) = funny / bitchy Me puse pedo = I got drunk Se te suve el muerto = the death one Conciencia colectiva = collective consciousness Dios los ventiga y tengan mucho sexo = God bless you and have much sex Salvaje = wild Visit our website nocomprendopod.com   Follow us: Instagram @nocomprendopod Twitter @nocomprendopod Facebook @nocomprendopod   Email us with comments, questions or suggestions: nocomprendopod@gmail.com   Recorded 2/21/2021

Amanda and Ramon discuss Amanda’s dating app rejection, celebrate Ramon’s recent green card acquisition, and wish Amanda’s sister Maggie a happy birthday. ... We Mention: Cobra Kai (Netflix show) New Girl Season 3 Episode 9 “Fired Up” Bruce Lee quote about water  “Las Mañanitas” song  “Amantes a la Antigua” (Old-fashioned lovers) song  New Girl Season 5 Episode 10 “Goosebumps Walkaway”   Amanda Learns: Feliz Cumpliaños = happy birthday Dios te bendiga = God bless you (singular) Dios los bendiga = God bless you (plural) Las mañanitas = little morning   Visit our website nocomprendopod.com   Follow us: Instagram @nocomprendopod Twitter @nocomprendopod Facebook @nocomprendopod   Email us with comments, questions or suggestions: nocomprendopod@gmail.com   Recorded 2/15/2021

Amanda and Ramon head out of town on a "road trip," discuss Amanda's dating life, and argue about the female guest stars in "New Girl" that Ramon thinks are hot. They also throw around some Mexican slang. ... We Mention: New Girl Season 5 Episode 11 “The Apartment” New Girl Season 3 Episode 16 “Sister”  Dead to Me (Netflix TV show) It’s a Wonderful Life (1946 film) New Girl Season 2 Episode 1 “Re-launch” New Girl Season 2 Episode 17 “Parking Spot”   Amanda Learns: A huevo = yes / of course / awesome / fuck yeah Huevo = egg Madre = mother / used as slang in place of any noun Pedo = fart / also used as slang in place of any noun Que pedo = what’s up? Holy Drogui = “holy shit” equivalent using Ramon’s friend’s name as the curse word Me cuesta un huevo = it cost me a testicle / it cost me an egg Todo es posible = everything is possible En este pinche mundo = in this freaking world   Visit our website nocomprendopod.com   Follow us: Instagram @nocomprendopod Twitter @nocomprendopod Facebook @nocomprendopod   Email us with comments, questions or suggestions: nocomprendopod@gmail.com   Ramon on Instagram: @martinezcamposramon Amanda on Twitter: @amandabflynn   Recorded 2/6/2021

Amanda and Ramon translate a letter from Amanda’s sponsored child, discuss Ramon’s hilarious antics in grade school, and get completely carried away talking about sex, love, and soul connections. ... We Mention: New Girl Season 2 Episode 23 “Virgins” Ballroom dancers Nazar Batih and Mariko Cantley  Sponsor a child through World Vision New Girl Season 4 Episode 22 “Clean Break” New Girl Season 5 Episode 1 “Big Mama P” New Girl Season 5 Episode 5 “Bob & Carol & Nick & Schmidt”   Amanda Learns: Muy = very Feliz = happy Y = and Literatura = literature Madrina = godmother Escuela = school Maestro = teacher  Pollo = chicken Pollito = little chick Novia = girlfriend Novio = boyfriend Beso = kiss Peso = money Sexo = sex Ama como quiera = love anyway (singular) Amen como quiera = love anyway (plural)   Follow us: Instagram @nocomprendopod Twitter @nocomprendopod Facebook @nocomprendopod   Email us with comments, questions or suggestions: nocomprendopod@gmail.com   Ramon on Instagram: @martinezcamposramon Amanda on Twitter: @amandabflynn   Recorded 1/30/2021

Amanda and Ramon chat about the first time Ramon wore makeup, Amanda’s claustrophobia, and the difference B and V. ... We Mention: Amanda’s favorite gluten free banana bread recipe New Girl Season 6 Episode 1 "House Hunt" Amanda’s cat Rory's Instagram @rorytwitchit "Amore Musica" by Andrea Bocelli New Girl Season 2 Episode 25 "Elaine's Big Day" Peaceful Warrior (2006)   Amanda Learns: Bailar = to dance  Yo bailo = I dance  Tú bailas = You dance  Ella baila = She dances  Ellos bailan = They dance  Vaca = Cow  Inscripción = Registration Sean felices = Just be happy (plural) Sé feliz = Just be happy (singular) Follow us: Instagram @nocomprendopod Twitter @nocomprendopod Facebook @nocomprendopod   Email us with comments, questions or suggestions: nocomprendopod@gmail.com   Ramon on Instagram: @martinezcamposramon Amanda on Twitter: @amandabflynn   Recorded 1/23/2021

Amanda and Ramon critique their mothers' cooking and discuss ballroom competitions, mental health, and new hair.  ... We Mention: “New Girl” TV show Betty Crocker gluten-free chicken pot pie recipe “Kobra Kai” TV show   Amanda Learns: Chocolate caliente = hot chocolate Fantasma = ghost Debut = debút Cabello = hair (on the head) Pelo = hair (all kinds) The letter R. There’s a more aggressive or emphasized rolled (double) R and a softer rolled R. Amarrar = tie / knot Basura = trash The letter T. Said with more staccato and not the sharp T sound. Tasa = cup The letter D. The D is pronounced like TH in “that.” Dedo = finger De donde = from where The letter L. A lighter L sound. Erre = R Ele = L De = D Te = T Siganos cabrones = follow us, assholes   Follow us: Instagram @nocomprendopod Twitter @nocomprendopod Facebook @nocomprendopod   Email us with comments, questions or suggestions: nocomprendopod@gmail.com   Ramon on Instagram: @martinezcamposramon Amanda on Twitter: @amandabflynn ​ Recorded 1/16/2021 

Ramon talks about his spirit animal and teaches Amanda how to offend the boys she doesn't like (or actually does). ... We Mention: Duolingo language learning app “New Girl” TV show “Lince Ramon” song on Youtube “Puto” song by Molotov   Amanda Learns: Buenos dias = good morning  Buenas tardes = good afternoon Buenas noches = good night La noche = the night La tarde = the afternoon El dia = the day Dios = God El lince = lynx El gato = cat (male) La gata = cat (female Ella = she/her  Los gatos = cats (plural) Las gatas = cats (female plural) Ellas = them (feminine) Ellos = them (masculine) Las Muchachas = the girls   Swear of the Week: Puto = pussy (offending a guy’s macho sensibility) No seas puto = don’t be a pussy Hasta luego putos = see you later, pussies   Follow us: Instagram @nocomprendopod Twitter @nocomprendopod Facebook @nocomprendopod   Email us with comments, questions or suggestions: nocomprendopod@gmail.com   Ramon on Instagram: @martinezcamposramon Amanda on Twitter: @amandabflynn   Recorded 1/9/2021   Special thanks to Steve Flynn for suggesting the “Swear of the Week” segment.

Amanda and Ramon share their feelings about the New Year and curse at Amanda's cat. ... We Mention: Titanic (1997) New Girl Season 3 Episode 19 “Fired Up” Ramon on Instagram: @martinezcamposramon   Amanda Learns: Pinche = freaking/fucking/damn (Spanish dictionary: chef’s helper) In Mexico the ace in playing cards is called “the ass.” Wey / güey = dude (actual definition is “el toro” = the bull) Estás bien wey = you’re a dumbass (original meaning) Feliz = happy Año = year Nuevo = new Feliz año nuevo = Happy new year Ano = ass Feliz cumpleaños = happy birthday Dos mil ventiuno = twenty twenty-one Goodnight = Buenas noches Hasta pronto = See you soon   Follow us: Instagram @nocomprendopod Twitter @nocomprendopod Facebook @nocomprendopod   Email us with comments, questions or suggestions: nocomprendopod@gmail.com   Ramon on Instagram: @martinezcamposramon Amanda on Twitter: @amandabflynn     Recorded 12/31/2020

Amanda and Ramon "test drive" their first podcast episode and review some of their favorite vulgar phrases. ... Ramon Mentions: Mexican comedian Polo Polo New Girl Season 4 Episode 6 "Background Check" The Time Machine (2002)   Amanda Learns: Hijo de perra / Hija de perra = Son of a bitch / Son of a bitch (directed at a woman) Hijo de puta / Hija de puta = Son of a whore  / Son of a whore (directed at a woman) Cabrona = (female) badass (also can be derogatory depending on usage) Cabron = (male) badass (also can be derogatory depending on usage) Chingona = (female) badass / awesome Diminutivo = “little," "cute," or affectionate nickname. Example: Amandita Ve con dios = Godspeed Vayan con dios = Godspeed (spoken to more than one person)   Follow us: Instagram @nocomprendopod Twitter @nocomprendopod Facebook @nocomprendopod   Email us with comments, questions or suggestions: nocomprendopod@gmail.com   Ramon on Instagram: @martinezcamposramon Amanda on Twitter: @amandabflynn     Recorded 12/21/20   Special thanks to our “test drive” listeners: Jeff Flynn, Steve Flynn, Wendy Flynn, Ryan Eckerson, Nicole Eckerson, Jessica Penney