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We talk about dangerous children's toys, Dennys misses a reservation for dinner, and Kevin changes religion.

We play a guessing game of PPP loans and explore the menu for Bottoms. Look up loans your friends and family got: https://projects.propublica.org/coronavirus/bailouts/

We make fun of a diet cult that lives on sunshine, oh...and Denny murders Kevin's fish.

We visit Old MacDonald's farm, a fascist book burning, and Denny "interviews" council member Chris. SHOW LINKS: National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 1-800-273-8255 https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/ The Brigid Alliance supports people who must travel long distances for abortion care: https://brigidalliance.org/

We thank our listeners with pizza fails galore, including the infamous Spokane Pizza and pizza prepared by robots. Things get dark towards the end, enjoy!!!

We talk about the greatest war pilot with a name to match, a nut busting ride and a terrorist tastebud on No Cigar's 30th episode.

We warn you about the Japanese stone of death, give love to an abandoned dog, and Denny makes a cake.

On this action-packed episode of the No Cigar podcast, we cruise the jungle, visit Vegas, and monkey around.

Denny tries to pronounce Spanish names, Bruce Willis gets a lot of nominations, and cupcakes so good they'll make your mouth water. All that and more on episode #27 of the No Cigar podcast.

The bridge collapse in Pittsburg brings back bad memories of 1922, we talk Chads, and the Grim Reaper has Twix up his sleeve.

We discus and review what might be the worst movie ever, "2025 - The world enslaved by a virus". We also make fun of horrible business ideas and talk about building owners that killed (Dum Dum).

We celebrate the end of 2021 with the Grahammy Awards, Kevin goes vegan again, and actual rejected Idaho vanity plates. Here's to 2022!!!

We play a game of two lies and a truth with dead CEOs, discuss bad casseroles, and slogans for Denny's water commission campaign.

Death in crowds isn't anything new in America as we find out, also Kevin loses it on Bezos. All this and more on a Thanksgiving failure of our own, The No Cigar Podcast

We talk about the founder of "chiropractic medicine", we correctly spell Washington, and Denny closes out with an election update and an announcement of candidacy.

What happens when you mix the racist south, death, and failure? You get the Halloween edition of the No Cigar Podcast. We're on a "list" after this one.

Tennis can be a dangerous sport, we make a senate endorsement, and we talk "Soaking". This episode is NSFW, don't say we didn't warn you.

On this episode of the No Cigar Podcast: We introduce you to a man who’s work of art killed him, Kevin heads off on vacation, and I share another story about council candidate Cargill. Thanks for joining us on the Podcast about failure, the No Cigar Podcast.

We introduce you to the "Father of the Erie Canal" who had problems with his own, Fox gets shot, and our favorite city council candidate makes cookie art.

We talk our favorite breakfast cereals, the cinematic masterpiece Hook, and Rev Graham Cracker. On the self pleasuring episode of the No Cigar Podcast, Brought to you by Rev Graham Cracker's Opiate Anal Enema.