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In this special edition episode, Nick tackles several issues that hard working humans are facing today. From how to survive having to go back to the office after COIVD to your son snitching you out to the cops over your drug business. This episode will win a Governor's award from a porn star.  www.cutellicomedy.com Twitter: @ncutelli

 if you're a big fan of the NFL then this episode is for you. Because one of the biggest saddest things that NFL fans have to deal with is the void of having no football when the season is over. Almost makes summer an awful season because there's no football. In this episode, Nick tackles this historic disturbance and has solutions on how to survive this void and enjoy the off-season in a true NFL-style fashion. He even has $1 trillion sports bar idea which can quench the thirst of any NFL fans void past or present. So tune in to this episode because it's gonna win one of those ESPN awards. www.cutellicomedy.com Twitter: @ncutelli 

In this episode, Nick tackles the marketing style of the Buy One Give One charity. Such as Tom's Shoes where if you buy a pair they donate a pair to a shoeless person. Nick believes he has a method that will blow that marketing out of the water. Cause yes you can give free shoes to a person, but what do you do about the evil warlord that will just steal all the shoes for themselves. Nick believes that he has the answer. This episode will win an Emmy.  www.cutellicomedy.com  Twitter: @ncutelli   

Nick knows that bad cooking is something that can start World Wars on a global scale. Every year couples break up when they discover the person they're dating is a bad cook. In this episode, Nick scientifically believes he has the solution to up their cooking game through his own science thingy called "negative algorithm trioxide."  www.cutellicomedy.com  Twitter: @ncutelli  Clubhouse: @ncutelli 

In this controversial episode, Nick tackles one of society's toughest saviors/issues and that is heckling. Nick gives amazing solutions on how to survive not being heckled in life and if you're trying to be a standup comedian. But then there's an issue of the society need to be heckled in order to keep it in check from committing dumb things.  www.cutellicomedy.com Twitter: @ncutelli Clubhouse: @ncutelli Clubhouse Group: Nimble Urban Survivor

Don't you hate it when your boss makes you their friend and you have to spend awkward time with them outside of work. They start to take up all your personal life outside of the office and also hold the trigger to ending your career if you break the friendship. Well Nick Cutelli believes he has some perfect solutions on how you can avoid becoming your bosses friend and save your life, health, and career. You are not going to want to miss this episode bro beans.  www.cutellicomedy.com  Twitter: @ncutelli  Clubhouse: @ncutelli  Clubhouse Club: Nimble Urban Survivor

Hipsters make some amazing coffee, but going to their shops can be like visiting a different country that's not very open to other societies. In this episode, Nick believes he has the perfect survival method to survive the Hipster coffee shop and enjoy the amazing bean juice that they have to offer.  www.cutellicomedy.com Twitter: @ncutelli  Clubhouse: @ncutelli Clubhouse Club: Nimble Urban Survivor

Small businesses are the leg bones of the Earth and Ice Cream shops are the 40-year-old knees that keep it moving. In this episode, Nick gives what some call is the greatest marketing technique since the creation of the 1970's floor cleaner commercial jingle. Nick believes he has a foolproof way on how to get customers in the door and makes KaBillions of dollars. Also, he has created a cure for the virus that bleeds most ice cream shops and that is the "abusive free sample customer." You're not going to want to miss this episode.    www.cutellicomedy.com  Clubhouse: @ncutelli  Clubhouse Club: Nimble Urban Survivor  twitter: @ncutelli  Instagram: @ncutelli   

Nick knows that being a Real Estate agent can be a difficult job, because you only make money if your client follows through with their promise of buying/selling a house. Nick believes he has some great methods on how to become a solid Realtor and be able to make the sale within a month if not faster. From using lie detectors on your potential clients to the Hooters method of sales, the Nimble Urban Survivor is going to change the way homes are sold/purchased.  www.cutellicomedy.com  

In this episode, Nick solves the ancient age-old question of dealing with the wannabe office funny person. You know the person in the office that thinks they are also a stand-up comedian and ruin your life on a daily basis. Well Nick believes he has the perfect solution on how to survive these terrible wannabe comedians, save the world....again as always, and also help you get back to a healthy work life. You're not going to want to miss this episode bro beans.  www.cutellicomedy.com 

Nick tackles the greatest virus that is killing America today, worse than COVID combined with the common cold and that is the terrible office employee that you can't fire. Nick knows that in today's passive-aggressive world that it takes months even centuries to fire someone and it can still have legal/media ramifications that can hurt your company. So Nick has developed a few methods on how you can get your terrible employee to leave on their own accord and save your company billions of dollars. You will not want to miss this episode because it will save the American Economy, because terrible lazy employees are ruining it.    www.cutellicomedy.com   

We're gonna get deep and serious like the Synder Cut in this episode bro. Nick open's up old wounds and talks about his experience back in 2006 of being a substitute teacher and what he had to do in order to survive. He believes he has some techniques you can try to earn the class's attention without having to give up your insanity. You need to listen to this because Nick believes that it should be required that everyone be a substitute teacher for two years. Such how in South Korea High School grads have to serve in the military.  www.cutellicomedy.com

In a never will be nominated for an Oscar award-winning episode Nick tackles the true end of the world question, with guest co-host and doctor zombie expert Dewey Woods host of the hilarious "Uninvolved Podcast." Nick and Dewey dive in deep into an easy-to-use 1-2-3-4 step program that will help you make in the zombi-capable after-life a livable and lovable place. Listen to this episode before it's too late and you might even consider transcribing it and having it tattooed on your back.  www.cutellicomedy.com   Remember to check out my guest Dewey Woods - Host of the Uninvolved Podcast  Website:     www.uninvolvedpodcast.com Twitter:       @UninvolvedP Instagram:  @uninvolvedpodcast

We all know bro that the holiday office party can be a drunk fest, your middle-aged co-workers trying to live the party of a 21-year-old college star. In this episode, Nick breaks down a simple 6 step process to avoid having to deal with the awkwardness of the holiday office party, while still being able to save face.  www.cutellicomedy.com 

In this episode, Nick gets cray bro beans because everyone is offended by everything. From that Dr kids book guy to Mr. Potato head everyone is pissed off about everything. So how do we survive those "offendinators???" Nick gives us tips on how to survive not being offended by everything. Also, how do we shut down these people that get offended. You're not gonna wanna miss this episode because its life-changing and saving.  www.cutellicomedy.com   

In this episode, Nick tackles the age-old question of how not to get in trouble at the workplace for what you post on social media. He knows that co-workers will try and use it against you to get you fired. But Nick believes he has a 3 step process that can stop this madness from happening.    www.cutellicomedy.com 

In this episode, Nick and Liz dive into the history and world of online dating apps. From the personal ads to Amish Dates they cover everything. So if you're still deciding on what dating app to use you are definitely going to want to check out this episode.    www.cutellicomedy.com 

In this episode, Nick brings an East Coast love matchmaking specialist Liz Phillips to discuss how to survive Valentine's Day 2021. We focus on topics of love gifts versus expensive gifts and what romcoms clearly depicts Valentine's Day. Is it appropriate to have your special person send you flowers to the office and then rub it in everybody's face that you got them and they didn't? Listen and find out how to survive what could be one of the most special Valentine's Day's of your life. www.cutellicomedy.com

In this episode, Nick takes on the college educational system and gives advice on how to survive being a non-traditional college student. He believes that having a good backstory is the perfect way to blend in and fit in with your much younger students. So in the show, we've developed four scenarios that we think would work well to help you blend in. Because at the end of the day the term nontraditional student translates to the old person. www.cutellicomedy.com  

In this episode, our host Nick has lost a bet he made on the LA Rams and has to give his airtime to the "No Legs" podcast show. A podcast that takes an in debt look into the many failed TV pilots through history. They were deemed not to have what it takes to make it on the living screen and hence had no legs.  www.cutellicomedy.com