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Believe it or not, it’s the final episode of Season Four (we’ll be back soon, we promise)! Jodie and Celia cover holiday lists their kids have provided. One in a FAR more organized fashion than the rest. They then wrap up the season by unwrapping the best of some of the worst toys EVER created. Their rundown will likely leave you feeling like a turtle that just wants to hide in its shell. Not to be confused with a “Turdle” that wants to take a crap. Or, maybe both. Probably both.  YouTube: Never Thought I’d Say This  Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com Merch: www.unsweetined.com

This week, Jodie and Celia cannonball into a pool of Never Nation listener letters! They read a slew of “never thought I’d say this” moments from all of you, many of which are “Peniscentric”. Who’s surprised? From "c$@nting bitches" in fast food lines, to how many people can sit on the toilet together, they hear all about it, and love every minute.  Merch: https://unsweetined.com/ Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis YouTube: Never Thought I'd Say This Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

Celia tells Jodie about the unexpected ‘treat’ she found in her eldest daughter’s Halloween candy and how said daughter tried to ‘trick’ her into thinking it wasn’t a…nicotine vape! Our fearless leaders then discuss how to handle such situations because, honestly, who the heck actually knows how to handle such situations?! Psychology Today, that’s who. Lastly, the ladies become official official best friends. Merch: https://unsweetined.com/ Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis YouTube: Never Thought I'd Say This Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

Jodie and Celia do a Thanksgiving episode to “beat the band” (you’ll get it when you listen) where they share some of their favorite Thanksgiving fails courtesy of the interwebs. They also debrief on a few of their own Thanksgiving memories (Celia’s weirdly involve pets and their genitalia. No one knows why.) and Jodie creates a new word! Lastly, they play a round of Thanksgiving MadLibs which, goes exactly as you would expect.    Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Twitter: @ineverthoughtid YouTube: NeverThoughtIdSayThis Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com https://parenteducate.com  

The ladies discuss how to teach kids emotional intelligence while also recognizing their own patterns and (ew) feelings. Then, Sabrina shares a story from her childhood which, in turn, gives Jodie and Celia a lesson on how to raise an army of femmebots. It’s a whole education situation on NTIST this week! Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Twitter: @ineverthoughtid YouTube: NeverThoughtIdSayThis Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com https://parenteducate.com

In this episode, Celia shares an especially hard momming moment: that she failed miserably at dealing with her emotions about her daughters having a new stepmom. Celia talks about how badly she reacted to a situation, she and Jodie discuss how overwhelming co-parenting with former partners can be, and how sharing your children with other people isn’t always easy. Then, in an unprecedented moment, Jodie, Celia, and Sabrina all get the feels so seriously that strange, clear liquid leaked from their faces. Also - Jodie calls Celia out for being hormonal as only Jodie can, and Celia gives herself a new nickname. Merch: https://unsweetined.com/ Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/neverthoughtidsaythischannel Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

Jodie and Celia are following the rules this week… the Vanderpump Rules! New mama, Lala Kent, joins the ladies for this week’s show! Together they discuss how becoming a mom completely changes your life, your living space, and your relationship. Then they discuss Lala’s new book, Give Them Lala, a hilarious, real, and brutally honest collection of essays exploring her “rocky road to fame, sobriety, and beyond.” Merch: https://unsweetined.com/ Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

Celia and Jodie get down to the basics of being “basic” in this Halloween episode. They admit their love of all things pumpkin spice, share their VERY different experiences with Dorthy costumes, and get existential about candy. Speaking of candy, Jodie outs Celia for her “special” candy induced trip(s) to the grocery store which resulted in MORE pumpkin somethings. They then debrief on the blue pumpkin debate and breakdown some fun - and even crafty - Halloween ideas!  Merch: https://unsweetined.com/ Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

This week, Jodie and Celia are joined by the fabulous, and far-more-stylish-than-either-of-them-will-ever-be, Shenae Grimes Beech! They, of course, talk all things Motherhood (boobies, periods, and vaginas… ya know, the usual), and also beg her to tell them how she always looks… So. Damn. Good! Plus, Celia’s trip to Oklahoma earns Dustin a nutty new nickname, and Jodie is in Facebook jail. Again. *We tried to record this podcast while Mercury was in Retrograde. Spoiler alert: You can tell. Please forgive us for the sound issues. We blame everything. #technicaldifficulties #sorry #reallyreallysorry #blamemercury Merch: https://unsweetined.com/ Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

Jodie and Celia have reached that inevitable point where they are having to go back into society and engage with other moms. And, by engage, we obviously mean offend. Well, at least that’s what happened to Celia who WILDLY overstepped while trying to connect with one of Harper’s friend’s mom! Let’s just say that there’s no tone in text and, this b*%ch kinda forgot that. Together they talk about how tough it can be to find your mom tribe and the insanity that’s their friendship. Plus, in a special twist, they get a little grateful. But don’t worry, that #grateful comes with a heathy spoonful of sarcasm, of course. Merch: https://unsweetined.com/ Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com https://parenteducate.com 

Introducing... Who, When, Wow! A new Tinkercast original podcast from the creators of the #1 kids & family podcast, Wow in the World. Join host Rebecca Sheir on auditory journeys into the lives of history's unsung heroes and amazing humans who make us say "WOW!" This is just a preview of Who, When, Wow! But you can listen to the full episode at https://wondery.com/shows/who-when-wow/

Hope you’re ready to celebrate… another epic birthday fail. That’s right, Jodie and Celia are once again talking about craptastic birthday parties, but this time neither of them is responsible for one of the biggest, baddest, and most uncut birthday fails of all time! In fact, the word Big is built right into the fail, as well as the theme of the party, since it involves Big Foot. Because, of course it does. Then, Jodie casually admits to having one of the dorkiest birthday themes of all time! Meanwhile, Celia’s story takes the (vomit) cake. Throw in a little pizza, pickles, and vampires and you’ve got the latest from the weirdos at NTIST! Merch: https://unsweetined.com/ Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

Jodie and Celia welcome actress Diana Maria Riva to the show this week! And what a show it is – Diana is also a single mom of two kids and her “Never Thought I’d” moment basically secured her spot in the hearts of the ladies forever. They discuss everything from what type of peers your kid DOESN’T need to hang out with, to hanging out in a hammock. And, they dig into Diana’s phenomenal career where she’s constantly breaking barriers and taking on new challenges! Basically they talk about everything and a bag of 🍆! Merch: https://unsweetined.com/ Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

This weeks episode starts off a little panicked (even more so than usual). Toilets are overflowing, cars are on fire (no cats, luckily), the hosts are running late AND Producer Sabrina had to leave the ladies unsupervised this week. Celia has a "confessions of neurosis" moment where she tells on herself for losing it at a theme park. Something we're sure NO parent out there can relate to. At ALL. Plus, the ladies air their grievances about homework. Cause, homework. Hope you've stocked up on your "Mental Sticky Notes", because you're gonna need 'em!  IG/FB: @neverthoughtidsaythis YouTube: NeverThoughtIdSayThis TikTok: @neverthoughtidsaythis Show Merch: UnSweetined.com

This week, Jodie and Celia are joined by the fantastic Elisa Donovan! They discuss everything from magicians to metaphysical dreams and how it all fits into a psychic suitcase. If you just listen, it'll TOTALLY make sense. Plus, Elisa shares the story of how the death of her father inspired her new book, "Wake Me When You Leave: Love and Encouragement via Dreams from the Other Side". 

What do the Olympics, Cardi B, Jodie and Celia have in common? Not much… at all, BUT the ladies do discuss Cardi B, and how she shows that pregnant people, and moms in particular, can do ANYTHING!  Especially, in a leotard. Celia, however, found that putting on boots while extremely pregnant CAN be difficult.  She's definitely no Track & Field star, Allyson Felix (you’ll just have to listen). Today's show is a big "F*&% YEAH" to the ladies out there running (sometimes literally) the world. *We know that this power can apply to Dads, and ALL parents, but today we’re talking about some of the badass moms of the world, especially, in this Olympics! But we love ALL of our #nevernation family!

Jodie and Celia delve into the hell that is making school lunches and are in AWE of a TikTok mom that makes a gazillion sandwiches a day! They discuss just why it would be impossible for either of them to manage such a feat of super-human "mom-ness". Celia has some school lunch stories of her own, courtesy of none other than... her mother. Plus, things take one hell of a weird turn in a gondola down a VERY different type of canal. Oh boy.  FB, IG, TikTok: @NeverThoughtIdSayThis YouTube: Never Thought I'd Say This Merch: www.Unsweetined.com

Welcome to another week of NTIST! Jodie and Celia discuss some hot and, not so hot, toys that are out right now. Toys for kids, that is. Mostly. Plus, Jodie learns brand new information about John Stamos and how he's connected to Celia's favorite 'toy' of all! We promise, it's NOT what you think! Merch: https://unsweetined.com/ IG: @neverthoughtidsaythis FB: @neverthoughtidsaythis email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

This week’s pod is out and we’re re-capping summer with a little talk about good ol’ camp! Not just ANY camp, but the ‘Fyre Festival’ of kids’ camps. Because they refuse to be outdone, the ladies talk about their own camp experiences and, let's just say, Celia’s camp story sounds like something from the mind of the writer of ‘Porky’s’. So much so, that even Jodie was shocked. That says a LOT.  Don’t make us “John Cougar Melloncamp” you, just listen!! Merch: https://unsweetined.com/ Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

This week on Never Thought I'd Say This, Jodie recaps her family vacation where she was able to unplug, reboot, and realize it is, in fact, possible for everyone to enjoy each other's company! Celia, on the other hand, shares that her uterus is on its way toward a permanent vacation and introduces a new royal title that both moms embrace and run with in the exact way you suspect they would. Plus, an airing of grievances from them both to a certain boyfriend that managed to put both of his feet directly down his throat.  Merch: https://unsweetined.com/ Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com