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Nerd Fap Podcast
219 minutes | Aug 11, 2015
EP. 22 | A UNICORN SH!TTING A RAINBOW…
Episode 22 was one for the record books. We went to see Fantastic Four and we did our best to remain positive. Ian was saving the Spotted Owl in the mountains of Kilimanjaro, in his stead — ZACH ATTACK decided to join us in the Lair! We gave away $175 in Best Buy Gift Cards to 3 lucky winners, listen in and find out if you are one of those lucky individuals. Round 2 of Superfight was epic! The Easter Bunny, a Wooly Mammoth, Olivias Mother, and Ryan passed on Rick Grimes (what the bloody #!@#?) all made an appearance in the best game of Superfight...since the last game. Tons of nerd news was discussed around the table: The Martian, Ready Player One, MirrorsEdge, Game of Thrones, and so much more. The C.R.A.P.P.E.R. question had us talking about our favorite super hero outfit and the NASFAP now has the best field of choices we have ever seen. When I say the picks are incredible, I mean — I N C R E D I B L E! It all begins the moment you hit the play button, so get right on that and enjoy the show! LISTEN NOW
219 minutes | Aug 4, 2015
EP. 21 | I JUST WENT FROM 6-TO-MIDNIGHT…
This week, 4 Fappers are in the Lair along with 1 very special guest…Megan! That’s right folks! The Hostess with the mostest returns for our review of Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation! Kurtis was hunting African laden swallows in South America and couldn’t make it this week unfortunately. The Fappers introduce a new segment from the guys over at Skybound…S U P E R F I G H T! We have purchased all the expansions and are introducing the Superfight segment. Each week for 30 minutes we will do a lightning round of Superfight…the ultimate Epic Nerd Battle Game for Nerds, by Nerds. We talk about all the news this week: Game of Thrones, Crow reboot, Deadpool trailer, and Spider-Man appearing in Civil War! The NASFAP is full of information and with 2 extra votes from Megan, the stakes are high. We find out about the Fappers favorite horses of all time when we turn on the C.R.A.P.P.E.R. — And of course we let you know whether you should go rogue and accept the impossible mission or let it self-destruct. Episode 21 folks…let’s get ready for 3.5 hours of fun family entertainment! LISTEN NOW!
193 minutes | Jul 28, 2015
EP. 20 | BEASTYROBOTITY
The Fappers dive into the 8-bit world and review Pixels this week. Kurtis had a previous engagement, so first time guest host Kim joins us in the Lair. Kurtis phones in his NASFAP picks and we may have a new leader on the FAP Market Leaderboard. Lots of news made the list on Ep. 20: X-Men/Fantastic Four crossover, Gotham Season 2, Bugs Bunny celebrates his silver years, Sharknado 4, and Goosebumps upcoming hit or miss? The CRAPPER gets in touch with the force…and the Fappers argue over who would make the best Jedi. Join us to find out about our 20th episode giveaway, valued at $175.00! Will the Fappers agree with the critics? Will we strike out on our own and love Pixels? Find out now to ensure you have the latest and most important nerd news. Fap on! LISTEN NOW
198 minutes | Jul 21, 2015
EP. 19 | DEHYDRATING POPCORN FARTS…
Nerdfap spends a little time with Ant-Man this week. Find out if we need to call an Exterminator. All the hosts are in the house this week. We spend some time camping with Mr. Cray Puhr. We explore the finer points of the NASFAP and realize that next week is going to be brutal! Ian shares his adventure/vacation in California. We review a ton of breaking news. And finally we discover our hidden super powers that nobody knows we have. All in this episode of the Nerdfap Podcast! Listen Now!
207 minutes | Jul 14, 2015
EP. 18 | NOTHING LIKE GLOW IN THE DARK DISCHARGE…
The Fappers have one HELL of a show to tackle this week. Coming hot off the heels of E3, the Nerdfap Crew have another gigantic obstacle presenting itself in SDCC. With trailers coming out that make even the most composed Nerd scream for joy, we take on the piles of information coming from the Diego of San. Star Wars, Deadpool, Suicide Squad, and the Walking Dead just to name a few. Kurtis reports back on his pilgrimage to the Con of Cons. We spend some time in the NASFAP, and we get another great write in from Mr. Cray Puhr, himself. Join us for our 18th episode and spend some time with the nerdiest bunch of nerds in the galaxy. Fap on!
229 minutes | Jul 7, 2015
EP. 17 |♪ THE BEST PART OF WAKING UP…IS YOUR HAND IN MY BUTT♫
This week the Fappers take on SKYNET as we watch the 5th installment from the Terminator franchise. 5 for 5 are in the Lair as we review all the latest rumors and news. From the Legend trailer, Bruce Campbell, the new Steve Jobs movie, and the latest Batman DLC. A few fans called/wrote in this week and we discuss who would win in a fight…Iron Man or Batman? The NASFAP was looking pretty bleak this week, find out if we lost our fortunes with squandered opportunities. The winner of the Cyber Lootcrate was announced, and we dive into another fantastic CRAPPER question. Find out if Terminator: Genisys is worth your time or if you should just watch original one again and call it a day. It’s all in one jam-packed episode for your listening pleasure. It all starts right meow! Fap on!
226 minutes | Jun 30, 2015
EP. 16 | A BULLET BILL FLESHLIGHT…
This week on the Nerdfap all 5 hosts were reunited. The News drives some heated debate. Matt and Ian go head to head over Xbox vs. PS4. Mr. Cray Puhr sends in another great question. We get a little emotional reviewing Inside Out. We discuss all the new releases heading to store shelves, along with some great movies and games in, “What you’ve been watching.” We will be giving away another Lootcrate this week and to enter just share or retweet the episode. Everyone has a chance to win the June: Cyber Crate! Last but not least, find out if Pixar does it again when we dive into some grey matter and hope to come out with something other than a frontal lobotomy.
215 minutes | Jun 23, 2015
EP. 15 | IT SMELLS LIKE…DWARF OVUM
This week we record Episode 15 early due to some of us traveling next week. The Interview is the movie pick this week and the Fappers let you know how we felt about this controversial comedy. Silverwolf had its 1 year anniversary, and we were there. Olivia recaps here E3 journey. Joey steps up to replace Kurtis while he is away at the Black Tuna Canary. The Fappers are getting into Video Games even more than usual and we spend a good amount of time on E3 News. Lastly, the NASFAP misses Kurtis and will his lack of involvement be a good or bad thing for his picks? The Crapper spoils things for Game of Thrones fans and we answer what we think is coming in Season 6. Find out what else by tuning in and enjoy the show!
228 minutes | Jun 17, 2015
EP. 14 | ELECTRO SHOCK GENITAL THERAPY…
The Fappers spend a ton of time focused on E3 and the wonderful news coming from the LA Convention Center. The NASFAP gets turned on its ear with hosts scrambling to keep up with the amazing games coming soon. We review Jurassic World, and Olivia wins a contest to visit E3 on Disney Infinity’s dime. We announce the winners of the Lootcrate boxes that we are giving away! Join us for a fun-filled evening…FAP ON!
207 minutes | Jun 9, 2015
EP.13 | DOUBLE FISTING FUN BAGS…
Episode 13 is supposed to be unlucky. Lets find out if Lady Luck is with Entourage, since every other woman in California seems to be. The Fappers sit down and enjoy a night filled with entertainment and maniacal laughter. Megan stops by as a guest host. Ian takes the week off, and we have a grand old-time. Many topics arise in this episode. We receive an email from Mr. Cray Puhr the existentialist who always sends in great questions. We discuss adult entertainment, and boy does it get raunchy. We cover the NASFAP with (2) new additions. Latest news including the new Full House Lifetime dupe, Mission Impossible, and Witcher 3. It is a fun night to be a Nerdfap fan and to show our appreciation we will be giving away (2) Lootcrate boxes. Oh, what lucky fans we have! Just share or retweet this episode to win. Have fun and thanks for listening!
198 minutes | Jun 2, 2015
EP.12 | IT’S SALTY AND SWEET…
Full house in the lair this week. Five sat around the table for Episode 12. Matt, Ian, Ryan, Kurtis, and Olivia. We took a chance on Arnold and watched Maggie. The Fappers mix up the NASFAP with a little Fap Trivia. We talk about Kung Fury, Matt plays Witcher 3, and Ryan attempts to bail himself out of NASFAP bankruptcy. Find out if the Maggie is worth the trip to the theaters, a digital download on iTunes, or if it should wither away quietly into that good night…
204 minutes | May 26, 2015
EP.11 | TINKER BELL AFTER SHE GOT OUT OF REHAB…
Nerdfap: Ian, Matt, Olivia and Kurtis sit down this week to review Tomorrowland. Ryan wasn’t able to make it, but he did get his NASFAP picks in. A crazy, late night with the Fappers as we have a blast with the email questions, give away a few prizes, and talk about the latest news. The NASFAP is starting to drudge up some derision and politicking. Stick around for the Tomorrowland review as the table is split on whether this movie is worth your time or not. We talk about old Batman games, Witcher 3, Doom, Supergirl and so much more. Enjoy the show and Fap On!
214 minutes | May 19, 2015
EP.10 | WELL…YOU’RE A MARVEL DIPSHIT!
We have a full house tonight as we dive into the Mad Max universe. The NASFAP gets some new picks and the Fappers spend some time reflecting on their first 10 episodes. We get our weekly voicemail from Phoenix, Maine. Mark, Erica, and Paul get a shout out. And we review our toughest movie yet, certain to drive up the controversy level to 10! Enjoy the show and we will also announce the contest for the Noble Book Collection and the $25.00 gift card to Silverwolf this week, so look for that coming soon. FAP ON!!
237 minutes | May 13, 2015
EP.9 | SEE IF YOU CAN WHACK IT BEFORE YOU FALL ASLEEP…
This week on Nerdfap: Special guests enter the Lair and must prove themselves worthy of entry. Brad, Taylor and Zach from the Reel Nerds/Nebulus Visions drop by. Ryan was out this week on a peacekeeping mission in Sweden. Olivia, Ian, Matt and Kurtis lead the conversation. This week we review Inception, discuss James Bond, talk about Hugh Jackman, and so much more. The NASFAP gets heated. We drop an epic nerd battle between Brad and Taylor. Lastly, we have a shitload of fun! FAP ON!!
77 minutes | May 12, 2015
D20 INTERVIEW: BRADLEY HAAG
It was a night we won’t soon forget. When I heard that Brad was coming to California I was so very excited to have him on our show and to get the chance to sit down with him with the microphones on. The evening was spent reminiscing about old times, collecting new memories, and discovering things we didn’t know. Brad has been an inspiration in our lives and I know you will find the discussion refreshing and funny. So spend the next hour with the Fappers and an honorary member of the Nerd Fap Crew: Bradley Haag.
213 minutes | May 5, 2015
EP.8 | THE BUTTON THAT MAKES THE BIG “O” SOUND…
This week on Nerdfap: The Avenger’s Age of Ultron! The NASFAP gets heated and revamped this week. We talk about Suicide Squad, True Detective and our dream man/woman caves. Marvel: the potential rise and fall of a giant. Olivia pees her pants she laughs so hard. Ian is hilarious as always. Ryan takes a stand. Matt loves the Fappers and all they bring to the show. The fans show up in droves this week and really ask some great questions! Don’t miss a second of our in-depth review, as we let you know if Marvel does it again!
202 minutes | Apr 28, 2015
EP.7 | HE’D PROBABLY BE SEXING CHICKENS…
This week on Nerdfap: All five hosts are at the Lair this week. We review Age of Adaline and go around the horn. We discuss Free Comic Book Day. We announce our winner for the $50 gift card to Ottos. The CRAPPER and NASFAP were a blast as well. Tons of news to discuss: Joker photo, Arrow and Flash spin-off, Beauty and the Beast news, Silent Hill was cancelled. Enjoy the show!
183 minutes | Apr 21, 2015
EP.6 | SK8ER BOI…SEE YOU LATER BOY!
This week on Nerdfap: Django Unchained comes out with guns blazing. After an amazing week at Star Wars Celebration, the Fappers review the event. We shake up the NASFAP and turn it on its ear. Olivia and Matt watch Gone Girl. We find out Kurtis loves Avril Lavigne. We have a ton of fun this week and cant wait for you to listen. Please let us know how we are doing and enjoy the show!
163 minutes | Apr 14, 2015
EP.5 | I’VE GOT A BIG BROWN DEEK…
All of the Fappers are in the house this week! Matt, Ryan, Olivia, Ian and Kurtis hop into Jean-Claude Van Dammes Damn Van. We discuss Terminator, HBO Now, comics, new releases, and of course, our NASFAP picks this week. It gets hot and heavy as the cast from JCVDDV drop by our podcast. So, enjoy the show and as always...FAP ON!
155 minutes | Apr 7, 2015
EP. 4 | WHAT’S UP BRIAN…
Matt, Ryan, Ian and Olivia put the pedal to the metal when we go see the latest installment from the Fast and Furious franchise. Will we blow a gasket or get the checkered flag in the winners circle? Lots to cover in the news this week, the NASFAP was brutal…again, and we dive into what we have been watching this week. Epic Nerd Battle dropped in this episode and it was a blast. Lastly, we say goodbye to Paul Walker.
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