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Hold your applause, maniacs, because this week we're talking another Michael Caine "paycheck" movie with 1981's The Hand, directed by Oliver Stone. While we get into how ridiculous this thing is, we also discuss topics such as buying milk with a ring, our pajama histories, and a lot of Black Sheep references. If you haven't subscribed to our Patreon yet, drop that Caramello and sign up! Tonight we'll be hosting our very first Discord livestream exclusive to patrons at 8 PM EST. Which yinzer trash-terpiece will we watch together: The Majorettes or Flesh Eater? The choice is yours! If you want to hear more episodes featuring the cast of The Hand, you can hear about more Michael Caine with Jaws: The Revenge (episode 251), Viveca Lindfors in Creepshow (episode 104) and Silent Madness (episode 175), and Charles Fleischer in Bad Dreams (episode 35), A Nightmare On Elm Street (episode 74), and Deadly Friend (episode 255).

Break out the Fiddle Faddle, maniacs! This week we wrap up Lucio Fulci's Gates Of Hell trilogy with 1981's The House By The Cemetery. While we try to dissect this wacky flick, we also discuss other topics such as Dane Cook movies, America's favorite cartoon character Yogi The Monkey, and what we love to dip pretzels into.   Don't forget to check out our Patreon! This month's bonus episode finds us playing the Can't Hardly Wait game. We're also one week away from our first Discord livestream, exclusive to patrons. Will we watch The Majorettes or Flesh Eater? The decision is yours if you drop the Caramello and sign up!   Want to check out what we thought of the rest of Fulci's Gates Of Hell trilogy? Check out our previous episodes on The Beyond (episode 168) and City Of The Living Dead (episode 192).

Bust out those phone books, maniacs, because this week we're taking a look at the William Lustig slasher Relentless from 1989! While we unpack this stacked cast and drink our orange juice, we also discuss topics such as answering machine exposition, Robert Loggia at Taco Bell, and Bob Hoskins pajamas. Don't forget to check out our Patreon, as this month's bonus episode finds us playing the Can't Hardly Wait game! We'll also have our very first Discord livestream two weeks from now (March 22nd at 8 PM EST) and the only way to vote on which movie we'll do and watch it with us is to become a patron. Will we be watching The Majorettes or Flesh Eater? The choice is yours! Want more realistic slasher flick discussion? Check out our previous episodes on He Knows You're Alone (episode 6), Eyes Of A Stranger (episode 24), Final Exam (episode 39), and The Killing Hour (episode 54).

Hold onto your baguettes, maniacs! We're headed to Cannes for 1982's The Last Horror Film (aka Fanatic) starring everyone's favorite maniac, Joe Spinell. While we dissect this guerrilla-style film, we also discuss topics such as baked macaroni and cheese, the secret ingredient at Parkin's Pizzeria, and what happens when you stab someone in the back of their back.   Check out our Patreon today, as we've posted a brand new bonus episode where we play the Can't Hardly Wait game. What is that, you ask? Sign up, tune in and find out! As a patron, you can also vote on our very first Discord livestream happening on Wednesday March 22nd at 8 PM EST. Will we watch The Majorettes or Flesh Eater? The choice is yours!   Want more movies about movies? Check out our episodes on Death By Dialogue (episode 12), Demons (episode 135), Fade To Black (episode 201), Effects (episode 208), Scream (episode 242), Blood Theatre (episode 245), Popcorn (episode 283), and In The Mouth Of Madness (episode 285)

Do you read Sutter Cane, maniacs? We're wrapping up this installment of 90s Month with the final entry in John Carpenter's apocalypse trilogy: 1994's In The Mouth Of Madness! Joining us to chat about this one is Lance's film partner Matt Schultz from Locust Street Media. While we take a trip to Hobb's End, we also discuss topics such as what toppings we would get on our free Book It pizzas, Gregg's aversion to book destruction, and pulling pranks on your passengers. If you haven't subscribed to our Patreon yet, check it out! February's bonus episode finds us counting down our top 5 Wes Craven films! Can't get enough of the Brain Boys talking about John Carpenter? Check out our previous episodes on Christine (episode 37), The Thing (episode 229), Prince Of Darkness (episode 261) and Halloween (episode 268).

Time to report to the principal's office, maniacs! The penultimate episode of 90s Month finds us in 1998 with the Robert Rodriguez flick The Faculty. While we break down this all-star cast, we also discuss topics such as this movie's similarities to Can't Hardly Wait, an unfortunate haircut, and the burning question we all ask: is the singer of Eve 6 in this movie?   If you haven't checked out our Patreon yet, this month's bonus episode finds us counting down our top 5 John Carpenter movies. Tune in!   Need more Neon Brainiacs episodes about high school? Check out our previous entries on Prom Night (episode 38), The Majorettes (episode 55), Trick Or Treat (episode 59), Society (episode 77), The New Kids (episode 87), Cutting Class (episode 89), Better Off Dead (episode 100), The Wraith (episode 154), and Scream (episode 242).

Hit the snack bar before tuning in, maniacs, because week 2 of 90s Month finds us talking the cult classic Popcorn starring Jill Schoelen and Dee Wallace from 1991. While we dissect this oft-hidden gem, we also discuss topics such as Lance's previous work hosting marathons in an old theater, what might be the worst haircut in cinema history, and which prop from this movie Gregg so desperately needs. And tune in for the triumphant return of Maniac Feedback at the end of the episode! Be sure to join our Patreon as well, as this month's bonus episode finds us discussing our top 5 Wes Craven films! Want to hear us discuss more works from Jill Schoelen and Dee Wallace? Check out our episodes on The Stepfather (episode 27), Cujo (episode 80), Critters (episode 86), Cutting Class (episode 89), and The Howling (episode 166).

Time to bust out those flannel shirts again, maniacs, because 90s Month is back! We're kicking it off with the return of Freddy Krueger in Wes Craven's New Nightmare. We chat about the film that kicked off the meta horror craze and discuss other topics such as Ben's disdain for a certain child actor, our new sitcom catchphrase, and what piece of clothing Lance sheds during every episode. It might not be what you think. Be sure to join our Patreon as well, as this month's bonus episode finds us discussing our top 5 Wes Craven films! If you want to hear more discussion on our favorite Springwood slasher, check out our episodes on the original (episode 74), part 2 (episode 231), part 3 (episode 22), part 4 (episode 125), part 5 (episode 177), and our lockdown bonus episode of our top 5 Elm Street entries.  

Arrrrrre you rrrrrready, outlanders!? This week we're finishing January with another trip to the King well with 1984's Children Of The Corn. While we try (and fail) to keep the Korn jokes to a minimum, we discuss topics such as collect-call numbers from the 90s, living off of free Sheetz coupons in college, and we tell the tale of meeting the film's director on a chance encounter at our old alma mater. If you haven't checked out our brand new Patreon yet, please do! January's bonus episode finds us counting down our top 5 films by the Master Of Horror, John Carpenter. It's been a bit since we've covered a Stephen King adaptation, but if you wanna hear more about the GOAT, check out our episodes on Creepshow 2 (episode 8), Silver Bullet (episode 32), Christine (episode 37), Maximum Overdrive (episode 73), Cujo (episode 80), Creepshow (episode 104), Cat's Eye (episode 226), The Running Man (episode 237), and Firestarter (episode 244).

We're talking about Harry Potter this week, maniacs, but it's probably not the one you're thinking. We're discussing Troll from 1986, featuring an all-star cast that includes everyone's favorite Neon Brainiacs regular, Michael Moriarty. Joining us to chat about the movie is the other half of Locust Street Entertainment, Matt Schultz! We also talk about other topics such as Sonny Bono's cool bachelor pad, why Torok likes Godzilla so much, and we also have a spirited discussion about Grape Nuts. Stick around for another round of Maniac Feedback too, where we discuss your least favorite creature effects!   If you haven't checked out our brand new Patreon yet, please do! January's bonus episode finds us counting down our top 5 films by the Master Of Horror, John Carpenter.   Wanna hear us discuss more of John Carl Buechler's special effects mastery? Check out our episodes on Cellar Dweller (episode 10), Terrorvision (episode 21), From Beyond (episode 75), Trancers (episode 88), Halloween 4: The Return Of Michael Myers (episode 112), A Nightmare On Elm Street Part 4: The Dream Master (episode 125), Dolls (episode 137), and Ghoulies (episode 243).  

It's our party and we'll die if we want to, maniacs! This week's episode drops on the eve of Gregg's birthday, so what better movie to discuss than the J. Lee Thompson slasher Happy Birthday To Me. We also discuss topics such as the haziness of the age of the main characters in this movie and what their school is exactly, cheating in a dirt bike competition, and our new favorite learning institution: Buttworth University. If you haven't checked out our brand new Patreon yet, please do! January's bonus episode finds us counting down our top 5 films by the Master Of Horror, John Carpenter. Want to hear about more slashers from 1981? Check out our previous episodes on My Bloody Valentine (episode 23), Eyes Of A Stranger (episode 24), The Prowler (episode 96), Madman (episode 140), and Bloody Birthday (episode 151).

You're gonna need a bigger lawnmower this week, manias, because this week we're talking the 1989 Jaws parody Blades. Tune in as we discuss this goofy flick and other topics such as Ben's idea for a Doritos spokesperson, Lance's aversion to becoming a professional golfer, and a cast member who was also in "that sexy Amish movie". If you haven't checked out our brand new Patreon yet, please do! January's bonus episode finds us counting down our top 5 films by the Master Of Horror, John Carpenter. Wanna hear us talk about more silly 80s horror? Check out our episodes on Terrorvision (episode 21), Killer Klown From Outer Space (episode 26), The Video Dead (episode 69), Blood Diner (episode 128), Return Of The Killer Tomatoes (episode 158), Vampire's Kiss (episode 167), C.H.U.D. II (episode 187), and The Burbs (episode 200).

They're here, maniacs! We're closing out 2022 with a total banger: Tobe Hooper's 1982 haunted house classic Poltergeist. While we talk about a ton of lore around this movie and franchise, we also discuss topics such as differing opinions on Pizza Hut, similarities to Nightmare On Elm Street, and everyone's favorite sassy Pittsburgh aunt Zelda Rubinstein. If you want to grab one of our new shirts, the pre-order closes in just a few days! The design can bee seen on our social media, and you can DM us or email us for ordering instructions. $30 gets you a shirt and some extra gooides shipped in the US. Live outside of America? No worries, just contact us and we'll work it out! For more talk on the directorial works of Tobe Hooper, check out our episodes on The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (episode 99), Lifeforce (episode 228), and The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (episode 265).

Don't touch that lamp, maniacs! This week we're wrapping up our analysis of the 80s Amityville sequels with Amityville: The Evil Escapes, and this time it's not the house that's haunted... it's the lamp! Join us as we discuss this goofy made-for-television movie and other topics such as Pizza Hut's Book-It program, houses that fart through electrical cords, and our new son Peanut Head. Also, Lance implores our listeners to come up with Neon Brainiacs bingo cards! Our new t-shirt is up for pre-order until January 1st! You can check out the design on our Instagram and send us a DM or email for ordering instructions. Want to hear us talk about some other bizarre sequels? Check out our episodes on Friday The 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (episode 82), The Hills Have Eyes Part II (episode 83), Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (episode 99), Return Of The Living Dead Part II (episode 116), Silent Night Deadly Night 3: Better Watch Out (episode 119), Psycho II (episode 149), Return Of The Killer Tomatoes (episode 158), Slumber Party Massacre II (episode 178), and Poltergeist II: The Other Side (episode 185).

We're flying in 3-D this week, maniacs, as we continue our exploration of the Amityville sequels with 1983's Amityville 3-D! Joining us to dissect this one are Sarah and Amanda from the Ghoul On Ghoul podcast. While we chat about this early vehicle for both Meg Ryan and Lori Loughlin, we also discuss topics such as the horror of botflies, people whose faces look like rats, and stealing boats. Our new t-shirt is up for pre-order until January 1st! You can check out the design on our Instagram and send us a DM or email for ordering instructions. Wanna hear more episodes featuring the Ghouls? Check out our episodes on The Company Of Wolves (episode 50), Friday The 13th Part VIII (episode 82), A Return To Salem's Lot (episode 101), Dial Code Santa Claus (episode 171), The Lair Of The White Worm (episode 199), Night Of The Comet (episode 224), and Invitation To Hell (episode 263).

We're headed to Ocean Avenue, maniacs! For the next three weeks we'll be digging into the first handful of sequels in the Amityville Horror franchise, starting with 1982's Amityville II: The Possession! While we talk about the varying degrees of upsetting elements of this movie, we also discuss topics such as spooky wind, showering at night versus showering in the morning, and the merits of mall pizza. Don't forget to get in touch with us to snag the new shirt we have for pre-order! You can check out the design/mockup on our social media profiles, and secure yours with a DM on Facebook, Instagram or Twitter. You can also email us if that's more your speed. They're $30 shipped in the United States along with some extra goodies. Live outside of the US? No worries! Get in contact with us and we'll work it all out. Want to hear us discuss more work by the stars of Amityville II? Listen to us discuss Diane Franklin in TerrorVision (episode 21) and Better Off Dead (episode 100); Burt Young in Blood Beach (epsiode 91); and Jack Magner in Firestarter (episode 244).

We're ready to pump you up, maniacs! This week we're talking about the exercise-sploitation slasher(?)/ghost(?)/corporate espionage(?) flick Death Spa from 1988! Tune in as we try to determine how many types of movies this film actually is and discuss other topics such as asking Ken Foree to sit on a grown man, a character who looks like a version of Jim Henson you don't want to meet in a bar, and all the wonderful things a computer ghost is capable of. Want to hear about more wacky ghost movies? Check out our previous episodes on Bad Dreams (episode 35), Ghosthouse (episode 138), Witchtrap (episode 144), Blood Beat (episode 169), and Poltergeist II: The Other Side (episode 185).

Happy Thanksgiving, maniacs! We're doing some double-dipping ourselves this week and bringing you a special bonus episode where we re-discuss the topic of our very first episode, 1987's holiday slasher classic Blood Rage! We discuss the film (again) and talk topics such as bad places to keep extra dishes at work, having Thanksgiving dinner with strangers, and the lack of spatial awareness many characters possess in this movie. If you REALLY want to, you can check out our original episode on Blood Rage; but fair warning, it hardly resembles the profile of our show today.

We've reached the finale of our Thanksgiving Buffet II theme and we're closing it out with the debut of a big-deal director: Peter Jackson's Bad Taste from 1987! While we make our way down to New Zealand, we also discuss topics such as tertiary characters from Full House, dangerous toys we had as children, and camera tricks on a budget. Wanna hear us get silly on the show? Check out these comedies we've covered in the past: Terrorvision (episode 21), Killer Klowns From Outer Space (episode 26), Night Of The Creeps (epsiode 52), Return Of The Living Dead (episode 81), Better Off Dead (episode 100), Fright Night (episode 102), Blood Diner (episode 128), The Evil Dead (episode 160), and The Burbs (episode 200).

Watch out for flying fish, maniacs! We continue our Thanksgiving Buffet II theme this week with 1981's Piranha II: The Spawning, which may or may not have been directed by James Cameron. Tune in as we discuss this unnecessary sequel and other topics such as trading R.L. Stine's Goosebumps books, using the term "deader", and Lance Henriksen's aversion to touching a certain part of the male anatomy.   Want to hear us discuss more films produced by Roger Corman? Check out our episodes on Chopping Mall (episode 14), Mountaintop Motel Massacre (episode 92), Hunter's Blood (episode 93), Sorority House Massacre (episode 126), Slumber Party Massacre (episode 127), Stripped To Kill (episode 129), Slumber Party Massacre II (episode 178), Humanoids From The Deep (episode 181), and Lords Of The Deep (episode 249).