Listen Now

eD! and Jeff discuss stupid work cliches, Apple’s lossless music plans, weird-ass dreams, and the return of the single greatest food mascot in the history of food mascots!

eD! and Jeff discuss all the goings-on from the WWDC keynote last week, reverse tramp-stamps, eD!’s history with cars, and dumb fitness routines!

eD! and Jeff discuss beard coloring, a shared hatred of a beloved movie musical, and dad stereotypes!

eD!, Jeff, and Dave discuss bullshit holidays, a new theme for Dave’s News Corner, and the latest installment of Tales of the In-Laws, “The Day The Lights Went Out”!

eD! and Jeff talk about Jeff’s new computer, and, in honor of Dave’s completion of another lap around the sun, regale you once again with the story of Dave’s 21st birthday!

eD!, Jeff, and Dave discuss how many iPhone chargers is too many, Jeff and Dave’s experience getting the COVID-19 vaccine, and pillows made for giant-ass heads! We also talk about that U2 album that no one wanted that Apple gave us all, because y’boys do not let shit go! Source

eD! and Jeff talk about all the going’s on at Apple’s Spring Loaded event, and gadzooks they’re gonna spend so much money. They also talk about Jeff’s 3-year-old’s first outing with her kickball league and Jeff’s 3rd grader playing lacrosse, but let’s be honest, you’re really here for the Apple stuff, but whatever we have lives outside of shiny new crap, too! (Well, Jeff does. eD!, not so much.) Episode Details “A Moment of Silence for eD!’s Apple Card” “A Moment of Silence for eD!’s Apple Card” Source

In A Christmas Moose, eD! mentioned that he had a few episodes that he had yet to finish editing from the end of 2020 that he would finish up and release “soon”. But, if 2020 showed us anything, it’s that time has no meaning, so “soon” can be whenever we want it to be and, in this case, it’s now! A list of some of the hot and still very topical subjects discussed: Presidential debates!Considering watching “Ted Lasso”!Dong clamps!eD! not having watched “Ted Lasso”!Picking up a recently-purchased iPhone 12 Pro!Okay, Jeff, we get it, you like “Ted Lasso”!“Wiggly” versus “jiggly”!Other TV that isn’t “Ted Lasso”, mercifully!Jeff disappoints Sunshine!And so much more! We’re not kidding about the “so much more”, by the way — this is a four-hour episode. Strap in, get some comfy headphones (’cause Dave didn’t do a damn thing to the audio so it might not be our best listening experience), and prepare for nonsense that makes more sense and beats the runtime out of “Zack Snyder’s Justice League”! Source

Jeff has binged a new show that he’s ashamed of! Cyclists being assaulted by nature! Tales of the In-Laws! And a discussion on how no one should give a damn about Potato Heads, there’s more important shit going on if you didn’t notice! We also talk about breakthroughs in Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup technology, cookie considerations, awkward Google searches eD! is not going to do, and Dave’s life is in eD! and Jeff’s hands, so he’s probably screwed! And since there’s no reason why you wouldn’t want to buy some dope as hell Art Deco Cats coloring pages, you can pick that goodness up here! Source

eD!, Jeff, and Dave discuss their shared love of the rom-coms on Netflix and The Hallmark Channel, Dave shares a Tale of The In-Laws, eD! and Jeff listen to a Dave’s News Corner about illegal lunch meat, and all agree that olive loaf is weird! Also, eD! finally watched “Ted Lasso” and makes Jeff wait until the end of the episode to talk about it because, let’s be honest, occasionally eD! is a complete dick. Source

eD! and Jeff are joined by the newly-married Dave and Lisa to discuss their wedding, their honeymoon, Dave’s incredible dance moves, manicures and pedicures, and other horrors that the mind can barely comprehend! Source

Right when this podcast got started, Dave, our producer and all-around dumb dumpster-fire of a friend, met Lisa, a woman whose only fault is that she decided to continue to date Dave this whole time, despite that she could do way, way, waaaaaaaaaaay better. In 2019, Dave finally got his shit together and decided to ask Lisa to marry him. Despite our continued warnings about what sort of a terrible idea that’d be, Lisa accepted. In 2021, despite the non-stop Get Out of Bad Choices Free cards the Universe gave her, Lisa and Dave got married, and eD! and Jeff are here to tell you all about it! Also: eD! has a new M1 MacBook Pro! The secret petty history of the iPhone! And we spend so much time just shitting on Dave, it’s honestly a great time for us (although maybe not so much for Dave, but who cares tbh?). Source

eD! and Jeff discuss “Big Mouth”, “The Mandalorian”, the live-action Spider-Verse, the AirPods Max, a brief review of Apple Fitness+, and eD! makes his Annual Sports Joke! Also “reindeer” are now “Christmas Moose”. Deal with it, asshole. Source

eD! and Jeff talk about the 2020 presidential election, excellent coloring books you should buy, and all the stuff announced at Apple’s “One More Thing” event! Since only a massive idiot wouldn’t want this, and we all know you’re not a massive idiot, you can pick up the Columbo Day coloring book eD! mentions on Etsy here. It’s $3, don’t be an ass-face and pick one up for yourself! Source

eD! and Jeff talk about everything that happened at the “Hi, Speed” Apple Event, and spend a moment mourning our bank accounts come November 6th. They also answer all the burning questions you probably had after the event ended: Will eD! and Jeff be buying a HomePod mini? (Yes, c’mon now.)Did Apple do enough with the iPhone 12 to convince them to upgrade? (Yes, they announced it, the bar isn’t exactly high.)Is eD! still bitter about the iPad mini not getting an update last month? (Not really, but he couldn’t think of another thing to ask in this description, and this was the first thing he thought of, so maybe?) If you listen to only one podcast while mindlessly staring at the Apple Store app waiting for the pre-orders for the iPhone 12 to start, make it this one (and then re-evaluate your need to make really odd and specific boundaries for yourself)! Source

eD! and Jeff talk about Chadwick Boseman, Sabretooth casting rumors, and singles from movie soundtracks that are very good! Source

eD! and Jeff talk about all the happenings at the “Time Flies” Apple Event, and discuss the Microsoft Surface Duo! Also, technically this episode is made in partnership with Microsoft, or sponsored by Microsoft, or something like that? We explain it in the episode, and hopefully that makes the FTC less likely to smack eD! around! Source

Having done this podcast for 197 more episodes than anyone ever thought they would, eD! and Jeff bring Nearly Coherent back to its roots: spending a bunch of time making fun of Dave, who finally accounts for where the hell he’s been all this time, and marveling at the quality of the Dave’s News Corner story he brought with him! If you have any follow-up questions about Dave’s News Corner, please direct them to @DaveintheStudio on Twitter. Source

eD! and Jeff talk with the podcast’s #1 Fan, Sandy, about Nova Scotia, Canadian music, awkward injuries, and embarrassing YouTube channel-subscription accidents that certain people won’t ever live down! We also don’t mention our unplanned hiatus at all, since this was recorded before that happened, so you’ll have to leave that mystery on the back burner for now — sorry, people who complained about waiting for a new episode to us on Twitter and are demanding explanations! Source

eD! tells a story that’s been haunting him since childhood, Jeff breaks our brains with “Jeopardy!” facts, they talk about how weirdly high the bar is for what counts as news now, and reactions to the deal between AMC Theaters and Universal Studios! If you want to see the web comic that eD! talked about — and if you don’t you’re a damn fool — they’re all right here: Alien Cadets 1Alien Cadets 2Alien Cadets 3 Source