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eD! and Jeff talk about the 2020 presidential election, excellent coloring books you should buy, and all the stuff announced at Apple’s “One More Thing” event! Since only a massive idiot wouldn’t want this, and we all know you’re not a massive idiot, you can pick up the Columbo Day coloring book eD! mentions on Etsy here. It’s $3, don’t be an ass-face and pick one up for yourself! Source

eD! and Jeff talk about everything that happened at the “Hi, Speed” Apple Event, and spend a moment mourning our bank accounts come November 6th. They also answer all the burning questions you probably had after the event ended: Will eD! and Jeff be buying a HomePod mini? (Yes, c’mon now.)Did Apple do enough with the iPhone 12 to convince them to upgrade? (Yes, they announced it, the bar isn’t exactly high.)Is eD! still bitter about the iPad mini not getting an update last month? (Not really, but he couldn’t think of another thing to ask in this description, and this was the first thing he thought of, so maybe?) If you listen to only one podcast while mindlessly staring at the Apple Store app waiting for the pre-orders for the iPhone 12 to start, make it this one (and then re-evaluate your need to make really odd and specific boundaries for yourself)! Source

eD! and Jeff talk about Chadwick Boseman, Sabretooth casting rumors, and singles from movie soundtracks that are very good! Source

eD! and Jeff talk about all the happenings at the “Time Flies” Apple Event, and discuss the Microsoft Surface Duo! Also, technically this episode is made in partnership with Microsoft, or sponsored by Microsoft, or something like that? We explain it in the episode, and hopefully that makes the FTC less likely to smack eD! around! Source

Having done this podcast for 197 more episodes than anyone ever thought they would, eD! and Jeff bring Nearly Coherent back to its roots: spending a bunch of time making fun of Dave, who finally accounts for where the hell he’s been all this time, and marveling at the quality of the Dave’s News Corner story he brought with him! If you have any follow-up questions about Dave’s News Corner, please direct them to @DaveintheStudio on Twitter. Source

eD! and Jeff talk with the podcast’s #1 Fan, Sandy, about Nova Scotia, Canadian music, awkward injuries, and embarrassing YouTube channel-subscription accidents that certain people won’t ever live down! We also don’t mention our unplanned hiatus at all, since this was recorded before that happened, so you’ll have to leave that mystery on the back burner for now — sorry, people who complained about waiting for a new episode to us on Twitter and are demanding explanations! Source

eD! tells a story that’s been haunting him since childhood, Jeff breaks our brains with “Jeopardy!” facts, they talk about how weirdly high the bar is for what counts as news now, and reactions to the deal between AMC Theaters and Universal Studios! If you want to see the web comic that eD! talked about — and if you don’t you’re a damn fool — they’re all right here: Alien Cadets 1Alien Cadets 2Alien Cadets 3 Source

eD! and Jeff discuss being gnarled old men, home massage equipment, Funko Pop! figures, and purchases they’ve made they might have wanted to spend a little bit more time thinking about! In the episode, eD! mentions a thing that he’s going to include a picture of, but since that’d spoil what’s coming, we’ve hidden it below! SUPER-SECRET SPOILER CONTENT Squirrel Girl included for scale. Source

eD! and Jeff discuss terrible songs to have stuck in your head, a “Dave” that doesn’t suck, a behind-the-scenes look at how Nearly Coherent gets put together, and rumors about future “Fast and Furious” movies! Source

eD! and Jeff discuss buddy movies they want to see, inflatable hot tubs, “Black Panther 2” rumors, and totally lose track of what the hell is going on real quick. Fun Behind-the-Scenes Fact: At one point, we talk about how we’re technically not making fun of Dave behind his back because he has to listen to these episodes to edit them before we publish them, but this week Dave’s away, so this is the one episode he didn’t edit before we put it out, so I guess we were making fun of him behind his back after all? (Also blame Dave if the audio quality isn’t as good as it usually is, he should never have left eD! to do this by himself.) Source

eD! and Jeff get all nerd-horny over everything announced at WWDC. It’s real steamy, folks!

eD! and Jeff discuss what's going on right now, and sincerely hope they didn't totally blow it.

eD! and Jeff talk about Apple and Google’s COVID tracing API, the Snyder cut of “Justice League”, and chain restaurant delivery shenanigans!

eD! and Jeff discuss eD!’s latest COVID-related dilemma, new MCU casting rumors, and updated Disney Plus release dates eD!’s very excited about.

eD!, Jeff, and Val discuss burger concerns, a story adjacent to Val’s incredible dating history, and a follow-up to a story we forgot to talk about last week!

eD! and Jeff discuss the iPad Pro Magic Keyboard, analysis paralysis, and as-yet-undiscovered Easter eggs!

eD! and Jeff discuss the iPhone SE, rumors about the iPhone 12, a television show they can agree is great, and almost avoid all discussion of COVID-19 entirely!

Dumb essential workers, ridiculous fines, a warning about a show eD! loves that came to Netflix this month, and post-COVID plans!

eD! and Jeff talk Wisconsin voting, ridiculous COVID-19 purchases, conspiracy theories, and Jeff’s newfound personal growth!

eD! and Jeff talk about the worst news of the week, embarrassing Jeff’s kids with threats of TikTok, and some edgy commentary on root vegetables!