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In today’s episode, the boys talk about painful blowjobs, becoming disgustingly mature, dating the wrong friend in the group, and leading with appearance. In order to become really good at anything, you must spend a significant time working on it. This is even true when it comes to up-keeping an attractive ascetic. Instagram models spend endless hours making sure they look hot. With so many hours focused on their appearance, they tend to lack a dynamic personality. This doesn’t make them bad people. It just makes them boring as fuck.

In today's episode, the boys talk about biting, Australian girls, Jay's concert experience, and overcoming perfection. Have you ever heard someone say, "practice makes perfect?" People use it to emphasize the role hard work has in the pursuit of success. The problem with the quote is that it fails to acknowledge the detrimental effects of overworking. Exhaustion, fatigue, excessive tinkering, and unwarranted analyzing all lead to destructive outcomes. There is a balance between working toward perfection and understanding that perfection does not exist. In order to be the best, you must know your breaking point and be brave enough to refrain from crossing it.

In today’s episode, the boys sit down with Richard Stevens aka Barbra Seville @barbraseville to talk about Drag Queens, growing up gay in Arizona, the perfect dick, and the scoop on Kari Lake. Barbra Seville is Arizona’s #1 drag queen. She won Miss Gay Western States America in 2022, Miss Gay Arizona in 2000, and has been a top 10 finalist at Miss Gay America 3 times. Barbra is classy, spunky, and unapologetically herself. She has gained recent notoriety due to her controversial relationship with Arizona Governor nominee, Kari Lake. Barbra strips it down for the boys to show them what is really under the drag.

In today’s episode, the boys talk about the effects of excessive exposure to sex, sus dreams, being solution oriented, and Nappi’s family vacation. Who doesn’t like a good ole white family vacation? Matching shirts, going to a lake, making s’mores, playing board games, and going for a bike ride (with a helmet of course). From the outside, it seems like perfect family bonding time. However, just beneath the surface there is still typical family drama at play. At the end of the day, not every white family can be the Joneses.

In today’s episode, the boys talk about responding to horny people, Nappi’s new tattoos, accepting responsibility, deodorant, and being yourself. Accepting yourself is not a an excuse to rest on your laurels. Accepting yourself is a realization of who you are meant to be. Most people are either paralyzed by their own insecurity or stunted by the idealization of their own mediocrity. Instead, we must self reflect to determine our individualized talents and gifts. We must then push ourselves to actualize our potential. And finally we must love and accept ourselves for who we inherently are.

In today’s episode, the boys talk about appropriating cultures, small v. big butts, and being single and horny. It’s a hard life being a single non-promiscuous person with a high sex drive. You live in a state of continuous conflict. On one hand, you aren’t really down to just hook up with anyone. On the other hand, you have an undeniable urge in your pelvis region to make something happen. The solution is not one or the other, it is both... It’s your hands!

In today’s episode, the boys talk about Nappi’s towel obsession, the smartest animals, life goals, pride, and shit. Have you ever had an itch that you can't scratch? A sneeze that you can't achoo? A thirst that you can't quench? A scab that you can't heal? A spot that you can't hit? or an ass that you can't eat? Then, this is the podcast for you. The boys discuss their personal experiences getting wet and relate their lives to the smartest animals in the world. It is time to go back to our roots and become one with our shit.  

In today’s episode, the boys talk about Nappi’s haircut, feeling vibes, nice guys, and Jay's toxicity. For some relationships, breaking up and making up are common actives. The habitual nature of it creates a never ending loop that is difficult to break. The words "I am breaking up with you" become useless because they are never reinforced by action. It is an unhealthy existence. However, there are instances where a strong couple encounters adversity and is forced to separate because of it. In those instances, growth and enlightenment can lead the couple back together. All in all, it is not always terrible for a makeup to follow a breakup or for a legitimate breakup to follow a couple's 100th makeup.

In today’s episode, the boys sit down with Cami and Niki from the Double Teamed podcast. They take a deep dive into astrology, non-monogamy, sex parties, and kinks. This is definitely not the episode to play in front of your parents. Unless, of course, you‘re into ageplay and your “parents” are really a 60-year-old couple that you fuck and refer to as mommy and daddy. In that case, do you bro… do you. Cami and Niki teach the boys about the judgment free, non-possessory, and kink friendly side of sex. A good life doesn’t always include monogamy and children. For some, life is best having a variety of sexual and emotional relationships that fulfill and fill every part of them. For more of Cami and Niki follow @doubleteamedpodcast.

In today’s episode the boys talk about social media comments, the wonders of jellyfish, Jay’s new job, and the uncertainties of dating. People date for many reasons including physical connection, status, comfort, stability, and love. But for people in their lates 20s and early 30s, marriage is always on the back of their minds. This places a greater significances on one’s decision to commit to another. On one hand, you like a person and feel like they bring you joy. On the other, you don’t know if they are your forever person. This conflict creates a sense of extreme uncertainty. It is best to embrace the uncertainty because some of the most beautiful chapters of our lives won’t have titles until they have been fully written.

In today’s episode the boys talk about what animals they are most like, gender identity, the ability to commit, and the differences between being cringey, douchey, and creepy. There are an endless list of adjectives people use to describe behavior: Cocky, Pretentious, Creative, Intelligent, Pessimistic, Charismatic, Disciplined, Curious, etc. The interesting thing is that two people can perform the same action, but be defined by opposite adjectives. Our mannerisms and non-verbal signals determine whether we come across confident and attractive or awkward and gross. These traits are inherent to our individuality. Without them, we would all be clones spewing the same exact bullshit. That is why the boys felt the need to applaud those who were born Cringey, Douchey, and Creepy. You guys are the real MVP!

In today’s episode, the boys talk about different methods of interpretation, re-naming pronouns, and sexless relationships. In the beginning of most 21st century relationships, sex is almost a non-stop activity. Partners are excited to explore each others most initimate and vulnerable states. You become intoxicated by your partners touch and you seek the constant feeling of euphoria. But sex is a lot like smoking cigarettes. The more you do it with the same person, the more you lose the feeling of your first drag. The difficulty comes when you are 6 years in and you begin to neglect the physical aspect of your relationship. Let’s be honest, shit gets boring, your dick doesn’t get hard, and her pussy doesn’t get wet. It’s time to play dress-up and take out the handcuffs.

In today’s episode the boys talk about high body counts, dolphin assisted births, consuming shitty information, and the implications of Roe v. Wade being overturned. The boys once again take on the charged topic of abortion. With the recent leaked draft opinion, the likelihood of Roe being overturned is greater than ever. Women seeking abortions in 26 states will be forced to risk their lives in order to exercise a fundamental human right. None can be free if the government is allowed to decide what someone does to their body.

In today’s episode, the boys celebrate Jay’s birthday and talk about the truth behind unicorns, the lies behind working hard, and the trials and tribulations of getting older. As we age, we become more cognizant of our most precious yet overlooked asset: TIME. Many sulk about the time they’ve wasted. Many others over think about how they’ll use the time they have left. But only few put their intentions to action and live every second striving to become the person they were meant to be. So many of us live in this procrastination loop because we feel comfort in our monotonous lives. We choose never quenching stability over having a life of immense internal satisfaction. We must ignore our ape-like instincts that make us fear discomfort. Instead, we must examine our lives and truthfully ask ourselves whether we are living to live or living to die. The choice you make is not important, it is the acknowledgement of that choice that truly matters. For only then, you can die knowing you controlled the time you were gifted. 

In today’s episode, the boys talk about climate change, changes to the podcast, Nappi’s revelations, and Rob going to a bachelor party. Early and fast success can be as detrimental as it is advantageous. It provides a false sense of security and promotes stagnancy. In order to maintain success, you must continual seek to evolve and adapt to change. The hardest part about changing is trying to simultaneously stick to your core tenants. The boys feel like they’ve hit a wall on their road to success. Instead of chilling at the wall, they’ve decided to take a few steps back and reroute their journey. Come with them as they embark on the same, but different, adventure.

The boys sit down with Miami to get her perspective on everything. It is hard to date someone who exposes their whole life to the world. They always have a sense that the world doesn't understand their truth. The world only gets to hear one side of the story. The boys understand this unfairness because they hear about it from the girls their dating all the time. "That's not what really happened." "You completely left out all the details." "You didn't tell everybody what you did to make me have that reaction." These girls feel like they are being perceived as dumb, illogical, and simpish. In order to combat this perception, Miami makes a guest appearance to give her side of the story and enlighten the audience with her truth. 

In today’s episode, the boys talk about the most sensitive areas of a penis, cumming in eyes, witchcraft, and becoming an unrecognizable person. The biggest initiator of change is discomfort. It may take cum to get in your eye before you stop cumming in other people’s eyes. It may take a baby scare to realize you need to start wearing condoms. It may take the loss of friends to realize you need to be a better person. Whatever the cause, change usually indicates that something went wrong. Yet, for some reason we glorify and encourage change but fear and avoid failure and discomfort. Instead, we should actively strive to fail because it is the only way to become better. When adversity enters your life you should say thank you because it will force you to shed your current state for a stronger more resilient one. So if you see no changes, wake up and ask yourself is your life worth living as your stagnant self?

In today’s episode, the boys talk about unwanted perceptions, old people at the club, the levels of maturity, and the yearning to be tied down. I haven't found the girl of my dreams, but I am over looking for her. I just want to be mentally, emotionally, and physically close to someone. The stability that constant love and care brings is too intriguing. But would I just be settling to avoid discomfort and loneliness? The problem is that I don't know if my perfect person even exists. Love may not be about finding your soulmate, it may just be about finding someone you can put up with for an extended period of time. But I get bored so easily. Is boredom an inevitability? In order to obtain stability, do I have to accept the mundaneness of monogamy? Who the fuck knows? All I do know is that I don't want to be a player no more. 

In today’s episode, the boys talk about the winner of March’s challenge, perception of demographics, getting denied at the club, trying long distance, and the problem with high standards. Disney fucked us all. It taught girls that a prince aka a high value male will do the mostest for a girl that they barely know. It taught guys that ugly dudes aka Shrek and the Beast could win over the hottest girls by just being themselves. Everyone is looking for the next Cinderella or Prince Charming. Unfortunately, happily ever after is only in high budget animated kid films. The reality of the world is that every single person has flaws. So, if you want someone to check all of your boxes, the key is to have less boxes to check.

In today’s episode, the boys talk about the positives of over-confidence, being annoyed at first sight, neighborhood Karens, and the power of texting. It’s common knowledge that if a person sends you a "good morning” or a “good night” text, they fuck with you. Is the opposite also true? If a person doesn't text you regularly, does that really mean they don't fuck with you? For the boys the answer is no. For example, if you see someone every night why would you need to text them throughout the day? Over texting can make the relationship boring and stale. Additionally, sometimes people are just super busy and don’t have the time to text mundane bullshit. Yes, COMMUNICATION is a huge indicator of a persons interest but texting is only one form of communication. The quantity of communication is far less important than the substance. One life altering telephone call is worth way more than a million “how was your day?” texts. So before you spiral the next time your crush doesn’t text you back fast enough, ask yourself how engaging your conversations with them are? If the answer is extremely, then take a hit, pop some popcorn, watch a movie, and don’t worry your little heart. If the answer is no, you have permission to spiral.