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This episode is for the third week of March, 2018 and features a requiem for a dreamer, a whole host of freshness, and a slight skosh of a simple switch to a eensy beensy little factor of reality.  Really not a big deal.

This episode is for the second week of March, 2018 and features another 1stCorp Protection woopsiedoodle, a quick note about what does the killing vs. what needs the rehabilitating, and a bit more brawr with your bleating.

This episode is for the first week of March, 2018 and features a little Dow Jonesing, the Superbloodsportsbowl, and a simple request from your dear 1stCorp America CEO, his Trumpliness.

This episode is for the first week of December, 2016 and features how to give the water people what they want (with prejudice), a polite request, and some cabinet building instructions. This episode’s credit anthem is Cruise by Nanode. Check them out on nanode.bandcamp.com and @nanodemusic on twitter I did, and my Thanksgiving turkey pardoned me.

This episode is for the third week of November, 2016 and features some discreet ways to protest your government, how to eliminate WrongGloboPhobia, and a sorely needed redefinition of liberal studies. This episode’s credit anthem is Galactic Panic Attack by Glenntai. Check them out on glenntai.bandcamp.com  I did, and now Siri has a sexy Bri-ish accent.

This episode is for the second week of November, 2016 and features some electoral gloating, an update from FirstCorp Token Holidays and some changes in international relations. This episode’s credit anthem is System Link by Teomawki. Check them out on teomawki.bandcamp.com  I did, and then I seriously considered applying for Elon Musk’s Martian colonization program.

This episode is for the first week of November, 2016 and features the difference between white and red, some facts about your neighbor, and a leak about recent leaks, themselves quite leaky.

This episode is for the 4th week of October, 2016 and features a good reason not to think too much about continuity, "policies", and 80 weeks' worth of things to fear in 3/4 of a second.

This episode is for the second week of April, 2015 and features an affluenza outbreak, talking hair, and some welcome relief for cops who drop their bullets into peoples backs on accident.

This episode is for the first week of April and features a bigotry smorgasbord;  all the "freedom" you can stomach.

This episode is for the fourth week of March and features a boring news cycle therefore quite a bit of genitals as it turns out.  So it goes.  Le sigh.

  This episode is for the third week of March and features an oldschool comeback, dubious derived yet delectable “poultry”, and some VIEWS on the public deuce.

This episode is for the second week of March and features ballsy CEOs, happy fingers, and a couple sweet new products you’ll consider buying!

This episode is for the first week of March and features a fistbump, a victory lap, and sweet new reality show!

This is episode of is for the fourth week of February, 2014 and features the ins and outs of sanctioned homicide, red-carpet tips for aspiring mannequins, and some incredibly subtle product placement.  

This episode is for the third week of February and features the ol’ rope-a-dope, the persecuted religious majority, and teddy bears!

This episode is for the second week of February and features great new numbers from the coathanger industry, a lying liar lying about lying, and some sweet love monetatization tips for the layyyydeeees.

This episode is for the first week of February, 2015 and features free stuff!  Dudebros screaming at eachother with scary masks on!  PUPPIES!

This episode is for the fifth week of January, 2015 and features some critical advice for the wives of powerful men, the financial struggles of the children of iconic men, and a thank you note to the Antivax Super Society (ASS)!

This episode is for the fourth week of January, 2015 and features the annual shareholder's meeting, the rebuttal, and a new and differently chromasomed voice!