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The key to success is acquiring numerous gold bricks and saying no to drugs. This episode is sponsored by the collapse of society and Purdue Pharma.

The Sun is our Mother, the Moon is our Uncle and the Ocean is our Aunt. Unfortunately, they all need your help setting up their computers to "do a Zoom".

The ultimate guide to standing up for your self in the face of customer service.

You must ask a man with a mustache for his bus pass. Greg Santos is that mustache.

Cover one eye and the world gives you a 50% discount. Or use code EganIsNotFunny at the CryoZone!

Have you been robbed in an Erewhon?  Do your male friends wear brown shoes? Have you been diagnosed as a Libtard? You may be entitled to compensation. Call 1-800-SCOTT-FREE and use code TGM for a 10% discount.

Under the sea, life is better down where its wetter, take it from Bret Banta

One day, an alpha male turkey embarks on a journey to find a free car with the help of the sexiest Power Ranger.

Millionaire Michael Lenoci is a historian, secondhand suit salesman, and former steroid user. He is largely credited for the popularity of Basketball, Baseball, and Football in the 19th century.

Vanessa tries to teach Graham how to be charming and likeable. Graham tries to steal her car.

Matt loves God and guys named Joe. He's afraid of guns, white gangs and becoming too famous from appearing on this episode.

Joe fights the fight of the forgotten and wants to marry a girl named Lauren.

In a shocking twist, we learn Ali Mac went to school, has been to a wedding and also poops. A lot. If your looking to date her, you better have a car AND drive it safely.

We're back from vacation with a big episode featuring Amir Kabiri. We haven't been keeping up with the news of 2020, so don't expect us to comment on anything that's happened. But Amir will drop some hot stock tips as well as some hot public urination tips.

Sometimes you have to choose between sipping on your cold brew and saving the world. We're here to help guide you.

He's known for getting fired from Trader Joe's, but he's also accomplished many other great things

What lies between natural and super natural? Probably a new pair of Jordans.

The other half of Chad Goes Deep, JT Parr, shows us how to write an inspirational movie, stop masturbating 4 times a day, survive at sea without being eaten by Graham.

Ari has watched a video recording of his own birth as is still able to function as an adult. Sorry weirdos, all his fetishes are pretty common.

Ry Doon did this podcast as part of his Community Service and despite what he did to Courtney Love, we still think he's a sweet boy.