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Me talking about me to help me. And hopefully that helps you. Life experiences. Interpretations of art. Pretty birds. Literal and figurative assholes.

Me talking about me to help me. And hopefully that helps you. Life experiences. Interpretations of art. Pretty birds. Literal and figurative assholes.

Me talking about me to help me. And hopefully that helps you. Life experiences. Interpretations of art. Pretty birds. Literal and figurative assholes.

Me talking about me to help me. And hopefully that helps you. Life experiences. Interpretations of art. Pretty birds. Literal and figurative assholes.

Me talking about me to help me. And hopefully that helps you. Life experiences. Interpretations of art. Pretty birds. Literal and figurative assholes.

Me talking about me to help me. And hopefully that helps you. Life experiences. Interpretations of art. Pretty birds. Literal and figurative assholes.

Me talking about me to help me. And hopefully that helps you. Life experiences. Interpretations of art. Pretty birds. Literal and figurative assholes.

In which our hero apologizes to Bill Shatner for flippant comments regarding his twitter feed and retells a night at the opera. Stanley Kubrick activates long dormant fear receptors. Batman related misconceptions. Gassy Superman.

In which our hero pays tribute to a legend and then rambles about bullshit on twitter. Real human emotions. Cold steel logic. Tattoos and coffee cups. Live long and prosper. Or #LLAP if we're tweeting. To see the art of Lorne Mountain: www.lornemountainarts.com

In which our hero bares the darkness in his soul and reveals the bad thoughts. Set self-loathing to maximum. Flippant suicide talk. Really uplifting stuff.

Super special bonus pod here amigos. This wasn't really made or meant for public consumption... but I'm attempting to get the attention of a well known public personality so the website coupled with twitter seemed like the best course of action. Anyway, if you're name is not Kevin Smith, this is a half hour of me rambling and verbally sucking dick. And if you are Kevin Smith and you found your way here, remove thine denim short pants and amast thy chub, for it is about to be slobbered most veraciously and haphazardly. In this episode, I attempt to reach out and say thank you to someone who in a very major and real way is the inspiration for this podcast and influenced me to get off my ass and start making things for myself. And thus I present a half hour of knob-gobblin

In which our hero gets too drunk while waiting to record and recounts the glory days of professional wrestling. Ass-kicking, german suplexing, baby punting action. 'Cause Stone Cold said so. Correction: GoldDust, not Goldberg. Drunk assed.

Me talking about me to help me. And hopefully that helps you. Life experiences. Interpretations of art. Pretty birds. Literal and figurative assholes.

Me talking about me to help me. And hopefully that helps you. Life experiences. Interpretations of art. Pretty birds. Literal and figurative assholes.

Me talking about me to help me. And hopefully that helps you. Life experiences. Interpretations of art. Pretty birds. Literal and figurative assholes.

Me talking about me to help me. And hopefully that helps you. Life experiences. Interpretations of art. Pretty birds. Literal and figurative assholes.

Me talking about me to help me. And hopefully that helps you. Life experiences. Interpretations of art. Pretty birds. Literal and figurative assholes.

Me talking about me to help me. And hopefully that helps you. Life experiences. Interpretations of art. Pretty birds. Literal and figurative assholes.

Me talking about me to help me. And hopefully that helps you. Life experiences. Interpretations of art. Pretty birds. Literal and figurative assholes.

Me talking about me to help me. And hopefully that helps you. Life experiences. Interpretations of art. Pretty birds. Literal and figurative assholes.