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Chris doesn’t think it’s that cold. Stacie explains Galentine’s Day. Jordin made a very big mistake on yesterday’s show that she apologizes for. There’s a special all-female round of #ForgottenBangerz. Jordin tries to make more friends on Craigslist. Finally, the team disucss ways to celebrate “Anti-Valentine’s Day” in Kansas City.  FOLLOW JORDIN SILVER on INSTAGRAM: http://www.instagram.com/jordinsilver

Today was Chris’ last day. We celebrate all that he’s contributed to the show by playing clips from his past 18 months on #JSAF. Hear one of his first times he was on the show. Plus, his hilarious “short list” for what he wanted to name his child. Also, find out what his wife and mother had to say about him when they were on as guests. Finally, things get V emotional when the two realize it’s their last break together.

Chris takes over the show since 9/4 will be his last show before he takes his sabbatical. We ask Jordin if she folds or wads. We travel with Miss B back to 1955 in her journal and Chris is scared they might take away his daughter but the Buzz family reassures him he’s doing alright. Follow him on Instagram @phaetonor and @notastayathomedadAnd while you’re at it, follow @jordinsilver

Chris has a big announcement. The 2006 viral hit “Shoes” has a 2020 update. #BuzzFamily texts in to “Ask Christopher Anything.” Jordin’s having very bad luck. Finally, they go over some of the newest words added to Dictionary.com this morning. http://www.Instagram.com/JordinSilver

Find out what happened to make Jordin literally run away from something this morning. J+C try to understand a trending topic on Twitter called #NoSimpSeptember. Later, the talk about some of the funniest generic brand names of items. Finally, Jordin got emotional on Saturday and feels like that private moment was violated. http://www.Instagram.com/JordinSilver

Chris had a moment in the shower. Jordin visited River Market Antiques and it gave her an existential crisis. Chris’ daughter has started biting. The two go over the best and worst excuses to use to get out of work. Finally, Chris has Jordin try to guess if MTV put a band in the “rock” or “alternative” category for their VMA’s last night. http://www.Instagram.com/JordinSilver

Someone has made a meme about The Buzz. Jordin’s favorite band commented on her Instagram. This develops into a conversation about the unspoken “do’s and do nots” of social media. Finally, Chris tests Jordin’s ability to decipher some clever vanity license plates. http://www.Instagram.com/JordinSilver

Jordin’s brain did something really interesting to protected her from trauma on her drive to work this morning. Her crush from 6 years ago reached out via Instagram. From Fantasy Sports to Sally Mae, J&C  list things they “don’t understand.” Finally, Jordin has to register her car and found a place that’ll take care of it, but it seems too good to be true.

Chris is back and explains how bad a COVID test hurts. During his recovery period he realized that his daughter “just wants to have fun.” Jordin was approached by someone on Instagram to be their “sugar baby.” To curb her “Restless Legs” she is trying CBD oil. Finally, they go over Buzzfeeds, “People who didn’t get the text responses they were expecting.”

There’s only one thing that will get Dustin on a pair of roller skates. Chris still isn’t feeling well. Jordin is afraid that she has early onset dementia. They talk about their favorite band t-shirts and who are the most popular bands to wear as fashion and not because you like them. Finally, Santa calls in and Jordin asks him all the burning questions she has about COVID-19 messing with Christmas this year.FOLLOW SANTAFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/9ReindeerFlyInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/krisskringle1959/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/krisskringle

Dustin joins. Jordin got in trouble yesterday. Dustin shows her his new work computer. In honor of The Walmart-Drive in playing Karate Kid tomorrow, they talk about the original movie. Since Dustin is a good looking guy, Jordin wonders if any of his students have had crushes on him. #IfThisWereThe90s is trending and Dustin, or GenZ’er has a few questions for Jordin The Millennial.

Which is a better song, “The Black Parade” or “Mr. Brightside?” Justin’s parents thought they sounded drunk on the podcast yesterday. Since there’ll be a reboot of Jordin’s favorite movie, “A League of Their Own” Justin gives J some quotes from the movie she has to find, in the actual movie within 20 seconds. Finally, Toucan Slam from Fountain City Roller Derby calls in to chat about their upcoming recruitment night tonight on Zoom.FOUNTAIN CITY ROLLER DERBY RECRUITMENT NIGHT FACEBOOK EVENT: https://www.facebook.com/events/569904747013550

Justin Short fills in for Chris. You’ve heard him before on the show in February — but Jordin feels like it’s been longer. They debate if it’s weird to talk to someone while you’re naked in a locker room. Later, they come up with greeting cards that don’t exist but should. Justin opens up about being a “Cat Dad.” Finally, Tori from KCPetProject calls in to talk about “The Caturday House Party” happening on Saturday.KC PET PROJECT’S “CATURDAY HOUSE PARTY”INFO: https://kcpetproject.org/annual-events/caturday/TO GET A DISCOUNT ON CATURDAY SHIRTS, USE THE CODE: BLANCHE

Dustin joins and the two talk about Jordin’s new car and what he has been up to. They tear apart a rap song that Shaq dropped in 1993. Then, debut the new Blink 182 song “Quarantine.” Later, Dustin catches us up on sports. Now that she wears a mask, Jordin realizes she takes way too deep of breaths when talking. Finally, Dustin talks about his most recent trip to Branson, MO. JORDIN SILVER DJ’s the best of Pop Punk and Emo MusicFriday 8/7 Outdoors @ The Iron District in North Kansas City.7-9pm. Masks required. Food and alcohol available for purchase.Send all pop punk / requests to: http://www.instagram.com/jordinsilver

#RevealYourAgeWithoutNumbers is trending and the team dives into it. Why do we celebrate dead people’s birthdays? Jordin still needs validation from her parents even at the age of 38. Chris found a shirt hack that will change your life. Jordin promotes her pop punk/emo DJ’ing event at the Iron District tomorrow. Chris won’t be in tomorrow but Dustin is filling in. JORDIN SILVER DJ’s the best of Pop Punk and Emo MusicFriday 8/7 Outdoors @ The Iron District in North Kansas City.7-9pm. Masks required. Food and alcohol available for purchase. Send all pop-punk-emo requests to: http://www.instagram.com/jordinsilver

Why aren’t bands doing more collaborations? Jordin can’t remember the name of something she’s trying to reference during “On This Day in History” so she asks for help. This is the third day Chris has picked her up because her car is in the shop — they contemplate her getting another car. Next, they report on if secondhand smoke spreads COVID-19? Finally, J tries to educate people on her biggest grammar pet peeve.

Does anyone use a radio as their alarm clock anymore? There’s an interesting rumor about voting and wearing a mask today. Jordin found out Chris call her his “co-host” during his TJ Miller interview — so she throws him in the hosting role for a bit. When they switch back, J talks about a weird email from her bank. Finally, they talk about “state demonyms” (what you call people from different states.)

Jordin has a musical brain fart and can’t move on until it is solved. Chris finds a loophole regarding his daughter’s first steps. Jordin is jealous that people are calling a new friend in her group, “The Funny One.” Finally, she thinks she’s found a solution to stop getting The National Enquirer delivered to her house.

Chris forgot some important details from a text he sent yesterday. Slimfast’s COVID test is being displayed in the studio. Jordin watched Baseball yesterday and it felt “fake.” They try to play the new Billie Eilish song. Jordin has a vapid issue and Chris has a very emotional one — that dichotomy is prevalent on the textline, too. Finally, they discuss what TheDailyMeal.com is considering the best burger in MO and KS.

Jordin is back and explains what happened on Tuesday. Chris introduces #BuzzFam to a Banger from “Social Repose.” They go over some of Shakespeare’s famous insults and try to use them in a modern context. After news, they get into the weird seeds that people have been receiving in the mail. Finally, there is a chat about how popular the roller skating resurgence has been lately in KC.