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12 minutes | Nov 26, 2020
Florida NEWS 11-26-2020
What better way to kick off your Thanksgiving festivities than starting off with some Florida hilarity? We’ve got a man arrested for calling 911 when the strip club wouldn’t let his kitty inside; an inmate who insists that syringes found in his rectum weren’t his and a man who called 911 for a ride to…Hooters? All this and so much more! HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!! The post Florida NEWS 11-26-2020 appeared first on Dough and 5-0.
21 minutes | Nov 26, 2020
Dough & 5-0 NEWS 11-23-2020
We have a TON of crazy news stories this week and we welcome our first guest to the show…Tommie Beattie! Stories on tap include a marriage proposal/domestic battery; a dirty porch pirate and a bank robber who was just trying to abide the banks mask mandate. We also delve into Purdue Pete getting into some hot water; an 8 year old Mullet phenom and a Rochester man who claims cocaine found in his buddies butt crack! All this and much more! The post Dough & 5-0 NEWS 11-23-2020 appeared first on Dough and 5-0.
39 minutes | Oct 28, 2020
Hellfire & Brimstone
NEWS headlines this week include an L.A. vehicle pursuit that took a turn into a gas station for, well…gas; an NY couple that ordered a $13 bottle of wine and got a $2,000 bottle instead and parents who sold their baby’s name to their internet provider for 18 years of free WiFi. FLORIDA doesn’t disappoint with stories such as a trash bag wearing arsonist; a man-made mop-bucket leaf blower joyride and a Florida Keys man who was caught with 16 stolen lobsters down his…well…you know. POLITICAL GARBAGE brings discussion about a violent cop hater who tried to harm the police and defrauded the government while he was at it and talks of new abortion laws in Poland. GOOD NEWS topics include a kind gesture for a mom at an airport and a kind hearted teen who helped pay for an elderly mans groceries. The post Hellfire & Brimstone appeared first on Dough and 5-0.
65 minutes | Oct 22, 2020
After a LENGTHY break…We’re back (aaaaand we’re sorry)! NEWS headlines include a college co-ed that got stuck in a dryer, a woman sentenced for breaking into her ex’s house and forcing him to have sex with her and a Evangical pastor who left the church for the popular website ONLY FANS.com. FLORIDA madness includes a man that stole a sex toy and used it in the same store he stole it from, a brawl at the poles and a battery over a frozen rodent! Guess what’s back…POLITICAL GARBAGE!!! Headlines include a Minneapolis citizen’s group calling for an emergency plan to address growing public safety concerns, LA City Council passing a crisis response team bill and yet another mixup at the ol’ Post Office. We end things with some GOOD NEWS…we hope. The post WE’RE BAAAAACK!!! appeared first on Dough and 5-0.
27 minutes | Aug 28, 2020
Finger-Lickin’ Belly Biter
“FINGER-LICKIN’ BELLY BITER” Dough & 5-0; Episode 74 NEWS stories this week include a psychic who didn’t foresee her house getting plowed into by a truck, a grocery store shopper who got more than she bargained for in the parking lot and KFC suspending its 64 year old slogan because…well. FLORIDA madness includes stories such as a St. Pete man who battered his ex-roommate with a sack of potatoes, a Florida man who stole some scratch off tickets, won, then tried to turn them in at the same store and a Florida woman who urinated on a sleeping man then bit him on his belly. GOOD NEWS stories include a couples viral wedding announcement video and a stranger handing out $100 bills to those in need. The post Finger-Lickin’ Belly Biter appeared first on Dough and 5-0.
31 minutes | Aug 21, 2020
Naked Boar Pursuit & Mr. Hot Crotch
NEWS headlines this week include a YouTube gaming sensation who set his crotch on fire as punishment for losing a game; a naked board foot pursuit through a nudist colony and a man that broke into a bank for…a hot pocket? Florida hilarity this time around includes a man who hid meth “deep inside” his belly button; a FELONY Slurpee battery and fleeing felon who decided the best place to hide from the cops was the…fire station. No GOOD NEWS segment this week cause there ain’t any…cause 2020 sucks. The post Naked Boar Pursuit & Mr. Hot Crotch appeared first on Dough and 5-0.
22 minutes | Aug 5, 2020
Naked Batman & the Ass-Kickin’ Granny
Dough & 5-0; Episode 72 NEWS this week includes French’s Mustard rolling out a new…Beer? We then move onto a thief who got caught in due to his crappy shirt and a man who’s penile implant ended up on his arm. FLORIDA insanity includes a firefighter urinating in public; a crazy person jumping on the hood of a moving semi and of course what else would a Florida week be without a naked…BATMAN?!? GOOD NEWS headlines this week include a teachers assistant running a marathon a day to help raise money for a local zoo; a woman who was reunited with a special teddy bear and an Ass-Kickin’ granny who stood her ground at an ATM. The post Naked Batman & the Ass-Kickin’ Granny appeared first on Dough and 5-0.
37 minutes | Jul 29, 2020
Chicken Arms & Corona Boners
Join us this week for headlines such as an EMBARRASSING postal delivery; a failed college exam via a meatball malfunction and a new, eh, symptom of Covid-19. Florida hilarity includes a battery via Ramen Noodles; a Florida felon evading capture via cartwheels and a Florida family strapping their wheelchair bound granny in the bed of the ol’ family truck ala Jed Clampett. GOOD NEWS topics include more charity by Chic-fil-A and removable arms for your pet…chicken? The post Chicken Arms & Corona Boners appeared first on Dough and 5-0.
38 minutes | Jul 22, 2020
Undercover Cop & the Case of Chicken Alfredo
Dough & 5-0; Episode 70 We have hilarious stories such as a man that tried to seduce an undercover cop with chicken Alfredo, a woman who stabbed her husband with a squirrel and a drunk man who forced his way behind a Subway counter to make himself a Sammich! FLORIDA hilarity includes a GLORIOUS return to St. Lucie County, a Florida man who sings to alligators and a Florida man who poured some STANK on clothing that didn’t belong to him. GOOD NEWS this week brings a success story from a trash removal servant to Harvard Law School and a feel good story out of Carmel, Indiana. The post Undercover Cop & the Case of Chicken Alfredo appeared first on Dough and 5-0.
38 minutes | Jul 11, 2020
Dough & 5-0; Episode 69 NEWS headlines this week include an ear piercing with a face mask on that (shockingly) went wrong; a man paragliding on a couch and a newborn baby that came out holding a contraceptive that was supposed to keep him from ever existing! FLORIDIAN insanity includes topics such as a screw driver where the sun don’t shine, a 400 pound woman who was sexually assaulted by a herd of manatees and a Florida man who exposed himself at a gift shop after being asked to put on a face mask. GOOD NEWS this week includes the cutest damn dog you’ll ever lay eyes on and fond memories of The Golden Girls after Amazon releases a commemorative TIKI set. The post Golden Memories appeared first on Dough and 5-0.
49 minutes | Apr 7, 2020
Dough & 5-0; Episode 59 “Social Distancing” NEWS headlines include a man who told the cops the reason he was out during the mandated quarantine was to purchase some “essential weed,” a British doc who’s begging fellow Brits to not stockpile Viagra to keep yourself entertained during social isolation and an Indiana Churchgoer who thought she found a rare “vintage bottle opener” in her garden that turned out to be a butt plug. FLORIDA insanity includes a man who was tasered after walking through a Florida neighborhood naked and carrying only a bottle of cooking oil, a man charged for eating pancakes in the middle of the road and a man who was arrested for pressure washing his neighbor. POLITICAL GARBAGE is full of discussion about Nancy Pelosi still trying to push her political agenda amidst the national crisis, California dems trying to get Illegal Aliens Coronavirus funds and NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio trying to release robbery suspects that were involved in the death of an NYPD detective. The post Social Distancing appeared first on Dough and 5-0.
30 minutes | Mar 25, 2020
Pancake Throwin’ Dope Smoke
Dough & 5-0; Episode 57 “PANCAKE THROWIN’ DOPE SMOKE” NEWS: Louisiana woman gets busted for having a PLETHORA of dope and cash after authorities noticed her bail money for her friend smelled like weed, an intoxicated driver asking Washington police to “do it like we do in Mexico” and a friendly PSA about drinking Bleach to cure Corona. FLORIDA: A cop evading COW that’s been on the run since January, a pancake batter(y) and an epic weed cloud. NEWS: Hindu group that says drinking Cow Urine cures Corona related illness, Putin giving himself eternal power and using some common sense. The post Pancake Throwin’ Dope Smoke appeared first on Dough and 5-0.
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