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Moote Points with Brian and Patrick Moote
65 minutes | Jun 4, 2014
Ep. – 17 Brian is all about the “Murda Business”#DrunkPatVsSoberBrian
In this episode, the fellas talk at length about the "Murda Business" and Pat really mails it in... Kidding, but he is hammered and Brian is tired and beaten up from a Men's league game. Yes, he plays in a men's league basketball league full of comedians. Sober Brian is not a fan of Pat's antics on the show and almost gives up out of sheer frustration. Drunk Pat loves it.
65 minutes | May 20, 2014
The 2014 #FollowOff and Patrick is an OKC Fan… Kinda
In this episode, the fellas have a live twitter follow off during the show who wins? You'll have to listen to find out. They also talk about Brian's weekend in Richland, WA, Pat's new webseries Word of the Week and other randomness. Unhung Hero special edition show to come later... When Pat is out of his rage corner.
65 minutes | May 2, 2014
Ep. 15 – #BadHeadshots vs. #FatBrianFriday… And #SeaMayDay Hate
In this episode, Brian talks about his sneaking into Stagecoach... Basically his only illegal activity that he has ever pulled off. They discover live on the air that Pat's gal wants to bang Luke Bryan. Pat unveils his new #TBT trend where he will post a new horrible old headshot every week #BadHeadshots... He has about 100 of these things. They are hilarious awful. Brian unveils his new instragram trend called #FatBrianFriday which... Well, as you can probably imagine is just pics of Brian from his fat days about 10 years ago and 70lbs. Pretty fun thing. They close the show out with some good ol' fashion hating on the Seattle May Day protests.
68 minutes | Apr 26, 2014
Ep. 14 – Big time #MarvelMadness show down and #AMootzingRace
In this episode, the fellas talk about their goal to be on the show the Amazing Race on CBS because... Why not right? I mean, these two doofuses would kill that show. Show your support and fire at the Amazing Race on Twitter with #AMootzingRace... Lets do this. They also talk about Marvel comic characters and set up a battle bracket for them... Weigh in on your thoughts at #MarvelMadness. This show was just a barrel of fun/chaos. Yay!!!!!
65 minutes | Apr 18, 2014
Ep. 13 – #Patlock Serves Beverly Hills Justice and Brian Sucks at Crime
In this episode, #Patlock serves Beverly Hills a dose of cold hard justice and they fellas discuss Brian's life long inability to get away with anything ever. They also get a little crazy with the theme music today... Believe it or not, the dudes were sober.
75 minutes | Apr 4, 2014
Ep. 12 – Boozed Up ER Trips and Missing Finger Tips #GrownUpStuff
In this action packed episode, Brian and Patrick recap their epic Spring Training trip with the guys where within 6 hours of being in Arizona, Pat almost has his finger chopped off in a doorway by Jeff Dye. Pat and Brian taped a segment at the comedy club in AZ where Pat is on a cavalcade of drugs... It is fun. They also debate adding a woman to the podcast in order to improve productivity. Brian finally names the segment he does damn near every show... "Brian's rage corner." Pat reminds him that is pretty much all he ever does. Fun city. If you have ever wanted to hear the same finger chopping story twice in 30 min once sober once the opposite of that, you'll love this episode. It's like a game of telephone... The details change pretty epically. The guys also tell you to screw what professionals tell you in an earthquake and load up on weapons... More importantly crossbows. Brian wrote and this description hungover in the Philadelphia airport after a red eye so if you don't like it... Go fly a frigging kite. He's feisty today.
72 minutes | Mar 14, 2014
Ep. 11 – Pat is a general #Dumbsaster and Dan Brown Ousts Aubrey
In this episode, super producer Dan Brown ousts Aubrey from the show... He had a good 3 episode run but as the show evolves, sometimes friendships aren't enough to save someone's job. Pat introduces us to #Dumbsaster, a disaster born of stupidity and also repeats #Hiplarious because he refuses to prepare for the show. Also, Pat has now started a segment for next week in which he will catfish the catfish. We are breaking new ground.
72 minutes | Mar 7, 2014
Ep 10 – Brian & Aubrey talk #StripperDisasters, Pat talks about the #BroJob #SoberPodcast Boo!
In this episode, the fellas discuss the fact that Pat's gal pal listened to the last show and heard him say he wants to put her on maternity leave, Aubrey and Brian discuss #StripperDisasters... We've all had them. Pat invents the word #BroJob (not an Asian dude saying blow job... I know, that was a layup of a joke) which is a job only a bro can help you with. They also talk about the Oscars, Miley Cyrus, Bieber (per usual) and a sex tape that may exist between JFK, RFK and Marilyn Monroe... Hopefully that never surfaces for real because the Gov will shut down the internet. WATCH FOR PAT ON DISH NATION
72 minutes | Feb 28, 2014
Ep 9 – Pat drops the “L-bomb,” Brian is a #Guitard & Aubrey gets accidentally R’d
In this episode, Pat tells us about dropping the "L-bomb" to a girl on the 3rd date, Brian is a straight #Guitard (Word of the week which means "A guy who breaks out the guitar at a party for no reason), and Aubrey tells us about how he was accidentally raped. This show also digresses pretty fast because they drink a ton of beer. Brian plays Black Bird by the Beatles a lot and Pat does one hell of an impression of Keanu Reaves. You are all welcome for this show... Oh and also, Brian tells the story of how he did not masturbate until he was 19. Podcast gold.
66 minutes | Feb 21, 2014
Ep. 8 – Pat’s Party Bus and #Creepliments vs #Rapeliments
In this episode, Aubrey White joins the show as the producer... Basically because Brian is failing at putting together news segments and organizing the show. We will see how long he lasts but he comes out of the gates blazing. Pat talks about how much of an idiot he is and per usual sweats a lot. He also introduces us to the word "creepliment" which is a creepy compliment. Fun. Things are running smoothly now guys like fine oiled podcast machine.
65 minutes | Feb 14, 2014
Ep. 7 – Brian acts like a #FeBag while Pat saves the show
In this episode, Brian is a tired downer and unprepared for the show.... Thank God Pat is here to save the day you guys. We talk about Michael Sam, Facebook, manscaping and #FeBag (female douchebags). Patrick also eats sushi, drinks PBR and goes shirtless the whole show... He was feelining it.
57 minutes | Jan 10, 2014
Ep 3 – Vows for the New Year, Completing #PalmDogCookoff
Brian and Patrick vow to start of 2014 with a pledge to get out a podcast per week. They talk about Dennis Rodman, some Asian smuggling herself in a suit case, the Insane Clown Posse, Samsung watches, clam chowder and tons of other important topics that you can not live without... Trust me. They also need the listeners to tweet their suggestions for Brian's singing battle with Dennis Rodman, and what challenge they promised they'd do in 2013 but failed to deliver on... Ie the #PalmDogCookoff.
79 minutes | Dec 13, 2013
Ep 2 – Naked Russians, Heart Break, #PalmDogCookOff & the Devil’s Cut
This episode covers everything important from heart break to naked russians to RG3 to Mud to Madela... And also whiskey.
71 minutes | Nov 22, 2013
Ep 1 – George Zimmerman vs George Jefferson
Current event news comedy show about George Zimmerman, Rob Ford, Jameis Winston, Sylvia Brown, Obama and the filibuster and other hilarious awesome.
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